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Lucker
02-24-2010, 08:16 AM
Here is part of a letter from Cousin Rodney , who is a Gay tree feller in Nova Scotia .
Seems Canada is nearly down and OUT





As you know by now the US beat Canada and that is just unacceptable .
The Canadian team is full of superstars and the US squad is full of journeymen.

At least 70% of the US team probably couldn't make the Canadian team. This just can't happen but it did.

Two days earlier the Swiss took the Canadian Wimps to a shoot-out and now this.

The mood of the crowd in Molson Canadian Hockey House after the final whistle was angry and a little shocked. The final score was deflating and put a huge damper on the evening.

It wasn't the gold medal game but it was the nearest thing to it.

The US have beaten Canada at the junior worlds last month and now this. What's next?

A loss to them in the ladies gold medal game next week?

I was not able to get a ticket to the actual game, however, I did manage to buy the cheapest package to the Hockey House located right across the street from the hockey venue.

I bought the Fan Zone pass for $99.00. With that I got to watch the game on giant Hi-Def screens, complimentary food and entertainment.

The portion sizes were small and there was really no entertainment and the beers cost $10.00 after tips.

I guess I should have not wimped out and bought the VIP pass for $725.00. What was I thinking.

I wonder if the VIP pass came with lap dancing. Corporate America ripping off the common man is alive and well even here in Canada.

dian spirit is alive and totally in your face.

Koshka
02-24-2010, 08:45 AM
Canada in uproar and suicidal
Bobby was highly joyful yesteday,
Gods do not like that :p

Lucker
02-24-2010, 09:06 AM
Bobby is a pervert . Is that the correct term ?

Koshka
02-24-2010, 10:22 AM
Bobby is Canadian. Is that the correct term ?

Sniffer
02-24-2010, 01:07 PM
Bobby is a Policeman. Correct too?
Now if this Bobby wear a policeman costume without official badge, there is a high probability he is a pervert. :becky:

bobbyd
02-24-2010, 03:13 PM
Canada beat Germany last night and face the Russians today. I doubt they can beat the Russians as the Canuck goaltending is hopeless.

we'll see

Lucker
02-24-2010, 03:21 PM
Depends who has the most effective drugs .
Normally I would back Russia but I have been reading how the Cocaine business has been mushrooming in Canada .

pouffe
02-24-2010, 03:30 PM
Bobby is a Policeman. Correct too?
Now if this Bobby wear a policeman costume without official badge, there is a high probability he is a pervert. :becky:

Do you mean this Bobby?http://www.as220.org/front/2009/09/08/Village%2BPeople%2B538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg

or this one?http://medias.fluctuat.net/medias-factory/m/mediabox/media/5/5/5/59555/59555.jpg

bobbyd
02-24-2010, 04:16 PM
I may be perverted (not really but for argument sake) but I've never switched teams and never will. ewww

Lucker
02-24-2010, 06:04 PM
Yes . If you switched it would be inverted . Not perverted .

bobbyd
02-25-2010, 05:07 PM
Canada in uproar and suicidal

These are examples of what would put Canadians in an uproar and possibly suicidal:

1. Hockey team loses
2. Celine Dion decides to come back home from the US
3. Molson beer company closes down
4. Alannis Morrisette running for political office
5. Quebec refuses to sell maple syrup
6. Toronto officially changes name to Centre of the Universe
7. Marijuana is deemed non-medicinal
8. A clerical error has us annexing Britain instead of Brazil
9. Florida disappears
10 The Russians don't want to play hockey anymore