Marry me pls [Archive]

Crushik

10-10-2008, 06:53 AM

Sveta's Hero

10-10-2008, 06:59 AM

I don't like fighting, but I am brave enough, and will if you want.:eyebrows::becky:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 07:00 AM

Okey, if this official asking , I do agree then :becky:

Lucker

10-10-2008, 07:09 AM

OK , fair enough .
I have not got much to do today , so, first come , first served .

Voobrazheniye

10-10-2008, 07:28 AM

Sorry Ray, I think Paul beat you to it.

I want to give the bride away!!!

saprosky

10-10-2008, 07:33 AM

What kind of characterological features ???

Sex maniac, man eater, wrestling, ......? :boxer:

If you have some of these, no problem. We will fight together :becky:

PS: I promise not to kill you :neener:

Gabbibo

10-10-2008, 07:35 AM

Luminitsa

can the lady ask u the same:becky:?

Sveta's Hero

10-10-2008, 07:36 AM

Too late, sappy:p:p:p:p

Sveta's Hero

10-10-2008, 07:38 AM

rainy-day

10-10-2008, 07:55 AM

Are the brave men here? :becky:
I am for you then :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
In common I am not bad person, I think so :rolleyes: , but certainly sometimes I can be
therefore I need a brave man who could fight with me , my some bad characterological features :becky: ;)
Regards, Crushik ;) :rolleyes:

:D can i marry you?

i like fights, i hav eto addmit it.

Voobrazheniye

10-10-2008, 08:13 AM

It looks like Luminochka (Crushik) has found a winning strategy!! What are the rest of you waiting for? ;)

Gabbibo

10-10-2008, 08:15 AM

Are the brave men here? :becky:
I am for you then :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
In common I am not bad person, I think so :rolleyes: , but certainly sometimes I can be
therefore I need a brave man who could fight with me , my some bad characterological features :becky: ;)
Regards, Crushik ;) :rolleyes:

mda.... you forgot something very important
you can cook ukrainean borsch which is very tasty

i made by Luminitsa's recipie, uau ! schmekts sehr gut:)

bucksbunny

10-10-2008, 08:42 AM

Are the brave men here? :becky:
I am for you then :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
In common I am not bad person, I think so :rolleyes: , but certainly sometimes I can be
therefore I need a brave man who could fight with me , my some bad characterological features :becky: ;)
Regards, Crushik ;) :rolleyes:

thats a reall apeal to me..tell me sweet wich collor of string you were black or red...so I can go to gable again.

BB

Lucker

10-10-2008, 10:02 AM

[QUOTE=Voobrazheniye;17685][B][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Sorry Ray, I think Paul beat you to it.

OK , Easy come ( !!) , easy go .
May be another offer later .

saprosky

10-10-2008, 11:22 AM

Sveta's Hero

10-10-2008, 11:33 AM

You're too late for at least one of them:p

Crushik

10-10-2008, 11:48 AM

What kind of characterological features ???

Sex maniac, man eater, ......? :boxer:

How do you know?

Crushik

10-10-2008, 11:51 AM

It looks like Luminochka (Crushik) has found a winning strategy!! What are the rest of you waiting for? ;)

I am not waiting for, I am acting :becky::lol:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 11:51 AM

mda.... you forgot something very important
you can cook ukrainean borsch which is very tasty

i made by Luminitsa's recipie, uau ! schmekts sehr gut:)

Di, thanks, I trying my best ;)

Crushik

10-10-2008, 11:54 AM

Luminitsa

can the lady ask u the same:becky:?

:D can i marry you?

i like fights, i hav eto addmit it.

Girls, who willl play a husband role then? :lol::lol::lol:

saprosky

10-10-2008, 11:57 AM

How do you know?

Does it means yes ???? :becky:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 12:01 PM

Does it means yes ???? :becky:

hmmm.... hard choice :becky: if Paul waitin will eat his passport before Marriage Agency, you are a second candidature then to make me your wife :lol::lol::becky:

Sveta's Hero

10-10-2008, 12:08 PM

I do have a big appetite:becky::becky::becky:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 12:11 PM

I do have a big appetite:becky::becky::becky:

:lol: :becky: :rolleyes:

Andylad

10-10-2008, 01:29 PM

Dammit!! missed out again!:(:(

Crushik

10-10-2008, 01:37 PM

Dammit!! missed out again!:(:(

:rolleyes::becky::p

krevedko

10-10-2008, 02:22 PM

It looks like Luminochka (Crushik) has found a winning strategy!! What are the rest of you waiting for? ;)

I have no problem following Crashic's example. So here's my ad:

Hi! I am Krevedko. I am sarcastic, moody, impatient, but wait till you know me better - then you will learn about my negative traits. I have a little daughter who behaves like a monkey on drugs, but is realy sweet (when sleeping). I also have a little rattish-looking dog whose main merit is that he has none, so it's easy to ignore him most of the time.
Looking for a man which is a rather challenging task, considering that I'm short-sighted.

Successful candidates should be really brave, desperate, and mad. Oh, and big (I'm short-sighted, remember?)

:kuku:

alpine-frolic

10-10-2008, 04:55 PM

Can I marry both ?????? :loveyou: :inlove:

Ah man of so poor experience, marry only one, for children and home job, keep the 2nd to full your leisure time and all 3 you will be happy.

saprosky

10-10-2008, 05:21 PM

Ah man of so poor experience, marry only one, for children and home job, keep the 2nd to full your leisure time and all 3 you will be happy.

Who said together??? Married with both but living separated. One week alternately.:becky:

Living with 2 wife at time.....Non, non, mon dieu. :nono:

Hoopy

10-10-2008, 05:24 PM

I have no problem following Crashic's example. So here's my ad:

Hi! I am Krevedko. I am sarcastic, moody, impatient, but wait till you know me better - then you will learn about my negative traits. I have a little daughter who behaves like a monkey on drugs, but is realy sweet (when sleeping). I also have a little rattish-looking dog whose main merit is that he has none, so it's easy to ignore him most of the time.
Looking for a man which is a rather challenging task, considering that I'm short-sighted.

Successful candidates should be really brave, desperate, and mad. Oh, and big (I'm short-sighted, remember?)

:kuku:I'm brave and mad so 2 out of 4 isnt bad :p

statajack

10-10-2008, 05:45 PM

bobbyd

10-10-2008, 08:43 PM

Oh Di,

You forgot to mention that you are intelligent, witty and very funny aside from being a babe.

Hoopy

10-10-2008, 08:50 PM

Hmmmm me thinks someone is being a big fooking sook :lol:

Lonewolf74

10-10-2008, 08:53 PM

Oh Di,

You forgot to mention that you are intelligent, witty and very funny aside from being a babe.

...You forgot to add the harpy like character

But anyway....this thread should be deleted in order to restart it since i was travelling while all this was happening...i demand equal opportunities :P !!!

V.

Hoopy

10-10-2008, 08:56 PM

...You forgot to add the harpy like character

But anyway....this thread should be deleted in order to restart it since i was travelling while all this was happening...i demand equal opportunities :P !!!

V.You do get equal opportunities,I give you as much abuse as I do everybody else :lol:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 08:56 PM

Hey, Wolfik, if you came here, make a choice for a bride : Alex, Di cinty, Diana krevedko :becky:

katrin-78

10-10-2008, 08:58 PM

Hey, Wolfik, if you came here, make a choice for a bride : Alex, Di cinty, Diana krevedko :becky:

OOPS Is it market here?:becky:

krevedko

10-10-2008, 08:59 PM

Hmmmm me thinks someone is being a big fooking sook :lol:

You're just being jealous, baby :kuku:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 09:01 PM

OOPS Is it market here?:becky:

Kat, take the fiance till he doesn*t go away :lol::becky:

Hoopy

10-10-2008, 09:02 PM

Not at all,you scare me enough just from your posts :eek:

bucksbunny

10-10-2008, 09:02 PM

You're just being jealous, baby :kuku:

You need a beer a chocolate and ticket to ride?? I am all in one chocolate factory..travel agency and bruwer.. plus massage expert:):cell::cell::cell::cell::cell:

BB

katrin-78

10-10-2008, 09:05 PM

Kat, take the fiance till he doesn*t go away :lol::becky:

They will not. They are addict of this site:becky:

krevedko

10-10-2008, 09:24 PM

Hmmm...... "big" is comparable, "mad" is relative, "desperate" is perception, and "brave" is a kind of "mad" !! ................. Where can I find the application form? :yo:

Ahhh... a philosoper :D Nice. We can always spend nice evenings in front of a fireplace with a bottle of red wine, talking about life's mysteries. (that's a plan B to be used in case if the "comparable" turns out to be unrepairable :p)

krevedko

10-10-2008, 09:26 PM

Oh Di,

You forgot to mention that you are intelligent, witty and very funny aside from being a babe.

Thank you, Bobby :yo:
So are we still on for that trip down Niagara Falls in a barrel?

Crushik

10-10-2008, 09:27 PM

Ahhh... a philosoper :D Nice. We can always spend nice evenings in front of a fireplace with a bottle of red wine, talking about life's mysteries. (that's a plan B to be used in case if the "comparable" turns out to be unrepairable :P)

so, 2 brides are taken already :becky: stay 3 else :lol::becky:
hey,men, more braveness :becky:

krevedko

10-10-2008, 09:34 PM

You need a beer a chocolate and ticket to ride?? I am all in one chocolate factory..travel agency and bruwer.. plus massage expert:):cell::cell::cell::cell::cell:

BB

Seems like I should have specified the limits of madness the potential fiance should not be beyond. :kuku:

Although, I have to admit that beer with chocolate is my idea of the best possible dinner. :becky:

bucksbunny

10-10-2008, 09:41 PM

Seems like I should have specified the limits of madness the potential fiance should not be beyond. :kuku:

Although, I have to admit that beer with chocolate is my idea of the best possible dinner. :becky:

I promisse to keep at our first dinner my carrot wher It belong.

BB:cell::cell::cell::cell::cell::cell:

krevedko

10-10-2008, 09:46 PM

I promisse to keep at our first dinner my carrot wher It belong.

BB:cell::cell::cell::cell::cell::cell:

Well, in another thread you've just given advice regarding the application of your carrot in respect of Keenan. Is that where it belongs? :eek:

bucksbunny

10-10-2008, 09:57 PM

Well, in another thread you've just given advice regarding the application of your carrot in respect of Keenan. Is that where it belongs? :eek:

I am a fresh guy so every day I buy new at the market...just the corrot I spoke about is a bit diffirent .. but darling if you feel come close and I show it to you.:o

Crushik

10-10-2008, 10:00 PM

I am a fresh guy so every day I buy new at the market...just the corrot I spoke about is a bit diffirent .. but darling if you feel come close and I show it to you.:o

it*s a better you don*t show your carrot :eek::lol::becky:

krevedko

10-10-2008, 10:02 PM

it*s a better you don*t show your carrot :eek::lol::becky:

Do you know there's a phobia called Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables? :becky::becky:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 10:04 PM

Do you know there's a phobia called Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables? :becky::becky:

maybe, maybe ....... :lol:

statajack

10-10-2008, 10:10 PM

Ahhh... a philosoper :D Nice. We can always spend nice evenings in front of a fireplace with a bottle of red wine, talking about life's mysteries. (that's a plan B to be used in case if the "comparable" turns out to be unrepairable :p)

Oh no worries, "comparable" can be achieved with an enhanced repair kit, if required. :becky:

1. Super glue.
2. Toothbrush & sellotape.
3. Copious quantities of vino collapso.
4. A spare pair of sunglasses for YOU.
5. A potty.
6. A DVD of "It's a mad mad mad world".
7. Cushions.

Either way................. I'm easy !! :becky:

Lonewolf74

10-10-2008, 10:11 PM

Hey, Wolfik, if you came here, make a choice for a bride : Alex, Di cinty, Diana krevedko :becky:

You're not on the list?!?! :p:becky:

V.

Crushik

10-10-2008, 10:12 PM

You're not on yhe list?!?! :p:becky:

V.

you*re too late, Wolfik :becky::p

Lonewolf74

10-10-2008, 10:19 PM

Do you know there's a phobia called Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables? :becky::becky:

Hmmm what about fruits?... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 10:24 PM

Hmmm what about fruits?... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

machachafobia then :lol:

krevedko

10-10-2008, 10:34 PM

Hmmm what about fruits?... :lol::lol::lol::lol:
:megalol: :becky::becky::becky:

krevedko

10-10-2008, 10:42 PM

Oh no worries, "comparable" can be achieved with an enhanced repair kit, if required. :becky:

1. Super glue.
2. Toothbrush & sellotape.
3. Copious quantities of vino collapso.
4. A spare pair of sunglasses for YOU.
5. A potty.
6. A DVD of "It's a mad mad mad world".
7. Cushions.

Either way................. I'm easy !! :becky:

Ah! Now I understand the true meaning of those enhanced kilts I've seen at a Scottish wedding I once attended. :becky::becky::becky:

Stata, it seems to me you've been over-reading "Game: Unusual Life of Common Things" thread lately. :becky:

Ok, as for your suggestions, No. 1 and 3 would definitely work. As for 6 - replace it with my favourite The Gods Must Be Crazy or Faulty Towers, and it might work.
All other variants don't seem to viable. :becky:

statajack

10-10-2008, 10:49 PM

Ah! Now I understand the true meaning of those enhanced kilts I've seen at a Scottish wedding I once attended. :becky::becky::becky:

Stata, it seems to me you've been over-reading "Game: Unusual Life of Common Things" thead lately. :becky:

Ok, as for your suggestions, No. 1 and 3 would definitely work. As for 6 - replace it with my favourite The Gods Must Be Crazy or Faulty Towers, and it might work.
All other variants don't seem to viable. :becky:

Ok, I'm good for negotiating !! :becky:

Enhanced kilt !!............. hmmmmm......must get one of those! :rolleyes:

alpine-frolic

10-10-2008, 10:49 PM

They will not. They are addict of this site:becky:

.........Why?

Hoopy

10-10-2008, 10:56 PM

Ok, I'm good for negotiating !! :becky:

Enhanced kilt !!............. hmmmmm......must get one of those! :rolleyes:I think it's whats under the kilt she wants enhancing :eek: :lol:

Crushik

10-10-2008, 11:00 PM

I think it's whats under the kilt she wants enhancing :eek: :lol:

balls with bit ? :lol:

Lonewolf74

10-10-2008, 11:30 PM

you*re too late, Wolfik :becky::p

:eek: ...i give up then... :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

Lonewolf74

10-11-2008, 12:05 AM

you*re too late, Wolfik :becky::p

:eek: ...i give up then... :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

katrin-78

10-11-2008, 06:45 AM

.........Why?

What why?:becky:

saprosky

10-11-2008, 11:33 AM

hmmm.... hard choice :becky: if Paul waitin will eat his passport before Marriage Agency, you are a second candidature then to make me your wife :lol::lol::becky:

I see, no chances. :madman:

Crushik

10-11-2008, 11:40 AM

I see, no chances. :madman:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::becky:

Crushik

10-11-2008, 11:41 AM

:eek: ...i give up then... :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

take another one :becky:

Lucker

10-11-2008, 03:34 PM

I have had to turn you down , Brushik.
The Agency have sent me two Thai sisters who are dab hands with house tools according to their boss .They are offering to give everything a high polish .

Crushik

10-11-2008, 03:47 PM

I have had to turn you down , Brushik.
The Agency have sent me two Thai sisters who are dab hands with house tools according to their boss .They are offering to give everything a high polish .

Ramonish language is too hard for understanding :lol::lol::lol:

Lucker

10-11-2008, 04:24 PM

Ramonish language is too hard for understanding :lol::lol::lol:

You are right about one thing , Brushik
Raymond is too hard .

Voobrazheniye

10-11-2008, 04:35 PM

You are right about one thing , Brushik
Raymond is too hard .

Talking about your boney elbows again?

Lonewolf74

10-11-2008, 04:46 PM

take another one :becky:

i'll become a hermit then.... :(

Crushik

10-11-2008, 04:49 PM

i'll become a hermit then.... :(

For best Wolfik of all the Wolfiks :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::tulip::becky:

Sveta's Hero

10-11-2008, 05:22 PM

Here, Vasco:becky:

http://www.gogabber.com/showthread.php?t=854

Crushik

10-11-2008, 05:25 PM

Here, Vasco:becky:

http://www.gogabber.com/showthread.php?t=854

what about this bride, Wolfik?

Lonewolf74

10-11-2008, 06:12 PM

what about this bride, Wolfik?

Ah yes...a most excellent choice...however...there is a problem...and that can only work in 3 years time... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

bobbyd

10-11-2008, 07:06 PM

Crushik

10-11-2008, 07:13 PM

I'll marry you Sveta.

Marriage next Saturday. Honeymoon night will begin late Saturday,all day Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. I have to leave on Wednesay though as I have booked Ray Rays Thai twins. Thanks in advance.

p.s. you don't snore do you?

Bobby, you are too late :becky::lol: I can*t have a few husbands at moment :becky:
I don*t want to prison for multimarrige :becky:

Sveta's Hero

10-11-2008, 10:35 PM

Crushik

10-11-2008, 10:45 PM

Hey stop flirting with my wife!:p:lol::lol::lol:

:becky::bounce::fencing: duel?

saprosky

10-11-2008, 10:53 PM

:becky::bounce::fencing: duel?

Sorry, I am not violent, so......

What about other offers ??????? :becky:

Crushik

10-11-2008, 10:55 PM

Sorry, I am not violent, so......

What about other offers ??????? :becky:

Di, Katrin, Alex ;)

Lucky

10-22-2008, 10:24 PM

i am forgotten as usual :(

Lucky

10-22-2008, 10:31 PM

svjetik, where is my piece of wedding cake :(

Lonewolf74

10-22-2008, 10:37 PM

i am forgotten as usual :(

I'll marry you....but you must let me throw things off your balconny :becky:

... V.

katrin-78

10-22-2008, 10:40 PM

:becky::becky::becky::becky::becky::becky::becky:: becky::becky:
:becky::becky::becky::becky:
LOVELY TOPIC

Lucky

10-22-2008, 10:45 PM

I'll marry you....but you must let me throw things off your balconny :becky:

... V.

and u even want to take me snoring when sleeping...:eek: waking up in the middle of the night for sweet candies and then put them under my pillow and eat them with closed eyes.. :eek: leaving tube of the toothpaste and toilet seat always open :yield:

DAMN....:spook: DEAL :eek:

P.S. u can throw whatever u want from my balcony

Lonewolf74

10-22-2008, 10:51 PM

and u even want to take me snoring when sleeping...:eek: waking up in the middle of the night for sweet candies and then put them under my pillow and eat them with closed eyes.. :eek: leaving tube of the toothpaste and toilet seat always open :yield:

DAMN....:spook: DEAL :eek:

P.S. u can throw whatever u want from my balcony

Hmmm not so sure about the candies but...ok...lets set a date then :becky:

V.

katrin-78

10-22-2008, 10:51 PM

and u even want to take me snoring when sleeping...:eek: waking up in the middle of the night for sweet candies and then put them under my pillow and eat them with closed eyes.. :eek: leaving tube of the toothpaste and toilet seat always open :yield:

DAMN....:spook: DEAL :eek:

P.S. u can throw whatever u want from my balcony

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Crazy couple!!!! Dont throw things from the balcony!!!!!Think about ur neighbors:becky::)

Lucky

10-22-2008, 10:58 PM

Hmmm not so sure about the candies but...ok...lets set a date then :becky:

V.

here they called us crazy couple... maybe lets chose and crazy date...
the 13th for example...(month we will fix later to be able to eat a wedding cake as much as we can....( ok if u dont like i will do it alone...) and then the rest (if there will be rest) we will bring here for our friends...

P.S. all crazy date are acceptable but not these with 666 ...

Lucky

10-22-2008, 10:59 PM

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Crazy couple!!!! Dont throw things from the balcony!!!!!Think about ur neighbors:becky::)

who care of neighbours on a huneymoon...
Vasco... we will competate in throwing... who will get more far....

katrin-78

10-22-2008, 11:02 PM

who care of neighbours on a huneymoon...
Vasco... we will competate in throwing... who will get more far....

I see, you have found each other!:becky:

Lonewolf74

10-22-2008, 11:08 PM

who care of neighbours on a huneymoon...
Vasco... we will competate in throwing... who will get more far....

There are more interesting things to bother the neighbours with :becky::becky::becky:

Crushik

10-23-2008, 08:49 AM

svjetik, where is my piece of wedding cake :(

Ask Paul :becky::peace:

Lucky

10-23-2008, 10:12 AM

Paul, yr wife told me to ask u where the hell is my pieceof cake :ban:

krevedko

10-23-2008, 12:40 PM

Paul, yr wife told me to ask u where the hell is my pieceof cake :ban:

I only have a pissoff cake. Would you like some? :becky:

statajack

10-23-2008, 12:43 PM

I only have a pissoff cake. Would you like some? :becky:

What flavour is the sponge? :rolleyes:

krevedko

10-23-2008, 12:54 PM

What flavour is the sponge? :rolleyes:
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

p.s. Oh, sorry, I thought I still was in crazy q's/crazy a's section :becky::becky:

statajack

10-23-2008, 01:05 PM

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

p.s. Oh, sorry, I thought I still was in crazy q's/crazy a's section :becky::becky:

Yeah me too. Maybe therein lies a fundamental point of this entire forum. :becky:

Lucky

10-23-2008, 01:09 PM

I only have a pissoff cake. Would you like some? :becky:

i have plenty of pissoff of my own...
if u have smth for pissoff... then im in...

statajack

10-23-2008, 01:25 PM

i have plenty of pissoff of my own...
if u have smth for pissoff... then im in...

Hang on, is it similar to Smernoff?

Lucky

10-23-2008, 01:31 PM

Hang on, is it similar to Smernoff?

im not very experianced in what taste better to pissoff...
any suggestions?

Hoopy

10-23-2008, 01:38 PM

Hang on, is it similar to Smernoff?
The Ukrainian equivalent to Smirnoff is Nemiroff

http://www.lordofwines.com/vodka/DSCF0184A.jpg

statajack

10-23-2008, 01:40 PM

im not very experianced in what taste better to pissoff...
any suggestions?

Yes, pissoff deluxe with extra sugar. :)

Lucky

10-23-2008, 01:45 PM

Yes, pissoff deluxe with extra sugar. :)

can u send me some?

statajack

10-23-2008, 01:47 PM

can u send me some?

I'll give you a case of it if you make me a cup of tea. :)

Crushik

10-23-2008, 01:47 PM

can u send me some?

Ivanka, do you think it will help you to get a married? :becky::becky::lol:

Lucky

10-23-2008, 01:50 PM

I'll give you a case of it if you make me a cup of tea. :)

i will make u cistern of tea if u send me it...
:hug:

Lucky

10-23-2008, 01:51 PM

Ivanka, do you think it will help to get a married? :becky::becky::lol:

svjetik i hope it will help me get ban if i drink all that stuff...:ban:

statajack

10-23-2008, 01:55 PM

i will make u cistern of tea if u send me it...
:hug:

Chut chut problemo - I will have to deliver it in person, as it is top secret. Can't risk the post office prying into the package, which they do alot in Ukraine.

Lucky

10-23-2008, 02:57 PM

Chut chut problemo - I will have to deliver it in person, as it is top secret. Can't risk the post office prying into the package, which they do alot in Ukraine.

im waiting... hurry up...