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Lucker
10-12-2008, 09:03 AM
Oil Prices have dropped through the floor --- Can you hear Randomly Mad ?
Pump prices are falling .
Ditto ,Gas
Resource materials have dropped --- food prices
Interest rates have fallen and will fall further
Your mortgage -- where applicable -- will reduce .

So what is your problem ?

It is your duty to literally spit and physically abuse Bankers because they are actually a breed of Loan Sharks come Book makers who cannot balance books .And they cheat .
You must raise hell to ensure that the prices you pay reflect the price falls in resources and utilities .
All you have to do is make sure you work to preserve your job and wherever possible create just one other .

The mess is for the Media -- a financial media fest and the chattering classes who have jobs but are actually redundant as working human beings
Bankers
Estate Agents
Town and City Bureaucrats
Get rid of those bastards wherever and whenever you can , and use any means including death .
Go about your real work , Citizens . Make the system work for you .

Voobrazheniye
10-12-2008, 09:30 AM
Oil Prices have dropped through the floor --- Can you hear Randomly Mad ?
Pump prices are falling .
Ditto ,Gas
Resource materials have dropped --- food prices
Interest rates have fallen and will fall further
Your mortgage -- where applicable -- will reduce .

So what is your problem ?

It is your duty to literally spit and physically abuse Bankers because they are actually a breed of Loan Sharks come Book makers who cannot balance books .And they cheat .
You must raise hell to ensure that the prices you pay reflect the price falls in resources and utilities .
All you have to do is make sure you work to preserve your job and wherever possible create just one other .

The mess is for the Media -- a financial media fest and the chattering classes who have jobs but are actually redundant as working human beings
Bankers
Estate Agents
Town and City Bureaucrats
Get rid of those bastards wherever and whenever you can , and use any means including death .
Go about your real work , Citizens . Make the system work for you .

Hear, hear! Let's light our torches, grab our pitchforks and machetes, and march into town together to give it to those dirty bankers and bureaucrats. Who will bring the ropes??

alpine-frolic
10-12-2008, 10:15 AM
My problem is to be not Britt, then i had surely been a banker and my mail box would be full of mails. I don't want to think about my ego.

Lonewolf74
10-12-2008, 01:55 PM
I got the ropes....and some barbed wire :becky:

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huney
10-12-2008, 02:00 PM
I've got picks and shovels...on second thought, perhaps cremation would be more environmentally friendly.

statajack
10-12-2008, 02:01 PM
Oil Prices have dropped through the floor --- Can you hear Randomly Mad ?
Pump prices are falling .
Ditto ,Gas
Resource materials have dropped --- food prices
Interest rates have fallen and will fall further
Your mortgage -- where applicable -- will reduce .

So what is your problem ?

It is your duty to literally spit and physically abuse Bankers because they are actually a breed of Loan Sharks come Book makers who cannot balance books .And they cheat .
You must raise hell to ensure that the prices you pay reflect the price falls in resources and utilities .
All you have to do is make sure you work to preserve your job and wherever possible create just one other .

The mess is for the Media -- a financial media fest and the chattering classes who have jobs but are actually redundant as working human beings
Bankers
Estate Agents
Town and City Bureaucrats
Get rid of those bastards wherever and whenever you can , and use any means including death .
Go about your real work , Citizens . Make the system work for you .

This is one of the best posts you have ever written in here. :yo:

Nice one Raymond, your sentiments are spot on.

Lonewolf74
10-12-2008, 02:04 PM
I've got picks and shovels...on second thought, perhaps cremation would be more environmentally friendly.

Too much carbon dioxide....its more eye catchy though...all those nice flames.....:becky:

statajack
10-12-2008, 02:09 PM
I'll bring rat bait (for a slow death), and a cart load of 5.25oz cricket balls (they break bones when hurled and connect accordingly).

huney
10-12-2008, 02:13 PM
Too much carbon dioxide....its more eye catchy though...all those nice flames.....:becky:

I'm concerned about all that excrement fouling the ground water, too. Maybe we should just catapult the bodies into the sun...

Voobrazheniye
10-12-2008, 03:11 PM
How about feeding them to crocodiles? I would pay BIG MONEY (if I had any) to see a couple of 16-footers tear Barney Frank to pieces.

huney
10-12-2008, 03:20 PM
How about feeding them to crocodiles? I would pay BIG MONEY (if I had any) to see a couple of 16-footers tear Barney Frank to pieces.

Have you ever been abused by a crocodile?

Innocent, misunderstood creatures... :nono:

Do you know that they are extremely gentle parents? They carry their young around in their mouths to protect them from those nasty voracious predatory birds.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/cnhc/images/%21potm-mar99.jpg

Voobrazheniye
10-12-2008, 03:30 PM
Have you ever been abused by a crocodile?

Innocent, misunderstood creatures... :nono:

Do you know that they are extremely gentle parents? They carry their young around in their mouths to protect them from those nasty voracious predatory birds.



Yes, I realize that they do have their good sides, and making them eat Barney Frank would only be slightly worse than feeding them English cuisine (isn't that an oxymoron?).

But I know too that crocodiles are willing to eat even the most putrid and rotting of carcasses, so I thought that it would be less of a stretch to suggest having them take care of Barney Frank. I mean, no mamalian carnivore would do it... not even a pack of Ramon's pet hyenas. I'm not even sure if a shark would touch such a "meal."

But, if crocodiles won't work for you, then how about hanging him by his testicles and slowly - very slowly - immersing him into boiling oil?

Lucker
10-12-2008, 03:39 PM
I have to say that this Topic has shown mean streaks and tendencies toward retribution that are most satisfying .
But I don't want you dreaming your hatred away in front of the computer screen .
I want you out and about, sowing seeds of true dissent and , when nobody is looking , plunging the knife , throwing the acid and burning down their castles .
And never stop smiling when they plead .
Tell them Boris Bomb Blogger sent you .

huney
10-12-2008, 03:43 PM
Yes, I realize that they do have their good sides, and making them eat Barney Frank would only be slightly worse than feeding them English cuisine (isn't that an oxymoron?).

But I know too that crocodiles are willing to eat even the most putrid and rotting of carcasses, so I thought that it would be less of a stretch to suggest having them take care of Barney Frank. I mean, no mamalian carnivore would do it... not even a pack of Ramon's pet hyenas. I'm not even sure if a shark would touch such a "meal."

But, if crocodiles won't work for you, then how about hanging him by his testicles and slowly - very slowly - immersing him into boiling oil?

Yes! Let us be kind to the poor animals - they do not deserve to be fed English cooking.

We still have the problem of dealing with the carcasses ...hmmm... consider interminably slow immersion in a very powerful acid... Oughtn't it take care of both needs?

Lucker
10-12-2008, 04:30 PM
[QUOTE=huney;18665]Yes! Let us be kind to the poor animals - they do not deserve to be fed English cooking.

I know you did not write that to try and annoy me because I appreciate you know I am as thick as Fort Knox .
Therefore , it must stem from ignorance plus no decent recent holiday .It's no wonder you shifty Yanks cannot see the world through sane eyes .
You have never eaten out of your own back yards . And privately I reckon you have retarded taste buds .
So stick that in your Cajun shite dishes

Voobrazheniye
10-12-2008, 04:38 PM
[QUOTE=huney;18665]Yes! Let us be kind to the poor animals - they do not deserve to be fed English cooking.

I know you did not write that to try and annoy me because I appreciate you know I am as thick as Fort Knox .
Therefore , it must stem from ignorance plus no decent recent holiday .It's no wonder you shifty Yanks cannot see the world through sane eyes .
You have never eaten out of your own back yards . And privately I reckon you have retarded taste buds .
So stick that in your Cajun shite dishes

At least Cajun dishes have flavor. :p

Lucker
10-12-2008, 05:04 PM
Flavor possibly but no flavour .

huney
10-12-2008, 05:07 PM
Yes! Let us be kind to the poor animals - they do not deserve to be fed English cooking.

I know you did not write that to try and annoy me because I appreciate you know I am as thick as Fort Knox .
Therefore , it must stem from ignorance plus no decent recent holiday .It's no wonder you shifty Yanks cannot see the world through sane eyes .
You have never eaten out of your own back yards . And privately I reckon you have retarded taste buds .
So stick that in your Cajun shite dishes

You are correct about the lack of decent recent holiday.

And you may say what you like about the general state of American "food" (shudder!).

But pending the highly unlikely day my table is graced by your exalted presence where you may judge first-hand, I'll ask you to refrain from criticizing the richly varied cuisine of the little slice of America within the borders of my kitchen and its garden.

Voobrazheniye
10-12-2008, 05:18 PM
Flavor possibly but no flavour .

Hmmm... with that utterly useless "u" it looks remarkably like a French word. :lol:

Voobrazheniye
10-12-2008, 05:25 PM
But, seriously... we're getting off topic here. Let's get back to what our mad mob will do to the bankers and government officials.

How about laying them in a line on the street, hands and feet bound, placing a ramp on top of them, and then driving their damn limousines across the ramp until they are all slowly crushed to death!!!

huney
10-12-2008, 05:53 PM
Returning to the theme...

Death is too kind. Sentence them to 99 years each working 20-hour shifts in the soup kitchens and bread lines they will have forced us into, the fortunes (of their whole families as far out as they can be traced) forfeited to pay down the trillions.


When they can't stand or sit up in wheelchairs to work anymore, they will await death in a state hospital for the criminally insane.

Voobrazheniye
10-12-2008, 07:05 PM
Returning to the theme...

Death is too kind. Sentence them to 99 years each working 20-hour shifts in the soup kitchens and bread lines they will have forced us into, the fortunes (of their whole families as far out as they can be traced) forfeited to pay down the trillions.


When they can't stand or sit up in wheelchairs to work anymore, they will await death in a state hospital for the criminally insane.

Good idea, but I would rather see Barney Frank and others sentenced to cleaning sheety toilets for 20 hours a day for the rest of their lives. Let them have to clean up the same stuff they've been throwing at us for all these years.