View Full Version : How does one approach an American Male?
foxy00
09-05-2011, 03:09 AM
ok Dilema!
I have my eye on an american male. he has been here for two years.
now what are the rules of engagement? Political correctness, as well
as stepping on someones toes, all come to mind, so I have no idea,
sometimes my rather forward Nordic style can be intimidating, and I dont wish to be this. so come on guys help me out here ...
Mnguy2007
09-08-2011, 08:51 AM
ok Dilema!
I have my eye on an american male. he has been here for two years.
now what are the rules of engagement? Political correctness, as well
as stepping on someones toes, all come to mind, so I have no idea,
sometimes my rather forward Nordic style can be intimidating, and I dont wish to be this. so come on guys help me out here ...
Not sure about stepping on toes part but in general I would suggest just being yourself. I wouldn't worry about being intimidating by being forward.If he has an interest it most likely will respond.
Gabber
09-08-2011, 02:20 PM
buy him a Big Mac with fries and supersize the Coke
They're no different than any other guy T. Be you
NewSarah
09-08-2011, 02:38 PM
Tell him a lot of innocent compliments - men are like kids - they believe every good word about their wit, taste, choices, actions. He will believe soon that you are unique and you are the only one who understands him right. Direct compliments of any origin and matter are highly appreciated and are taken for granted by any man - no matter how smart and clever he is. It is a very powerful bait.
Gabber
09-08-2011, 02:45 PM
Tell him a lot of innocent compliments - men are like kids - they believe every good word about their wit, taste, choices, actions. He will believe soon that you are unique and you are the only one who understands him right. Direct compliments of any origin and matter are highly appreciated and are taken for granted by any man - no matter how smart and clever he is. It is a very powerful bait.
lollllll I think the same holds true to when dealing with the ladies
NewSarah
09-08-2011, 03:19 PM
it never worked with me. It also does not work with my female friends, but I like to give master-classes to the young female generation showing them that even a very stupid compliment can make EVERY smart man a PET!!!
Ambassador
09-08-2011, 04:53 PM
totally agree with Sarah. really hard for us to just give a few kind words? and is primarily a smile and good mood.
Foxy00. Protect GOD man who will try to step on my toes :scratch_one-s_head:
yankee
09-08-2011, 06:34 PM
Wow, you women don't have much respect for us! It is true that we like being treated nice and complimented. Developing trust would be nice too.
Ambassador
09-08-2011, 06:44 PM
Wow, you women don't have much respect for us! It is true that we like being treated nice and complimented. Developing trust would be nice too.
:lol2:
Gabber
09-09-2011, 02:25 PM
you have to be careful. American men like to lie in bushes and wait until their prey relaxes and then they pounce.
As a woman you should take all precautions. Have iPod with you at all times. Ensure that tv apps with access to NFL football are downloaded. Corn chips and grape soda are an instant pacifier.
good luck.
yankee
09-09-2011, 04:39 PM
you have to be careful. American men like to lie in bushes and wait until their prey relaxes and then they pounce.
As a woman you should take all precautions. Have iPod with you at all times. Ensure that tv apps with access to NFL football are downloaded. Corn chips and grape soda are an instant pacifier.
good luck.
Which bush are you refering to??
Ambassador
09-09-2011, 06:51 PM
:spook: What was it? :Laie_70: and now I'll get under the distribution. :FALLEN_01::behindsofa:
Ambassador
09-09-2011, 07:16 PM
AAAAAH i forgot. friday.
foxy00
09-14-2011, 12:14 PM
ooh I am loving the comments thanks guys.
actually tomorrow , I am going armed with Vicks vaporub.
the poor boy has a cold . (maybe he will need someone to rub the rub on his chest ;)
Gabber
09-14-2011, 07:41 PM
How does one approach an American male? fully loaded
How does one approach a Brighton male? if another male - fully clothed. If female - what's the use?
How does one approach a Russian male - fully loaded on vodka
krevedko
09-14-2011, 07:44 PM
How does one approach a Canadian male? - What point? he already shot his load when watch how mooses mate. :grin:
Gabber
09-14-2011, 07:49 PM
How does one approach a Canadian male? - What point? he already shot his load when watch how mooses mate. :grin:
keep them coming, as in jokes
krevedko
09-14-2011, 07:58 PM
keep them coming
actually this can be good advise for foxy original question ))))
Gabber
09-14-2011, 08:08 PM
actually this can be good advise for foxy original question ))))
yes, I had a feeling that my quote would be used his way and you answered perfectly. Nice. Next
belgians
french
spaniards
italians
greeks
krevedko
09-14-2011, 08:12 PM
How does one approach a Italian male? - Load gun and kill his mamma. After cook spagetti for console him.
will think about other..
krevedko
09-14-2011, 08:18 PM
How does one approach a Belgian male? - Cover you body with chocolat and pee in fountain.
How does one approach a French male? - Sleep with his sister. He will intrigued.
How does one approach a Spaniard male? - Sleep with bull. He will intrigued.
How does one approach a Greek male? - Sleep with his boyfriend. He will intrigued.
krevedko
09-14-2011, 08:23 PM
....... oy vei
Gabber
09-14-2011, 08:25 PM
How does one approach a Belgian male? - Cover you body with chocolat and pee in fountain.
How does one approach a French male? - Sleep with his sister. He will intrigued.
How does one approach a Spaniard male? - Sleep with bull. He will intrigued.
How does one approach a Greek male? - Sleep with his boyfriend. He will intrigued.
very good, classic.
Greek Male - approach slowly, cautiously and always facing forward. To get his interest mention the word, "job".
Belgian - approach slowly, talk slowly with help of five dictionaries. Yell once in awhile to ensure he is awake. Say Zorro sent you
statajack
09-14-2011, 10:45 PM
How does one approach a French male? - Sleep with his sister. He will intrigued.
I suspect you have been watching the film "The Dreamers". :derisive:
foxy00
09-15-2011, 12:35 AM
Italian males - admire his car and cook pasta like his mamma! his mamma will hate you though
aussie male - coem in carrying a slab of beer - to get rid of him run out of beer!
disc999golfer999
09-15-2011, 04:01 AM
Approach with a preneptual agreement. Give it to him and tell him you want to talk about it on the 2nd date.
On the first date talk about American things. Mt Rushmore and the president's history or another historical topic, Current Events (not politics), The economic situation and how that has been a benifit you. ie. Because of the declining dollar, I am more able to afford to go and vacation in the states.
Talk about how the Chinese foreign investment has influenced your local economy. (Are you in Australia? I hear they have been trhing to buy up many raw material mines.) (I am not big on sports so I can't comment there).
Gabber
09-15-2011, 09:53 PM
Approach with a preneptual agreement. Give it to him and tell him you want to talk about it on the 2nd date.
On the first date talk about American things. Mt Rushmore and the president's history or another historical topic, Current Events (not politics), The economic situation and how that has been a benifit you. ie. Because of the declining dollar, I am more able to afford to go and vacation in the states.
Talk about how the Chinese foreign investment has influenced your local economy. (Are you in Australia? I hear they have been trhing to buy up many raw material mines.) (I am not big on sports so I can't comment there).
and apple pie and supersizing and Davey Crockett and what ever happened with K-cars :biggrin:
foxy00
09-17-2011, 04:58 PM
I think Vicks Vapour Rub is my new best friend :)