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Lucker
03-31-2010, 06:11 PM
With Laboon not posting all day , I am hoping he is dead .
It's not like me to look for bad news but if Arsenal beat the Spanish Gays later tonight , life will have served a double dose of great pleasure in one 24 hour period .
When Laboon indicated he was travelling to the Congo , I danced round the living room with Eric my Hamster and Lord Benny whilst playing the first three verses of God save our Queen

The Congo is a very dangerous place and on a par with my favourite mountain resorts in Dagestan .
In East Congo and into Rwanda , matters have degraded beyond comprehension . Rebels and parts of the government Army are totally out of control and their favourite game with the enemy is Rape , Kill and Burn though not necessarily in that order .
It is a variation on genocide as all raped women are basically outlawed from life by all sides except by the few International Missions still operating .
I think there is a good chance that Laboon will be taken as a big girl and given tip top hospitality . Of course he will continue arguing so multiple gang banging cannot be ruled out .
Some of you might think I am being very cruel and uncaring but I see a positive aspect . This could be the making of the Belgian Bum !!!!
( Yes , I have worked hard to get to the punch line but I am sure the late and great Laboon will delight in the spirit of my heart felt praise for his brave end )
Laboon , have you caught Monkey Pox yet ? Or have you introduced a new strain to the them ?