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IamKeenan
10-02-2008, 04:51 AM
Like I always say if you are going to look like a cow you may as well dress like one.:lol:


A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

rainy-day
10-02-2008, 12:15 PM
Like I always say if you are going to look like a cow you may as well dress like one.:lol:

may I add: and think like one :D

Hoopy
10-02-2008, 12:57 PM
stupid cow.

bobbyd
10-02-2008, 01:41 PM
stupid cow.


now, now green doggy, she may have been making a political statement or a statement of love for all mankind. Notice how the cow suit is black and white interwined together to make one fat costume. It's love man...it's love.

She wasn't just chasing children and peeing on a neighbours lawn. Again, another symbol for the American immigration nightmare. She was chasing Mexicans and Canadians and peeing on borders. Stay out of America you heathens!

You have to look deeper my green doggy friend...all can not be seen through green coloured glasses.

Hoopy
10-02-2008, 01:43 PM
Ok your right......stupid political statement making cow. :becky:

IamKeenan
10-02-2008, 01:45 PM
Hey!!!!!!! You 2 leave that cow alone!! you better just

moooooooooooooooooooooove along!!!:lol: