Complete Your Evil Plan

[IamKeenan]

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php



This is mine


Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a senator. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, shocked by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.



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[Lonewolf74]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a senator. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate united nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


So many things to choose...its hard being a nasty bugger...

V

[Hoopy]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your unholy weapon, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. :becky:

[bobbyd]

I see my plan for world domination is all coming together. Continue my children...continue

[IamKeenan]

:lol::lol:Being that Ramon cannot operate anything but the on and off control for his computer I will do his Evil Plan..


Evil Plan (tm)!:lol::lol:

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, baffled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

[IamKeenan]

I see my plan for world domination is all coming together. Continue my children...continue


Bobby you can't take shortcuts into World domination, just look at Putin and how long it has taken him to hornswoggle and bamboozle his people:lol:

[pouffe]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.