Colombia v 'Russia'

[colomoda]

I am probably one of the few men who is the expert on the difference between Colombian women and 'Russian' women. Both sides have good and bad. I will cover both bad and good in Colombian and 'Russian' women, but I am not going to specify one woman. I write in general.

RUSSIAN: likes to write letters and get to know first before meeting
COLOMBIAN: does not like to write letters. They want you to visit - even you only know them for 2 minutes

RUSSIAN: If she tells you that she loves you after 4 letters, than she is a scammer
COLOMBIAN: If she tells you that she loves you after only 2 webcam chat, then she is NOT a scammer

RUSSIAN: A scammer will ask you for money without ever meeting. Normally asks you for $2,000+
COLOMBIAN: A scammer does not ask you for money without meeting, but she will ask you to buy her things - furniture, car, mobile phone, eating in an expensive restaurant

RUSSIAN: she will remember your birthday
COLOMBIAN: She will forget your birthday, but will tell you to remember hers

RUSSIAN: career women
COLOMBIAN: likes to cook for you

RUSSIAN: she is willing to invite you to see her family
COLOMBIAN: she will meet you at the hotel

RUSSIAN: she will arrive on time
COLOMBIAN: she will forget to meet you

RUSSIAN: considers to be romantic - flowers, dinner
COLOMBIAN: considers to be very passionate

RUSSIAN: They will write/speak English for you and do not expect you to know Russian
COLOMBIAN: They will write/speak Spanish and expect you to know Spanish

RUSSIAN: avoid dating agencies at all costs (but online dating like LL is the best)
COLOMBIAN: dating agencies are the best place to meet

RUSSIAN: willing to move to live with you
COLOMBIAN: willing for you to move to live with her!

RUSSIAN: beautiful girls, conversative, intelligent
COLOMBIAN: sexy girls, friendly (Intelligent mainly in Bogota)


ABOUT MEN FROM THEIR COUNTRIES ........

RUSSIAN MEN: 'drink'
COLOMBIAN MEN: 'womaniser, chauvinist'

[Hoopy]

what makes you such an expert on Russian and Columbian women?
Half of what you've wrote is a load of bollox.

[katrin-78]

what makes you such an expert on Russian and Columbian women?
Half of what you've wrote is a load of bollox.

I see BAD BOY bollox is the main word in your lexicon.:eek:
Very nice literature language:p

[IamKeenan]

Didn't you mean to write about Russian Men and Colombian Men?:lol:

[IamKeenan]

I see BAD BOY bollox is the main word in your lexicon.:eek:
Very nice literature language:p


Yes I agree he should of said FOOK OFF!!!:lol:

[Hoopy]

I see BAD BOY bollox is the main word in your lexicon.:eek:
Very nice literature language:pThat was me being nice :becky:

[colomoda]

what makes you such an expert on Russian and Columbian women?
Half of what you've wrote is a load of bollox.


Well , are you an expert???

[Hoopy]

I don't go writing such stupid,nonsense posts.

[katrin-78]

That was me being nice :becky:

YEs I see:becky:

[colomoda]

I don't go writing such stupid,nonsense posts.

because you do not know how to make any good postings.... you are just drunk as usual

ALL YOU DO IS BULLY PEOPLE AND MAKING SOME STUPID 'GAY' JOKES!

[sunontheway]

Graham, dear, it is too loud to call yourself an expert in women... though I assume you can be an expert in skammers :whistle2::neener:

Do you have not enough material to write the same big issue about men? :becky:

[katrin-78]

I don't go writing such stupid,nonsense posts.

Of course you don't. You know only two words - bottox and f***:becky:
Very difficult to write smth with such vocabulary.:becky:

[krevedko]

because you do not know how to make any good postings.... you are just drunk as usual

ALL YOU DO IS BULLY PEOPLE AND MAKING SOME STUPID 'GAY' JOKES!

It's a good thing you're much smarter than Hoppy and never created any Polls about him being a gaylord.

[Hoopy]

Of course you don't. You know only two words - bottox and f***:becky:
Very difficult to write smth with such vocabulary.:becky:that's fooking bollox :p

[katrin-78]

that's fooking bollox :p

Unless this:becky:

[Hoopy]

because you do not know how to make any good postings.... you are just drunk as usual

ALL YOU DO IS BULLY PEOPLE AND MAKING SOME STUPID 'GAY' JOKES!OK Graham,back up what you have said here with evidence....drunk as usual????Bully people????stupid gay jokes?no,I called you gaylord and it wasn't really that much of a joke where as you on several occasions have started topics directly about calling me gaylord...unlike you I don't cry about it....maybe for you there is something to the saying "the truth hurts!" :rolleyes:

[saprosky]

RUSSIAN: willing to move to live with you
COLOMBIAN: willing for you to move to live with her!


Because they like sunny and warm places. If you lived in Spain they will ask to come in first chat :neener:

[colomoda]

OK Graham,back up what you have said here with evidence....drunk as usual????Bully people????stupid gay jokes?no,I called you gaylord and it wasn't really that much of a joke where as you on several occasions have started topics directly about calling me gaylord...unlike you I don't cry about it....maybe for you there is something to the saying "the truth hurts!" :rolleyes:

Did you find it very amusing called me 'gaylord' almost every postings??? When I joined here, you immediately called me 'gaylord' and even put it in my profile. I came back peacefully to make friends and be happy with people. All you do is making sacrastism 'gaylord' jokes. You are just a bully who wants ATTENTION from people. You are making 'false' friends because they like your stupid jokes.

[shooter]

the ugliest post I've ever seen here was just posted by colomoda. He is a winner here :JC_domowhack::der:

[IamKeenan]

Come on Graham you know we have always loved you but it is still fun to make you mad and see what new Nickname you will come back with after you delete:lol:

[colomoda]

Come on Graham you know we have always loved you but it is still fun to make you mad and see what new Nickname you will come back with after you delete:lol:

sorry but I already written to admin to ask for my profile removed. I am not interested in coming back at all......... because I can no longer make any good postings. All I get was some sacrastic jokes in reply. Too much stress is not good for your health. FaceBook is enough for me .........

[katrin-78]

When men doesnt like topic of others he only creticize it
Women - create her own that she think will be better:becky:

Guys if you think this theme is ugly - create smth better or its too difficult for you?:becky:

[IamKeenan]

When men doesnt like topic of others he only creticize it
Women - create her own that she think will be better:becky:

Guys if you think this theme is ugly - create smth better or its too difficult for you?:becky:

Who the Fook said it was ugly--We just thought is was a funny post.. haha Get it? Oh but I forgot you dont know how to laugh:yo:

[katrin-78]

Who the Fook said it was ugly--We just thought is was funny.. haha Get it? Oh but I forgot you dont know how to laugh:yo:


1. READ CAREFULLY
2. I know how to laught BUT Sorry but I newer knew how to laught from others
3. Sometiems guys have very special sence of humour, veru oddball humour
Hahahaa.

[IamKeenan]

1. READ CAREFULLY
2. I know how to laught BUT Sorry but I newer knew how to laught from others
3. Sometiems guys have very special sence of humour, veru oddball humour
Hahahaa.


I totally agree with you, but lighten up.;)

[katrin-78]

I totally agree with you, but lighten up.;)

Finally. So stop this crazy conversation and find other theme to discuss. :p
By the way - the best way to stop joke from others - is to take a mirror and joke joke joke:becky:

[IamKeenan]

Finally. So stop this crazy conversation and find other theme to discuss. :p
By the way - the best way to stop joke from others - is to take a mirror and joke joke joke:becky:

Let me say to you my little Ukrainian Princess If I could not take a joke, I would never dish out a joke on anyone. So in translation~~ I can take anything I dish out:yo:

[Lucky]

silence is gold...
sometimes silence says much more for a person than whole page with words... :yo:
and silence can be the best answer on question:)

[jimsan]

Graham...........You made a posting which could be found interesting by some but you know by now that ALL postings can receive replies which are critical or humerous.

Of course we all have different ideas of what humour is and some may go too far with it but if you have any objections to what others may say then please report this to admin and do not start personal insults here on this forum.
This applies to everyone else too.

[katrin-78]

Let me say to you my little Ukrainian Princess If I could not take a joke, I would never dish out a joke on anyone. So in translation~~ I can take anything I dish out:yo:

You are playing with peoples feelings.:mad: Its not funny. Even if his topic wasnt interesting you havent right to attack. We all create crazy topics. And to be honest all topics here only wasting of time. BUT WE ARE ADDICT:becky: So leave it and create your crazy topic.

[Lonewolf74]

I am probably one of the few men who is the expert on the difference between Colombian women and 'Russian' women. Both sides have good and bad. I will cover both bad and good in Colombian and 'Russian' women, but I am not going to specify one woman. I write in general.

RUSSIAN: likes to write letters and get to know first before meeting
COLOMBIAN: does not like to write letters. They want you to visit - even you only know them for 2 minutes

RUSSIAN: If she tells you that she loves you after 4 letters, than she is a scammer
COLOMBIAN: If she tells you that she loves you after only 2 webcam chat, then she is NOT a scammer

RUSSIAN: A scammer will ask you for money without ever meeting. Normally asks you for $2,000+
COLOMBIAN: A scammer does not ask you for money without meeting, but she will ask you to buy her things - furniture, car, mobile phone, eating in an expensive restaurant

RUSSIAN: she will remember your birthday
COLOMBIAN: She will forget your birthday, but will tell you to remember hers

RUSSIAN: career women
COLOMBIAN: likes to cook for you

RUSSIAN: she is willing to invite you to see her family
COLOMBIAN: she will meet you at the hotel

RUSSIAN: she will arrive on time
COLOMBIAN: she will forget to meet you

RUSSIAN: considers to be romantic - flowers, dinner
COLOMBIAN: considers to be very passionate

RUSSIAN: They will write/speak English for you and do not expect you to know Russian
COLOMBIAN: They will write/speak Spanish and expect you to know Spanish

RUSSIAN: avoid dating agencies at all costs (but online dating like LL is the best)
COLOMBIAN: dating agencies are the best place to meet

RUSSIAN: willing to move to live with you
COLOMBIAN: willing for you to move to live with her!

RUSSIAN: beautiful girls, conversative, intelligent
COLOMBIAN: sexy girls, friendly (Intelligent mainly in Bogota)


ABOUT MEN FROM THEIR COUNTRIES ........

RUSSIAN MEN: 'drink'
COLOMBIAN MEN: 'womaniser, chauvinist'

I dont see the point Graham...i actually find this post...quite offensive to be honest.

[statajack]

The funny one is the Colombian girls asking you to buy furniture....... :becky:............ Oh man !! Better keep the receipt incase the new settee suite is never delivered.

[bobbyd]

My understanding is that on your birthday she'll go to your hotel room if you ask but chances are she'll forget anyway but she'll ask you to buy her a sofa or barco lounger if you stay in her country.

wow...love is complicated

[RiverRock]

I worked with a girl from Columbia before. She was very touchy with all the guys and kissed me on the cheek all of the time.

[love2009]

I worked with a girl from Columbia before. She was very touchy with all the guys and kissed me on the cheek all of the time.
and...? I don't quite get what you are trying to say here

[Hoopy]

and...? I don't quite get what you are trying to say here

He's saying he worked with a girl from Columbia before. She was very touchy with all the guys and kissed him on the cheek all of the time.

[love2009]

Colomoda, it's nice that you made an effort to compare Russian and Colombian women, I don't know much about Colombian women, but I respectfully disagree with some of your statements in regard to Russian women since I know them quite well. I don't want to pick each and every point apart but just to give you an example:
RUSSIAN: career women
COLOMBIAN: likes to cook for you
FYI: Russian women generally love to cook. Even if she is a doctor or an engineer she will still enjoy cooking for her man and her family. Obviously there always be some exceptions but since you are talking about women in general then so am I.
Please don't take this as criticism. I really appreciate the effort you put into making this thread, I just think that your exposure to Russian women might be somewhat limited judging by what you wrote.

[Shadow-off]

I wonder if my girl here in the U.S. is from COLOMBIA :confused:. She says her roots of orgin are from Czechoslovakia. She doesn't look columbina :confused:

[love2009]

He's saying he worked with a girl from Columbia before. She was very touchy with all the guys and kissed him on the cheek all of the time.
aaahhh!! Now I've got it!!!:becky: thanks for translation!!