Orgasms of the World

[saprosky]

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[elane-ellie]

and it's a pity it was deleted :mad:

[elane-ellie]

but probably anyone could restore the picture? verbally..:o

[statajack]

Ooh...ooh.... aah....aah...... bzzz....... grrrr..... eeh....eeh...... oomf....... weeze........grnnn.....zulu....... zapataka....kilimanjaro.......... Yeahhhhhhhhhh !! :becky:


Phew !! :)

[elane-ellie]

sounds great!! but.. rather funny than exciting..:p let's try again :becky:

[statajack]

sounds great!! but.. rather funny than exciting..:p let's try again :becky:

Ok, you go next !! :becky:..... I'm having a cigarette break.

[elane-ellie]

I've been waiting for that... :p but so far as we are not alone here my sweet.. I'd prefere to keep silent while doing it :becky:

[statajack]

I've been waiting for that... :p but so far as we are not alone here my sweet.. I'd prefere to keep silent while doing it :becky:

Yes........ Di's got a secret webcam......... she's watching. :becky:

[elane-ellie]

it was such a long cigarette break.. :p and I don't mind some voiyerists to present, do you?;)

[statajack]

it was such a long cigarette break.. :p and I don't mind some voiyerists to present, do you?;)

Yes, it seems now socially acceptable to be an exhibitionist.... :becky:..... but I dropped the instruction manual down the back of the wardrobe........ so give me a minute to fish it out again. :becky:......... oh and could you put the clothes horse back in the corner, it seems to have glided across the floor from last time. :becky:

[elane-ellie]

well, darling, your minute is over.. we can go on.. And I did what you asked me.. I'm a submissive girl now, not a stubborn donkey as always, you see??:becky:

[statajack]

well, darling, your minute is over.. we can go on.. And I did what you asked me.. I'm a submissive girl now, not a stubborn donkey as always, you see??:becky:

I'm feeling a bit shy, so do you think we should go to the kitchen?............ nobody can watch in there. :becky:

[paddedcell]

:eek: Get outta here!!! :eek:

And get some clothes on FFS...you're putting me off my supper...

[statajack]

Butt out PC, :becky:..... this is my day of days. :becky:

I haven't had as much fun since the Crimean war.

[paddedcell]

Butt out PC, :becky:..... this is my day of days. :becky:

:becky:

Okey dokes...let me just clear the kitchen table for you and I'll go'n eat my supper infront of the TV...

Shall I put the butter back in the fridge?

[statajack]

:becky:

Okey dokes...let me just clear the kitchen table for you and I'll go'n eat my supper infront of the TV...

Shall I put the butter back in the fridge?

Erm....... Ellie......... should he put the butter back in the fridge? ;)

[elane-ellie]

Sorry for pause, Jack.. I was in the kitchen.. checked if the curtain is moved aside enough.. So, your neibour could watch us as he always does. :becky:
And - if you promise me not to talk about crisis, globalisation, default, golf, horse and car races etc.. etc... as you usually do :p I promise not to burden your mind with quant mechanics and non-Euclidic geometry theories whilst making love then :o

[statajack]

Sorry for pause, Jack.. I was in the kitchen.. checked if the curtain is moved aside enough.. So, your neibour could watch us as he always does. :becky:
And - if you promise me not to talk about crisis, globalisation, default, golf, horse and car races etc.. etc... as you usually do :p I promise not to burden your mind with quant mechanics and non-Euclidic geometry theories whilst making love then :o

Hmm...... ok........ 'll give you six "yes's" then !! I'm actually ok with Quantum mechanics if you want, or maybe we could redesign the formula for a quadratic equation !! :rolleyes:

[elane-ellie]

ohhhh.. I was afraid you fell asleep and am so glad you're not yet :becky: so, as I see, mathematics excites your brain more than anything.. well, I'll keep it in my mind :cool:

ahm.. by the way, could you tell your friend not to take butter away?:p

[statajack]

ohhhh.. I was afraid you fell asleep and am so glad you're not yet :becky: so, as I see, mathematics excites your brain more than anything.. well, I'll keep it in my mind :cool:

ahm.. by the way, could you tell your friend not to take butter away?:p

Erm ok....... I'll go and get the butter....... you dim the lights......... I'm on my way. I'll just check for other spies around first. :behindsofa:

[paddedcell]

ahm.. by the way, could you tell your friend not to take butter away?:p

Too late... It's back in the fridge now... I hate mess so I tidied it away...

There's a bottle of olive oil over there though...by the 12" pepper grinder...




Oh...and I prefer sweet porridge oats...so please make sure you wipe all surfaces before retiring to the bedroom...or the airing cupboard...or the attic...or wherever you plan to explore next...

Nod da i chi... ;)

[statajack]

Too late... It's back in the fridge now... I hate mess so I tidied it away...

There's a bottle of olive oil over there though...by the 12" pepper grinder...




Oh...and I prefer sweet porridge oats...so please make sure you wipe all surfaces before retiring to the bedroom...or the airing cupboard...or the attic...or wherever you plan to explore next...

Nod da i chi... ;)

Cheers PC............ you're a gent. :yo:

[elane-ellie]

spies???? they're not spies, they're spectators!! Don't you hear the applause storm? :becky:
And, futhermore, you just recently told me exhibitionism is socially acceptable.. I assumed, you are a decent citizen to accept social rules, aren't you?? :becky:

[statajack]

spies???? they're not spies, they're spectators!! Don't you hear the applause storm? :becky:
And, futhermore, you just recently told me exhibitionism is socially acceptable.. I assumed, you are a decent citizen to accept social rules, aren't you?? :becky:

I just rewrote my personal rule book on social acceptability........ but hey........ if ya want to open the patio curtains for the neighbours........ what the hell !!.......... do it !! :becky:

[elane-ellie]

ohh, Jack, I love you exclaiming "what the hell!" Give me more emotions, please, you know, your baby loves it!! :becky:
Should I also bring the whip ? :o
And I'm dying to read your new book whether it is re-written or not yet :)

[statajack]

ohh, Jack, I love you exclaiming "what the hell!" Give me more emotions, please, you know, your baby loves it!! :becky:
Should I also bring the whip ? :o
And I'm dying to read your new book whether it is re-written or not yet :)

The new book....... ok. I'll go and tidy it up, and show it to you after. But it might take some time......... so please....... don't wait up tonight. :)........ I'll explain all tomorrow. :)

[elane-ellie]

Cheers PC............ you're a gent. :yo:
..and.... Jack....... who is that gentle and handsome guy you call PC??? :) could you ask him to join us?:o

[elane-ellie]

and now.... "Lullaby for Birdland" ,please, as I'm deadly sleepy:)

[Shadow-off]

Elane-ellie: :peace:

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[Shadow-off]

Under pressure :


She likes wearin' lipstick, she likes French cuisine
but she won't let me use my passion unless it's in a limousine.
She got me under pressure,
she got me under pressure.

She likes the art museum, she don't like Pavlov's dog.
She fun at the mind museum, she likes it in a London fog.
She don't like other women, she likes whips and chains.
She likes cocaine and flippin' out with great Danes.
She's about all I can handle, it's too much for my brain.

It's got me under pressure,
It's got me under pressure.

I'm gonna give her a message,
here's what I'm gonna say:
'It's all over.'
She might get out a nightstick
and hurt me a real real bad
by the roadside in a ditch.

It's got me under pressure,
it's got me under pressure.
It's got me under pressure,
it's got me under pressure.

[Shadow-off]

I just think she's Hot !:becky:

[elane-ellie]

Ahoy there!!! :)

Wake up guys!!!:becky:

[8bigwheels]

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(in addition to topic "what a day for russian biathlon":becky:)

[elane-ellie]

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(in addition to topic "what a day for russian biathlon":becky:)
Special thanks for mentioning such a great and unique cathegory as "psycological orgasm" :becky: Not everyone is lucky to reach it! thank you a lot :cool:

[8bigwheels]

Special thanks for mentioning such a great and unique cathegory as "psycological orgasm" :becky: Not everyone is lucky to reach it! thank you a lot :cool:

here i know at least one man who can reach it:) He cam everytime when he hears "Celtic" :becky: and i believe that here are much more men and women who can also reach psycological orgasm... they just not as load as we are:)

[elane-ellie]

here i know at least one man who can reach it:) He cam everytime when he hears "Celtic" :becky: and i believe that here are much more men and women who can also reach psycological orgasm... they just not as load as we are:)
Great! I also do know some.. not here, though:)
and.. do you think we're loud? maybe just open..? and we're not here to force anyone, by the way.. :becky: That's the point of a willing

[statajack]

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(in addition to topic "what a day for russian biathlon":becky:)

Bigwheels............ what........ no foreplay? :becky:

[statajack]

Great! I also do know some.. not here, though:)
and.. do you think we're loud? maybe just open..? and we're not here to force anyone, by the way.. :becky: That's the point of a willing

No Ellie..... you're not loud............ just enthusiastic. :becky:

[8bigwheels]

do you think we're loud?

nah, you are not loud at all:) im the loudest one:p if only you could hear me on the tennis court:becky: ( Sharapova is like little kitten in comparisn with me tiger) but if you talk about force, she is the stronge one:mad:

[statajack]

Every time Sharapova hits a shot, she makes an incredibly loud grunt that rings around the whole stadium. If I were in opposition, I would find it very distracting. :cool:

[8bigwheels]

Bigwheels............ what........ no foreplay? :becky:

ok lets start from begining:) after first shooting Maksim Chudov was first, then he couldnt close one target, but after that he could control himself, and was perfect in shooting and very speedy:) i like it when it is fast:becky: but frankly, slow can be good sometimes too, but then shooting must be perfect:)

[Shadow-off]

Psycological orgasm: Precursor to the real deal ya'll.

[8bigwheels]

Every time Sharapova hits a shot, she makes an incredibly loud grunt that rings around the whole stadium. If I were in opposition, I would find it very distracting. :cool:


looser:p if i was you i would try to screem louder:becky:

but actually there are many factors that can be distracting, all that fans that saying some (not always plesent) words from platforms... real champs have to be ver cosatraited and become deaf but not mute...shout as loud as you can and then you will see result!:becky:

[statajack]

looser:p if i was you i would try to screem louder:becky:

but actually there are many factors that can be distracting, all that fans that saying some (not always plesent) words from platforms... real champs have to be ver cosatraited and become deaf but not mute...shout as loud as you can and then you will see result!:becky:

And sometimes when her shot goes out of court, she screams even louder. She must be one of the noisiest players on the circuit. :)

[elane-ellie]

where are you, Noble Warriors?? All of you're so quite tonight....:confused: