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IamKeenan
10-06-2008, 10:08 PM
I loveeeeeeeee when the little guy turns the tables on Goverment. And make them Smell their own Shit!!!. This is the best heart-warming story of the month:yo:DATELINE–Tallahassee, Fla.

Florida Biochemist designs a citrus tree with THC.

In the summer of 1984, 10th-grader Irwin Nanofsky and a friend were driving down the Apalachee Parkway on the way home from baseball practice when they were pulled over by a police officer for a minor traffic infraction.

After Nanofsky produced his driver’s license the police officer asked permission to search the vehicle. In less than two minutes, the officer found a homemade pipe underneath the passenger’s seat of the Ford Aerostar belonging to the teenage driver’s parents. The minivan was seized, and the two youths were taken into custody on suspicion of drug possession.

Illegal possession of drug paraphernalia ranks second only to open container violations on the crime blotter of this Florida college town. And yet the routine arrest of 16 year-old Nanofsky and the seizure of his family’s minivan would inspire one of the most controversial drug-related scientific discoveries of the century.

Meet Hugo Nanofsky, biochemist, Florida State University tenured professor, and the parental authority who posted bail for Irwin Nanofsky the night of July 8, 1984. The elder Nanofsky wasn’t pleased that his son had been arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia, and he became livid when Tallahassee police informed him that the Aerostar minivan would be permanently remanded to police custody.

Over the course of the next three weeks, Nanofsky penned dozens of irate letters to the local police chief, the Tallahassee City Council, the State District Attorney and, finally, even to area newspapers. But it was all to no avail.

Under advisement of the family lawyer, Irwin Nanofsky pled guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia in order to receive a suspended sentence and have his juvenile court record sealed. But in doing so, the family minivan became “an accessory to the crime.” According to Florida State law, it also became the property of the Tallahassee Police Department Drug Task Force. In time, the adult Nanofsky would learn that there was nothing he could do legally to wrest the vehicle from the hands of the state.

It was in the fall of 1984 that the John Chapman Professor of Biochemistry at Florida State University, now driving to work behind the wheel of a used Pontiac Bonneville, first set on a pet project that he hoped would “dissolve irrational legislation with a solid dose of reason.” Nanofsky knew he would never get his family’s car back, but he had plans to make sure that no one else would be pulled through the gears of what he considers a Kafka-esque drug enforcement bureaucracy.

“It’s quite simple, really,” Nanofsky explains, “I wanted to combine Citrus sinesis with Delta 9-tetrahydrocannabinol.” In layman’s terms, the respected college professor proposed to grow oranges that would contain THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. Fourteen years later, that project is complete, and Nanofsky has succeeded where his letter writing campaign of yore failed: he has the undivided attention of the nation’s top drug enforcement agencies, political figures, and media outlets.

The turning point in the Nanofsky saga came when the straight-laced professor posted a message to Internet newsgroups announcing that he was offering “cannabis-equivalent orange tree seeds” at no cost via the U.S. mail. Several weeks later, U.S. Justice Department officials showed up at the mailing address used in the Internet announcement: a tiny office on the second floor of the Dittmer Laboratory of Chemistry building on the FSU campus. There they would wait for another 40 minutes before Prof. Nanofsky finished delivering a lecture to graduate students on his recent research into the “cis-trans photoisomerization of olefins.”

“I knew it was only a matter of time before someone sent me more than just a self-addressed stamped envelope,” Nanofsky quips, “but I was surprised to see Janet Reno’s special assistant at my door.” After a series of closed door discussions, Nanofsky agreed to cease distribution of the THC-orange seeds until the legal status of the possibly narcotic plant species is established.

Much to the chagrin of authorities, the effort to regulate Nanofsky’s invention may be too little too late. Several hundred packets containing 40 to 50 seeds each have already been sent to those who’ve requested them, and Nanofsky is not obliged to produce his mailing records. Under current law, no crime has been committed and it is unlikely that charges will be brought against the fruit’s inventor.

Now it is federal authorities who must confront the nation’s unwieldy body of inconsistent drug laws. According to a source at the Drug Enforcement Agency, it may be months if not years before all the issues involved are sorted out, leaving a gaping hole in U.S. drug policy in the meantime. At the heart of the confusion is the fact that THC now naturally occurs in a new species of citrus fruit.

As policy analysts and hemp advocates alike have been quick to point out, the apparent legality (for now) of Nanofsky’s “pot orange” may render debates over the legalization of marijuana moot. In fact, Florida’s top law enforcement officials admit that even if the cultivation of Nanofsky’s orange were to be outlawed, it would be exceedingly difficult to identify the presence of outlawed fruit among the state’s largest agricultural crop.

Amidst all of the hubbub surrounding his father’s experiment, Irwin Nanofsky exudes calm indifference. Now 30-years-old and a successful environmental photographer, the younger Nanofsky can’t understand what all of the fuss is about. “My dad’s a chemist. He makes polymers. I doubt it ever crossed his mind that as a result of his work tomorrow’s kids will be able to get high off of half an orange.”

Biochem 101: How to design a Cannabis-equivalent citrus plant

Step One:
Biochemically isolate all the required enzymes for the production of THC.

Step Two:
Perform N-terminal sequencing on isolated enzymes, design degenerate PCR (polymerase chain reaction) primers and amplify the genes.

Step Three:
Clone genes into an agrobacterial vector by introducing the desired piece of DNA into a plasmid containing a transfer or T-DNA. The mixture is transformed into Agrobacterium tumefaciens, a gram negative bacterium.

Step Four:
Use the Agrobacterium tumefaciens to infect citrus plants after wounding. The transfer DNA will proceed to host cells by a mechanism similar to conjugation. The DNA is randomly integrated into the host genome and will be inherited.

slkasop
10-06-2008, 10:34 PM
This kind of rebellion should be practiced worldwide and often

IamKeenan
10-06-2008, 10:48 PM
This kind of rebellion should be practiced worldwide and often


I agree-It would help to keep ''Big Brother'' in Check!!!;)

Shadow-off
10-07-2008, 02:31 AM
Orange sunshine :l_sunny::JC_cookies:

Shadow-off
10-07-2008, 03:48 AM
Personally; smoking pot isn't something I live to do. I might smoke a small bud once a month just to chill a little. I like watching the cat when I'm buzzed ; makes me laugh :lol: I guess it's the cat LOL anyway.I have read most of the genetic aberiation projects of genetic engineers mutating different strains. This orange thing is a new one but not so interesting as far as sucking an orange to get off but it science and genetics of it is interesting never the less. Growing your own stuff only has two advantages money if you plan on becoming a distributor and more likely and importantly know what's in what your smoking. Today buying pot on the street is risky because sometimes it is laced out with coke and other bad stuff that can kill you. Grow it yourself for personal use and you know what's in it weed and only weed. Growing is dangerous too. I did it years and years ago. It was safer then. Now it's big risk and you'll tie up alot of money in grow rooms and equipment keeping your afrm operation away from the cops . There are now three ways they can catch ya: 1. The Dog almost impossible to evade without spending a few thousand dollars. 2. Light timer monitoring. Pot has four stages of growth. Germination, vegetitive growth stage about two months where light is constantly on the plant 18 hours a day, 3. Flowing stage. This is when growers change the light cycle to mimic Fall so the plant begins to flower and seed before the end of the year. To mimic that lights have to be on 12 hours and off 12 hours for about 3 months. That's when you can get busted though you electric bill ummm every 12 hours this guy uses 1,000 more watts ? they got ya when they see this and they do monitor electric useage. and finally # 4. The dreaded F.L.I.R. Basically it is a camera that detects heat. They use them under helocopters to scan the ground ahead and below because pot plants radiate more heat than other plants and they also look nearly floresent green from the air. There is also a hand held unit too and the cops use it while they ride around checking out escaping heat from your house. They ain't cheap the least expensive good one costing $12,000.00 . How do they get ya ? Well why is this room of the house showing 80 to 90 degree heat and the rest of the house isn't ? You can evade those but making a small growroom with ventilation that is airtight and lined top bottom and floor with space blankets is gona cost you a few thousand bucks. My advice don't grow. But if you're going to anyway never use sodium or HID lights they put off way to much heat and use way to much power. Buy an LED UFO that's the name of it. Of all these detection technologies the Dog is by far your worst nightmare closely followed by the F.L.I.R.. http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,700254253,00.html

Sveta's Hero
10-07-2008, 03:51 AM
Damn potheads:lol::becky::p

Shadow-off
10-07-2008, 04:08 AM
Paul how are you feeling . I hope better. Hey what about that opiate derivative you have recently been prescribed :rolleyes:

Sveta's Hero
10-07-2008, 04:21 AM
I'm feeling much better, thanks. You mean the morphine? Takes away the pain;) Actually they lowered my dosage today since I am feeling alot better. The antibiotics are kicking the crap out of the pneumonia, thank god. I should be going home in a few days.

Shadow-off
10-07-2008, 06:12 AM
I'm really happy to hear that you're doing better and the anti-biotics are working. Glad also to hear it was bacterial pneumonia dipococcal or streptococcal, and not viral or even worse mycoplasm pneumonia. You are young still and your immunity is strong that helps a great deal. To not sway from the topic to far drink more orange juice :becky:

bobbyd
10-07-2008, 08:19 AM
omg..that OJ gets arrested a lot.