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CurlyDarling
02-25-2010, 05:05 PM
http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/sasquatch.jpg

A Canadian researcher managed to take a picture of the face of the legendary hairy giant – the mascot of the Winter Olympic Games 2010.

Randy Brisson, a well-known Canadian cryptozoologist, shared hot information with his Russian colleagues. The researcher sent a photograph of the North American Bigfoot to Igor Burtsev and Dmitry Bayanov, the directors of the International Center for Hominology. The Canadian took the picture of the creature in Vancouver, the capital of Winter Games 2010.

Brisson assured his Russian colleagues that it was a photo of the legendary Bigfoot, or Sasquatch. The popularity of the mythical creature has won it the honor to become a symbol and a mascot of Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Mr. Brisson’s photo may mean that the mascots ramble somewhere in the woods of the Olympic city.

The Canadian cryptozoologist said that he had seen a Sasquatch peeking out from behind a huge stub in the woods near Pitt Lake. The spot, where the creature was supposedly photographed, is quite far from sports objects.

Randy and his son Ray found big tracks on the snow along a hauling road. The footprints were quite big – it was obvious that they had been left by an adult creature. There were smaller footprints found nearby too.

The toes on the feet of both the adult and the youngster were pathologically angled to one side. The researcher claimed that the creatures were breeding since he had found the footprints of both a parent and a baby.

Mr. Brisson also said in his message to the Russian researchers that he and his son decided not to trace the couple because the creatures, when trying to escape, were throwing rocks at them.

The story may sound very strange, but Burtsev and Bayanov said that they had never exposed the Canadian of any falsifications in their studies of the unknown.

Komsomolskaya Pravda

:eek:

bobbyd
02-25-2010, 05:12 PM
isn't that just a guy in a mask? Did he get a grant for his research? I love it when tax money is used for important research such as sasquatch. I'm thinking of asking for a grant to find British medal winners at the Olympics. It will be a long and arduous research project :)

yankee
02-25-2010, 05:20 PM
I know the weather is not very good for the olympics but .....

CurlyDarling
02-25-2010, 05:25 PM
Bobbyd, I have done this research! Do you know anybody who can send me the grant for it? Amy Williams won a gold medal in women's skeleton. Sorry, I don't know what it is but sounds very British!:becky:

Calibret
02-25-2010, 05:29 PM
We have those Sasquatches here in Minnesota, I think I dated one
of them once. They're a good lay if you don't mind the facial hair.
They can be hunted too, I've shot one and have it mounted on my
wall so if you want more photos and can post them.

Lucker
02-25-2010, 05:34 PM
The British are giggling as Vancouver desperately tries to deflect further criticism of its shambolic Games . Will Vancouver end with a rating even lower than that held for the eternally embarrassed Atlanta ?
What are the odds that the Ice Judges mistakenly award Yogi Bear a medal ?
Amy Williams , or Dame Amy as she will be , was an amazing and unexpected winner for small island Team GB
What a story . One minute practising on a Tea Tray on England's green hills . The next , skating faster than all the drug cheats .
It is stories like this that keep alive the old Olympic ideals .

bobbyd
02-25-2010, 05:50 PM
ahhh but even after the shambolic games are over, the people of Vancouver still get to live in their picturesque beautiful city by the water with a multitude of beaches, cafés and laid back attitudes.

Lucker
02-25-2010, 06:04 PM
That is exactly what they said in Greece after Athens .
The centres lie unused and unvisited .

AND NOW GREECE IS BANKRUPT . IT WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY BRING DOWN THE EUROZONE AND WITH THE DOMINO EFFECT WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO CANADA AND THE US
Enjoy . But wave to the Camera . It will be your last photo shoot

Sniffer
02-26-2010, 09:05 AM
And Brisson don't say to these Russian researcher if this hairy giant was judge in the Nordic combinated competition from yesterday? Regarding the scandalous decision they took to continue the competition under terrible conditions for the top 5 of this dicipline, and preventing them to express their real potential, i wonder if it was not a bunch of big foot with small brains!!!:becky:

bobbyd
02-26-2010, 09:17 PM
And Brisson don't say to these Russian researcher if this hairy giant was judge in the Nordic combinated competition from yesterday? Regarding the scandalous decision they took to continue the competition under terrible conditions for the top 5 of this dicipline, and preventing them to express their real potential, i wonder if it was not a bunch of big foot with small brains!!!:becky:

No, wrong sasquatch's. Canadian sasquatch are quite civil and drink tea while hiding behind bushes. They will offer any and all passerby's a cup but very few have accepted for some odd reason. The big foots with small brains can be found within the IOC. They will not offer tea and biscuits and they wil most certainly scare you. As of Monday they are the concern of London Town

Beemer
08-08-2010, 05:57 PM
I love routing through the internet looking for these photographs, audio recordings and films of these sightings. its a very interesting subject. The only place in the world they have not been seen is Antarctica.

Something doesn't look quite right about this photo though.

Throughout the world there are literally several dozen names for this huge creature. Many names for many different peoples who have seen them. Even in the US there are half a dozen descriptive names. They have the diet of a bear, only more intelligent and tend to work at night. They avoid humans but quite often play cheeky monkey "games" with Australians. One or two out there have been attacked. Those who are "found" causing its surprise are howled at with such noise and ferocity the witness admit how their ass and balls suck right up into their throat.

Apparently.

Here is a long film that got me interested. It firstly loads a picture then you have to click the play arrow in the middle.
http://blip.tv/play/gdta08IyAg

Enjoy and learn :)