Russian Border Guards Beat Off World Recession

[Lucker]

Instead of reporting the world recession and Russia's dire troubles --- markets collapse in Russia the worst of all major developed countries-- the three main channels , state controlled Channel One , Rossia and NTV ---- showed pet oligarch Mikhail Fridman telling Medvedev that that the global meltdown presented Russia with new opportunities .
The main channels have either downgraded or ignored Russia's financial turmoil since mid September according to media monitoring companies and reseach carried out by the Moscow Times .
The Kremlin has recently instructed all channels to avoid using words like " financial crisis " or " collapse" and specific speeches have been banned from airtime .
On the other hand , blame has been heaped on America for causing this strange financial virus which miraculously cannot clamber over the Federation borders .

I wonder how much you could trust a Fascist state where news is so tightly controlled if they ever got into an actual conflict with another independent country . Do you think they would report matters openly and honestly ?
Let's hope our faith and trust is never tested in an area like this . RIP

[Hoopy]

Ramon thats exactly what I was getting at in another topic....Russias ogliarchs are losing money quicker than a redneck loses braincells and still the Russian people think they are immune to the worlds crisis.

[huney]

Roman,

What absolute and utter BS. Surely this sort of unsupportable attack on the unquestionably independent media of a sovereign state is below the standards of any gentleman.

Shame on you.

Have you forgotten your medication?

[Lucker]

I have to admit that I was probably rather pre emptive in my attack .
I had forgotten that it was Valentino's Birthday and that naturally his adoring sycophants would want to hear everything about him , right down to the details of how he gouges at his opponents eyes and scrotum when supposedly playing Happy Judo Time .
Now that I have completed my detail research I have to confess there was a very detailed three line world appraisal of the matter at the bottom of page 35 of Pravda .It was headlined , "The Pigs are not touching my Piggy Bank " and written by a certain Potty Percy .( well , Poti Percyavsky , actually )

[Lucker]

Ramon thats exactly what I was getting at in another topic....Russias ogliarchs are losing money quicker than a redneck loses braincells and still the Russian people think they are immune to the worlds crisis.
It was also my master theory for Russian regime change . That and Sport .
There are only 200 people , say , in any real power . Therefore target one half , say , and take them out through murder , blackmail and business suicide . In other words , borrow standard FSB methods .

[saprosky]

Chelsea Football Club Owner Building $400 Million Mega-Yacht with Submarine, Missile Defenses.

Russian billionaire and Chelsea soccer club owner Roman Abramovich is building a $400 million mega-yacht. Yawn, you say? You have two? OK, well, this yacht has its own submarine. And armor plating with bulletproof glass. And little boats that fit inside the bigger boat. And a frickin' missile defense system that will alert he and his crew of 70 former SAS soldiers that there be pirates in those waters. It should be noted that Abramovich's other yachts—the 377 ft. Pelorus, 282ft Ecstasea and 160ft Sussurro—all pale in comparison to the 550 ft. Eclipse, and do not include missile detection systems. You can never be too safe, right? The Eclipse, so named because Abramovich desires that it overshadow all other boats at sea, also includes an escape submarine, just in case pirates or other rapscallions make it on board. The submarine seats two, so Abramovich and his gorgeous girlfriend Daria Zhukova, 26, can make a hasty flight to safer waters (or go down to 160 ft. deep) while his hired guns secure the decks.
Abramovich's Eclipse will also have room for 24 guests, a cinema, aquarium, disco and a hospital. But no weapons—under maritime law, private vessels are banned from carrying them. Hence, the yellow submarine action and missile defenses that border on paranoia. [The Daily Mail (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1069270/Floating-fortress-Chelsea-owner-Abramovich-builds-200m-super-yacht-complete-anti-missile-radar.html)]
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It seems he don't have any kind of crisis, maybe where to find a place to dock :becky:

[Lucker]

That is extraordinary and probably quite obscene .
I personally find Abramovich repulsive given his background and it irks me that he was ever allowed to own Chelsea .
Some would point out that it was his entry into the Premier League that started the move to place it at the head of World Football .
But what a price we are paying and could pay --- Chelsea have a £750, 000,000 debt .
The Russians lie about Berezovsky all the time and apparently deflect our Government from seeing that in Abramovich we harbour a personal pal of LilliPutin and someone whose background stinks to high heaven .He bought off Putin with free holidays to Cannes and a boat as big as a skyscraper -- tell them that in the Moscow slums .
But tragically we never know the full story .
Berezovsky obviously has very close contacts with MI5 and MI6 , and rightly so . Abramovich was once his pupil and who knows what chat still passes between the two men and their respective entourages . Two huge private armies !!
Both men could bring Putin tumbling down with consummate ease and MI 5 and 6 will have known this for a decade or more . So who knows what Gambits and advanced sacrifices are being played out ?

[beezneesman]

That is extraordinary and probably quite obscene .
I personally find Abramovich repulsive given his background and it irks me that he was ever allowed to own Chelsea .
Some would point out that it was his entry into the Premier League that started the move to place it at the head of World Football .
But what a price we are paying and could pay --- Chelsea have a £750, 000,000 debt .
The Russians lie about Berezovsky all the time and apparently deflect our Government from seeing that in Abramovich we harbour a personal pal of LilliPutin and someone whose background stinks to high heaven .He bought off Putin with free holidays to Cannes and a boat as big as a skyscraper -- tell them that in the Moscow slums .
But tragically we never know the full story .
Berezovsky obviously has very close contacts with MI5 and MI6 , and rightly so . Abramovich was once his pupil and who knows what chat still passes between the two men and their respective entourages . Two huge private armies !!
Both men could bring Putin tumbling down with consummate ease and MI 5 and 6 will have known this for a decade or more . So who knows what Gambits and advanced sacrifices are being played out ?

Don't you think it's interesting that Abramovich relies on former members of Britain's Special Forces for his personal security detail. Says something about his confidence in his relationships with his fellow countrymen doesn't it!

[bucksbunny]

IF If there were banana trees in moscow I could understood all thoose nice girls meeting me and eating straight all the bananas which are at home.. or they are frustrated of their banana republic not able to organize agriculture projets as the chicita dance.

BB

[Lucker]

Sorrow
But there are loads and loads of Banana trees all over Moscow . They keep the monkeys on good behaviour . They also co- ordinate with the special offer of Vodka with Banana flavour that they sell in the Duma .

[Lonewolf74]

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It seems he don't have any kind of crisis, maybe where to find a place to dock :becky:

Cute....but i'd still pick the Bismarck... :rolleyes:

V.

[Lucker]

You think Old World , Wolf .
Have both .

[Lonewolf74]

You think Old World , Wolf .
Have both .

I can have anything i want with the Bismarck...thats the point....gun point :becky:

[RiverRock]

Do you have schematics of the submarine also in case I want to take Abramovich out?

[Hoopy]

I can have anything i want with the Bismarck...thats the point....gun point :becky:
No you can't,some fooker pulled the plug on it :lol:

[Lucker]

in case I want to take Abramovich out?[/QUOTE]

What exactly had you in mind with our Russian friend ?You may fancy going out with him but I am not convinced he is Pink . Unlike our Reindeer friend .

[saprosky]

Where did he get missiles and radar systems ????

I think you can't go to shop and ask for it.

- Hi. I would like some missiles system for my new little ship.
- Oh yes Sir,. You are in the right place. Do you prefered some in special ??
- Well.... Some that can destroy any stupid want to destroy any idiot who approaches to pry my little ship
- American or Russian, Sir ?
- Huuuummmmm.... have israeli at all ??
- No, sir.
- Well, american is ok.
- Do you want something more, sir ?
- Oh yes, some anti-missiles radar.
- Yes sir, we have this model in offer.
- Good.
- Should I packet for gift, Sir ??
- No, don't mind. I wear it myself (NOTE: I don't know if it is correct, just a english translation from spanish :D)

[Hoopy]

Project Eclipse (http://www.agent4stars.com/yachtsProjectEclipse.htm)

Pelorus (http://www.agent4stars.com/yachtPelorus.htm)

[saprosky]

Project Eclipse (http://www.agent4stars.com/yachtsProjectEclipse.htm)

Pelorus (http://www.agent4stars.com/yachtPelorus.htm)

A website from a spanish company located in Marbella (most mafious place of the world:smokin:) writed in very bad spanish.

I never will contract nothing there :becky:

[bucksbunny]

dear lord and " keutelboer "of Ypres and suroundings.,


I feel you could be elected in the duma if you enter with two busty ladies at the duma.when you walk to the speakers stool say only njet njet;.because they are in russian proposing some roubles ......but when they propose you two nice busty young girls arounf 20 than say da da da One da for you one da for me and one da for Rusia.

BB