The End is Nigh

[kentuckydan]

As some of you may know the Rapture is scheduled for this Saturday May 21

But for some people there is a concern about what will happen to their pets once they "ascend"?

Never fear, there is a company formed by atheists to deal with this dilema

Atheist business vows to rescue pets on May 21 in case of Rapture, owners ascend to heaven (http://http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/pets/2011/05/19/2011-05-19_atheist_business_vows_to_rescue_pets_on_may_21_ in_case_of_rapture_owners_ascend_.html)


The post-doomsday pet rescue service, comprised of sworn atheists, already has 259 clients who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address


Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA (http://http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html)

The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World

But of course we have heard of faux End of the World Reports before

The Rapture may not come on May the 21st

The Center for Disease control after all has issued a bulletin on how to survive the coming Zombie Apocolypse.

CDC Warning On Zombie Apocalypse (http://commonhealth.wbur.org/2011/05/cdc-zombie-apocalypse/)

http://commonhealth.wbur.org/files/2011/05/zombie-attack1.jpg


The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is not known for its comic hijinks. Indeed, the agency’s data and disease reports are typically serious, straight-forward and well, dull.

So imagine the buzz in public health circles when the CDC issued something kind of funny: an advisory on a potential zombie attack (http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/)(and other emergencies) that was so inundated upon its release Wednesday that the site crashed (http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-advises-on-zombie-apocalypse-and-other-emergencies/), according to The Wall Street Journal.

Well, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” is back up again, and here’s a taste

[Gabber]

Rapture...oh I thought it was raptors. Damn it, I wasted money money on a raptor repellant spray. I'm such an idiot.

[kentuckydan]

Sorry that last bulletin was a bit hard to read, here is a better one, since if/when the Zombie Apocolypse arrives you do not need to be squinting trying to read directions ;-)

[statajack]

Rapture...oh I thought it was raptors. Damn it, I wasted money money on a raptor repellant spray. I'm such an idiot.

Shit man, you're screwed. At least apply for a refund in consolation.

I bought a ticket on the mother ship, but had difficulty reserving a criochamber, so I might not actually get to meet ET.

[kentuckydan]

OOPS we may not have as much time as I thought

Just a reminder: World to end in a few hours (http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/20/just-a-reminder-world-to-end-in-a-few-hours/)

The end of the world will be at exactly 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, says Camping, who along with his organization, Family Radio, are behind those billboards across the country forecasting the Rapture this Saturday. The Rapture, the Last Days, Armageddon and the Final Days of Judgment are all interchangeable. It’s when God will destroy the Earth to show his love for humanity.

Is that Eastern Standard or Pacific Standard Time?
Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now. The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it’s 6 p.m. first, with the “fantastically big” world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude — roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku’alofa, Tonga. We’ll know it’s Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th.


Which is about 6 hours from NOW

[huney]

So what will you have as your last meal?

Me? No clue. The fridge is nearly empty. Most likely an omelet as I do still have some eggs, shallots, and cheese. And a bit of quinoa.

Then some popcorn while I search Netflix for a likely end-of-times flick. Perhaps End of Days starring the Arnold of Schwarzenegger, thankfully late governor of California. It is a shame California is to be the last of the continental US to fall to the rapture. It ought to have been first.

They say the film is 123 minutes so I guess I'd better hurry.

[slkas]

Have you ever noticed how your eyes and your brain conspire to change a word into a different word...Like Raptor....or instead of rapture....rupture.

[statajack]

Most likely an omelet as I do still have some eggs, shallots, and cheese.



Exactly what I cooked for Friday din-dins. A damned good one if I must say! Except I had the French version, omelette. :biggrin:

[jimsan]

It is 14.30 here in Spain so I better go to a bar and drink as much beer as I can, not much time left.

It is great having an excuse, kinda justifies my forthcoming drunken state.

:biggrin:

[yankee]

I experienced Rapture this morning but I don't think I went to heaven.:biggrin:

[Gabber]

the end is nigh for sure. My washing machine blew up this morning at 8am and I have just realized I'm out of BBQ chips. Why oh why did I quit smoking.

[Taiss]

[URL="http://http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html"]
/The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is not known for its comic hijinks. Indeed, the agency’s data and disease reports are typically serious, straight-forward and well, dull.


Yesterday i read and was at a loss.
Today i understand that it can't be serious.
Did they make a practical joke?

[kentuckydan]

Yesterday i read and was at a loss.
Today i understand that it can't be serious.
Did they make a practical joke?

Yes a joke unlike their normal somber self, someone in CDC decided to make a joking announcement to illustrate REAl castastrophe coping methods

[Beemer]

Who can say this will be immediate? First, months before, flocks of birds will fall out of the sky, dead.
Tsunami's.
National leaders will be murdered, based on lies.
Volcanoes will erupt.
the worlds financial system will rupture.

We're still getting there. Give me time.

[Gabber]

ahh Nostrabeemer. :biggrin:

I still haven't figured out or heard how those birds died. Anyone know?

[Taiss]

ahh Nostrabeemer. :biggrin:

funny :)
(you meant Nostradamus plus Beemer?)

[Beemer]

:thumbsup:

[Mnguy2007]

ahh Nostrabeemer. :biggrin:

I still haven't figured out or heard how those birds died. Anyone know?

I have heard haarp has caused that.:Laie_72:

I have also been hearing that cell towers and all the cell phone stuff is what is killing off the bee populations. Not to mention the hazards to humans.

[Gabber]

I have heard haarp has caused that.:Laie_72:

I have also been hearing that cell towers and all the cell phone stuff is what is killing off the bee populations. Not to mention the hazards to humans.

what is haarp?

[Mnguy2007]

what is haarp?

Here is an official site for Haarp.www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarp/gen.html

You will really get chills when or if there are post to this one in the conspiracy theory topic. It is suppose to be the weather control device that US, China, and Russia have.

[Gabber]

thanks, too many theories to address all at once. Will concentrate on Red Shield and moon landing for now

[huney]

Here is an official site for Haarp.www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarp/gen.html (http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarp/gen.html)

You will really get chills when or if there are post to this one in the conspiracy theory topic. It is suppose to be the weather control device that US, China, and Russia have.

Do not make fun of this. It is real. I happen to know someone who works in the field and says no more than "hush!" when I speak of it over unprotected lines. While face to face under promise of silence he says quite enough to give me the shivers. I know him well enough to take his warnings very seriously.

[Mnguy2007]

Some of us wake right up and others need to wake slowly and hit the snooze button a few times.:biggrin:

[Beemer]

The birds dying in the air was not from from cell-phone transmissions. There is not nearly enough power in them to do that. Early radar units did. I do believe the USA and so on could kill things over a distance using a maser...

A maser is like a laser but works in the upper microwave bands. I worked on a "Black Project" to remotely fuse power cables, kill electronics, cars, you name it. However, they stated it would not stop "hardened electronics" like heart pacemakers. The frequency was too low to burn internal organs.

The US has made anti-personnel units in the terra hertz frequencies to make protesters skin burn like being stung by thousands of wasps.

HAARP.
There are around 11 of these around the world. The atmospheric experiment that gets everyone worried is similar to what I've been talking about. huge phase array antenna's that send a powerful blip of radio upwards into the sky then listens to the echo. It is so strong a very small aurora is made in the upper atmosphere. It is only momentary and very, very small because humans cannot supply the incredible amounts of power for the likes of the Northern lights.

We can blame HAARP as easily as the 1980's Russian "woodpecker" radars if anything happens like crustal movements of the Earth or odd weather. On the scale of things, they are as nothing to the Earth.

[Lucker]

Did Putin use HAARP to bring down the Tupolev 154 with the Poles on board on April 10th , 2010 , at Smolensk .
Or was it a different weapon system ?

[Beemer]

Wiki is your friend:

This is a tough old bird. No planes fell out of the skies while flying through the recent Solar storms.
I've worked on aircraft. No plane over 30 years old should be allowed to fly due to prolonged stressing on aluminium and hidden corrosion. No question.

Incidents and accidents

As of January 2011, since 1970 there have been 110 serious incidents involving the Tu-154,[25] and 69 hull losses, 30 of which did not involve fatalities.[26] Of the fatal incidents, six resulted from terrorist or military action (two other war-time losses were non fatal) including an accidental missile shoot-down by Ukraine, several from poor runway conditions in winter (including one in which the airplane struck snow plows on the runway), cargo overloading in the lapse of post-Soviet federal safety standards, and mid-air collisions due to faulty air traffic control. Other incidents resulted from mechanical problems (two cases prior to 2001), running out of fuel on unscheduled routes, pilot errors (including flight training for new crews), and cargo fires. The Tu-154 is described as having an average (or better than expected) safety record considering its length of service and heavy use in demanding conditions where other airliners are unable to operate.[4] On January 2, 2011, Russia's Federal Transport Oversight Agency advised airlines to stop using remaining examples of the Tu-154 (B variant) until the fatal fire incident in Surgut had been investigated.[27] Its operation in Iran, which is subject to an aircraft parts embargo, ceased in February 2011 due to a number of incidents involving the type (almost 9% of all Tu-154 losses have occurred in Iran) [28] In 2010 there were two fatal losses of the Tu-154 due to pilor error and/or weather conditions (a Polish presidential jet attempting to land at an airfield in heavy fog and a Russian-registered plane that suffered engine stall after a crew member inactivated a fuel transfer pump). Following these accidents, in March 2011 the Russian Federal Bureau of Aviation recommended a withdrawal of remaining Tu-154M from service.[29] In December 2010, Uzbekistan Airways also declared that it will cease to operate Tu-154s from 2011.[30]

[Lucker]

The only problem with that official account is that there was no pilot error ( that is the official verdict for every incident) and that the weather was fine.
The plane went in on its first attempt .
Also lied about .
And the pilots spoke fluent Russian .
Also lied about .
And all the flight control transcripts have gone missing
Also lied about .
And the flight controller himself is missing .
also lied about
And the Russians have refused to hand over the Black boxes .

And most strange is the video taken by a journalist which shows the survivors being shot with a digitally enhanced sound track giving a horrible scenario .
I could give you a chapter of other stranger anomalies .
Most interesting of all is the American satellite imagery showing that the plane was shot down .
Is that all in Wiki ?

Should be enough to wet your interest
rofl