Traditionalists overcome Radicals

[Lucker]

After months of terrorist attacks , the YRWM has been disbanded after fleeing Cyber Land .
Following the introduction of right wing Youth Groups in all major Federation Cities , the Department for Hacking and Effing launched the YRWM movement as a means to nullify International Male Criticism of Federation icons .
The new head of the FSB , Alexander Bornitkov , introduced a test programme in the LL internet site to assess the effect of psychological pressures on UK and US members .
Many Western heroes died defending their right to free expression but with SAS and SEAL support the unity of allied Forces prevailed against great odds and huge prejudice .
October 2 nd has been designated a Day of Freedom and all of the warriors of the second Patriotic War are saluted .

[bobbyd]

I salute you Crazy Radical Ray

[Lucker]

And I salute you , Bum Blogger Bobby
( An endorsement of his Blog , not an insult ).

[Voobrazheniye]

When I woke up and read the title of this thread, I thought I had slept all the way to November and saw that McCain had defeated Obamessiah in the election.

[IamKeenan]

When I woke up and read the title of this thread, I thought I had slept all the way to November and saw that McCain had defeated Obamessiah in the election.


Not long away though!:becky:

[Lucker]

Well , Tubby ,
I am close to giving you odds if you want to back your judgement with hard cash .
We have Obamha slight odds on now .

[krevedko]

After months of terrorist attacks , the YRWM has been disbanded after fleeing Cyber Land .
Following the introduction of right wing Youth Groups in all major Federation Cities , the Department for Hacking and Effing launched the YRWM movement as a means to nullify International Male Criticism of Federation icons .
The new head of the FSB , Alexander Bornitkov , introduced a test programme in the LL internet site to assess the effect of psychological pressures on UK and US members .
Many Western heroes died defending their right to free expression but with SAS and SEAL support the unity of allied Forces prevailed against great odds and huge prejudice .
October 2 nd has been designated a Day of Freedom and all of the warriors of the second Patriotic War are saluted .

I seriously suspect that withdrawal of the Hackers Unit of YRWM took place due to their frustration over the fact that their sophysticated and cunning cutting-edge technologies proved totally useless against the obsolete and literally ancient equipment the leader of the allied anti-Russki movement is using. Modern scripts and protocols cannot beat the computer that has a hamster running in a wheel for a processor.

All attempts to burn the Raving Goose's machine by overloading it with spam including numerous Pravda articles and Viagra ads proved futile as well, as the old git simply forgot the password to his mail box.
:becky:

[huney]

Those witches have crashed every server between here and Vladivostok. (DoS code GoV)

Henceforth, any further communiqué to be delivered exclusively via Royal Mail Special Delivery - Eyes Only :cool:

[saprosky]

:becky:I seriously suspect that withdrawal of the Hackers Unit of YRWM took place due to their frustration over the fact that their sophysticated and cunning cutting-edge technologies proved totally useless against the obsolete and literally ancient equipment the leader of the joint anti-Russki movement is using. Modern scripts and protocols cannot beat the computer that has a hamster running in a wheel for a processor.


Here the processor running

fYTJ9v2vsaE

Very difficult to beat it. :freako2:

PS: Like all processors sometimes fail :becky:

[statajack]

:becky:

Here the processor running

fYTJ9v2vsaE

Very difficult to beat it. :freako2:

PS: Like all processors sometimes fail :becky:

Brilliant............. :becky:

[krevedko]

:becky:

Here the processor running

Very difficult to beat it. :freako2:

PS: Like all processors sometimes fail :becky:

Looks like the Raving Goose tried to update his system to make it dual core. :becky::becky:

[huney]

Looks like the Raving Goose tried to update his system to make it dual core. :becky::becky:

Poor sod must have tried to use the AMD Athlon dual when for just a few quid more he could have had an Intel Penryn quad core and blown them all to smithereens. :cool:

Got to wonder who he has got consulting on the job....

[Lonewolf74]

:becky:

Here the processor running

fYTJ9v2vsaE

Very difficult to beat it. :freako2:

PS: Like all processors sometimes fail :becky:

Hahahahahhaah amazing :lol::lol::lol:

V.

[Lonewolf74]

Poor sod must have tried to use the AMD Athlon dual when for just a few quid more he could have had an Intel Penryn quad core and blown them all to smithereens. :cool:

Got to wonder who he has got consulting on the job....

I did that once...crappiest processor i always had :p

V.

[krevedko]

Got to wonder who he has got consulting on the job....... probably the hamster :becky:

[huney]

... probably the hamster :becky:


Cheeky little bugger

[krevedko]

Cheeky little bugger
I do hope you were referring to the hamster :becky::becky:

[huney]

I do hope you were referring to the hamster :becky::becky:

Whatever makes you happier, dear ;)

[statajack]

I would like to propose we copyright "The Hamster Processor", cos as sure as hell Intel will want to use this name for their next processor........... and we can all have an expensive and massive party in a luxurious tropical location.

Oh I love this forum. :yo:

[Lucker]

This Topic appeared to be ambling along pleasantly until someone started to talk about " down loading Plug ins" .
Apart from not having the slightest idea of the underlying English meaning , my machine does not recognise this foreign language and refuses to load anything in any direction , including down .
I am ringed with Walls of goodness knows what , so I feel secure in my war bunker . I must admit that earlier this week , Windows Internet Explorer , was attacked , but my expert adviser immediately converted me to Mozilla Foxfire ( what a lovely sounding name ) .
How Hamsters have become important escapes me , but Geese do not like Hamsters and ignore them . I can always bring in another cat to kill any marauding hamsters or four legged substitutes .
If this Topic continues , please leave Posts decipherable and relevant to something loosely associated to this planet . Thank you . Roger and Out .

[saprosky]

This Topic appeared to be ambling along pleasantly until someone started to talk about " down loading Plug ins" .
Apart from not having the slightest idea of the underlying English meaning , my machine does not recognise this foreign language and refuses to load anything in any direction , including down .
I am ringed with Walls of goodness knows what , so I feel secure in my war bunker . I must admit that earlier this week , Windows Internet Explorer , was attacked , but my expert adviser immediately converted me to Mozilla Foxfire ( what a lovely sounding name ) .
How Hamsters have become important escapes me , but Geese do not like Hamsters and ignore them . I can always bring in another cat to kill any marauding hamsters or four legged substitutes .
If this Topic continues , please leave Posts decipherable and relevant to something loosely associated to this planet . Thank you . Roger and Out .


I congratulate you for the change. With Firefox-Foxfire (codename: FF) you will feel more sure and protected in your bunker than before with Internet Explorer (codename: IE)

I also suggest you to add some plugins to FF like Bork, bork, bork! to make your post more understandable for the rest. (Bork language is used in many places like Google)

Here some sample (your own post):

Thees Tupeec eppeered tu be-a embleeng elung pleesuntly until sumeune-a sterted tu telk ebooot " doon luedeeng Ploog ins" .
Bork Bork Bork!
Epert frum nut hefeeng zee sleeghtest idea ooff zee underlyeeng Ingleesh meuneeng , my mecheene-a dues nut recugneese-a thees fureeegn lungooege-a und reffooses tu lued unytheeng in uny durecshun , incloodeeng doon.

[krevedko]

Gut wan, Don Saprosky! Laufink mai ars of. Bork bork bork. :becky::becky:

[Lucker]

What a bunch of Tarts you all are .
For the first time I noticed a line , " Install Additional Plug Ins " and I pressed appropriately .
The only thing to come up was Adobe Flash Player and as I have a record player already , I cannot see Mr Adobe improving my life .
I expect you tarts have an automatic make up dispenser , and a Spanish - Squiggly language Directory .
As Shakespeare said , " Much do about nothing "
As for Bjork . I love her and have most of her records already except Metallica which I deliberately smashed .

[saprosky]

What a bunch of Tarts you all are .
For the first time I noticed a line , " Install Additional Plug Ins " and I pressed appropriately .
The only thing to come up was Adobe Flash Player and as I have a record player already , I cannot see Mr Adobe improving my life .


I am sure you will need more from Mr. Adobe to improve your life, not only Flash Player ;)

What a bunch of Tarts you all are .
As for Bjork . I love her and have most of her records already except Metallica which I deliberately smashed .

For more info about Bork, not Bjork:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Chef
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/

BTW, a computer with hamster processor and a Bork language based OS could be a good invention :becky:

[krevedko]

I am sure you will need more from Mr. Adobe to improve your life, not only Flash Player ;)



Mr Adobe has indeed a fine bundle of products. His most popular program includes such services as instant rejuvenation, weight loss, wrinkles and spots removal, and other minor or major cosmetic surgery, very popular with the users of dating sites.

[Lucker]

If I have understood correctly , you are telling me that I can take my lovely Posts and turn them into a variant of geek speak which bears no direct reference to the original and lacks visual niceness and poetic sensitivity .
Why would I prefer doing that to twiddling away on my large in- home Organ ?
Now , you foreigners may have only just reached this stage of civilisation and attempted humour but the bad news is that we flew on from there hundreds of years ago .
You are borking mad

[krevedko]

Sorry Amon Ra, we've been totally unaware of the fact that you're such a music fan who loves to play his Organ in his spare time. Maybe in this case you should reconsider your choice of web browser and go for an Opera instead of Firefox.

[saprosky]

If I have understood correctly , you are telling me that I can take my lovely Posts and turn them into a variant of geek speak which bears no direct reference to the original and lacks visual niceness and poetic sensitivity .


Sorry, Bork is a variant of english language. Not a geeky-treky variant. See links above.

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[Lucker]

There are no variations of the English language .
By definition , alleged variants are not English .
QED
A logical impossibility .
So stop playing Geeks , Geeky people .
You are not cool and trendy . You are techno wankers .