How Many Beers Before You Are Drunk?

[IamKeenan]

2 Beers

4 Beers

6 Beers

8 Beers

A 12 Pack

A Keg

Or a Wagon Full of Beer being pulled by the Budweiser Clydesdales

[slkasop]

The question should be...How many beers can you rent before you are standing, leaning on the wall, and passing it straight through. Like the song, 15 beers, one bathroom, and twenty people in line.

[IamKeenan]

This all came about because it is official I am a lightweight. I had 2 heineken beers tonight and I am a little tipsy. But they sure were good!!!! I never thought I could say that but they were actually good:freako::rolling::partytime:

[Sveta's Hero]

I'm feeling pretty good after about six.:becky:

[Lucker]

America ,
That's the real difference between us .
That anybody buys Heineken or the world's most foul tasting lager -- Fosters -- is beyond comprehension and , probably , forgiveness .

[Hoopy]

Is the choices for how many per hour? :Elffy_39:

[rainy-day]

a half of glass :plane:

[saprosky]

Is it Heineken a beer ?????? :eek:

I thought was sparkling water :becky:

[Lonewolf74]

2 Beers

4 Beers

6 Beers

8 Beers

A 12 Pack

A Keg

Or a Wagon Full of Beer being pulled by the Budweiser Clydesdales

Hmmm if we are talking about beer like Budweiser...prolly a 12 pack...never got drunk with it.

Guinness ...hmm 3 pints is enough for me to stand agaisnt a wall(it might fall or something) 5 could eventually make me sing half-naked in the street.

Portuguese beer hmmm depends really but 6 would be a good average.

Once had a belgian one though that really knocked me down, cant remember the name....acutally i dont remember much about that episode since i had a few. :becky:

[Hoopy]

Once had a belgian one though that really knocked me down, cant remember the name....acutally i dont remember much about that episode since i had a few. :becky:
it wasn't the beer,it was the bottle :brick:

[Voobrazheniye]

The question should be...How many beers can you rent before you are standing, leaning on the wall, and passing it straight through. Like the song, 15 beers, one bathroom, and twenty people in line.

I have never heard of "renting" a beer. They usually make me buy them.:lol:

[Voobrazheniye]

This all came about because it is official I am a lightweight. I had 2 heineken beers tonight and I am a little tipsy. But they sure were good!!!! I never thought I could say that but they were actually good:freako::rolling::partytime:

This is really a difficult question to answer without knowing the size of the vessels in which the beer is provided. For example, one can certainly consume more 12-ounce bottles that 1-liter bottles. When I drink beer here, it is usually in a 1-liter bottle. So, when I was drinking beer often in the heat of the summer, I usually began to feel it just a bit at the end of that first liter. I rarely had a second.

I have not truly been drunk in a very, very long time. If memory serves, it was about a year ago, and the culprit was Nemiroff, not beer. The reason? A woman, of course.:cool:

[pavement23]

It all depends on how you measure the beers I guess and what strength they are!!!:becky:

[Voobrazheniye]

a half of glass :plane:

Hey Alex... let's go out for a beer sometime. :eyebrows:

[Lonewolf74]

it wasn't the beer,it was the bottle :brick:


ROFL!!!!!! :lol:

[Crushik]

Never took a records :p
it shows itself, all depends on % alcohol in beer and my mood before drinking

[snow_flake]

Its variable from time to time, depends at mood, shape and bla bla. But i am not big beer drinker - prefer other sorts of alchol:rolleyes:

[Hoopy]

I have never heard of "renting" a beer. They usually make me buy them.:lol:That must be Canadian beer,you rent it,drink it,piss it back into the bottle and hey presto,it's back to Canadian beer :lol:

[pouffe]

What do you mean exactly by drunk?

[rainy-day]

Hey Alex... let's go out for a beer sometime. :eyebrows:

should i be afraid of this invitation? :D

[Lucky]

it depends :party:
sometimes i feel good after one glass :givemebeer: but actually im not a big beer drunker... i really drink it rare.... mostly in the summer with some salt nuts or :pop2:
maybe our beer isnt so strong... but i cant immagine how can i got drunk with the help of it :confused: too much liquid to drink to get drunk :eek: and i hate feeling of being drunk :sailaway:

and i even dont want to make a test how much can i drink... i already made a bet long time ago with my friend :rolleyes: who will drink more vodka from (dont know how it calls in english... a thing with the help of it u close a bottle:lol:) and will stay less drunk :lol:
now i dont do such experiments :p

[Calibret]

It depends on how fast you drink them.
I need about 4 per hour to get a good
buzz.

[Shadow-off]

Two beers I cant drive.
Three beers I can't walk.
one bud and :eek:

[Lonewolf74]

....I think i still remember counting the 5th pint today...

[Kursat]

I'm happy :whistle: usually after 7-8 beer but I prefer red wine for a real pink face :first:

[beezneesman]

This all depends on the origin of the beer.

If it's Belgian then a wagon load will do for me.


If it's American then a train load might do it and leave me with a mild headache in the morning ;-)

[Gabbibo]

one of this heavy glass ist enough

[Kursat]

Nice one Cinty :becky: , here is the 5 lt :JC_burp:

[Gabbibo]

Nice one Cinty :becky: , here is the 5 lt :JC_burp:


in this heavy glass is 1 liter
the glass with no bier is very very heavy
when i made this foto i was very hungry, i had to drink all beir,
this was for the first time in my life when i drank so much

hier are another fotos from the beirvest in Bavaria

[Lucker]

No wonder I am all alone on this site .
I am surrounded by Piss Artists .

[bobbyd]

That must be Canadian beer,you rent it,drink it,piss it back into the bottle and hey presto,it's back to Canadian beer :lol:


yah yah yah - same joke every month. Let me ask you this...how do you know? Cdn beer is 5-7.5% alcohol as opposed to American beer, which is 2% I believe. Do Scots even have their own beer? Anyway, two beer in the summertime and I'm done and I'll nurse one beer inside during the winter. Would rather have a coffee

[Voobrazheniye]

This might surprise you, but some of the Peruvian beers are really not bad. What say ye, Jim?

[Hoopy]

yah yah yah - same joke every month. Let me ask you this...how do you know? Cdn beer is 5-7.5% alcohol as opposed to American beer, which is 2% I believe. Do Scots even have their own beer? Anyway, two beer in the summertime and I'm done and I'll nurse one beer inside during the winter. Would rather have a coffee
Dry your eyes you big Jessie,everybody knows how bad Canadian beer is :p
as for do Scots have their own beer well here's a site to look at.

Scottish beers (http://www.beers-scotland.co.uk/default.asp)

[IamKeenan]

Dry your eyes you big Jessie,everybody knows how bad Canadian beer is :p
as for do Scots have their own beer well here's a site to look at.

Scottish beers (http://www.beers-scotland.co.uk/default.asp)


Fook all that Sheep Piss. I want a beer that tastes good. I dont drink to get drunk--I drink coz I am thirstyhttp://www.karlmenzies.com/images/05-DPHBB1.png

[dzerassa]

it was always surprising for me how foreigners become drunk from just a beer.
i remember them in cyprus totally drunk and as they told me they were drinking just beer. russians need something much more strong like vodka to get drunk

"И что б нам было с пяти бутылок" :)

[IamKeenan]

it was always surprising for me how foreigners become drunk from just a beer.
i remember them in cyprus totally drunk and as they told me they were drinking just beer. russians need something much more strong like vodka to get drunk

"И что б нам было с пяти бутылок" :)


This is because when you dont spend your whole life drinking then 2 beers is enough. :rolleyes:

[dzerassa]

This is song by Vladimir Visotskiy about russian drunkers.

"Militseiskiy Protocol" means something like "Police report" or maybe girls can help with better translation

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[dzerassa]

me personally i love ossetian home made beer.
beer for ossetians has a sacral meaning, it has an importants place in ossetian epos - Nart sagas.
it must be on all weddings or big celebrations. with beer ossetians pray to the God.

[Hoopy]

it was always surprising for me how foreigners become drunk from just a beer.
i remember them in cyprus totally drunk and as they told me they were drinking just beer. russians need something much more strong like vodka to get drunk

"И что б нам было с пяти бутылок" :)Well it all depends on how much beer you drink and the quality of it.

Fook all that Sheep Piss. I want a beer that tastes good. I dont drink to get drunk--I drink coz I am thirsty
That beer requires sophisticated tastebuds and since you posted a pic of Heineken I can clearly see you don't possess that.

we all know how good russians are at controling their drink :p

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[krevedko]

Hoppy, I'm glad the Scottish are good at controlling their drink. :becky:
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Was that you in the video? ;)

[Gabbibo]

me personally i love ossetian home made beer.
beer for ossetians has a sacral meaning, it has an importants place in ossetian epos - Nart sagas.
it must be on all weddings or big celebrations. with beer ossetians pray to the God.



at home bier? Nonna, how they do this?
i dont like MD bier, has too much alcool

[Lucker]

General Tubby ,
I do not particularly enjoy supporting Hoppy totally and publicly but in this matter he is 100% right .
People and Countries can be defined by the Sports they play , the Beer they drink and other matters like quality of Coffee and Toilet Paper .
This is , therefore , a very serious Topic .
Sure , there is room in this world for bland tasteless mass produced lagers like Heineken . In the same way, there is a small place for the occasional taste of a Hot Dog and a Burger .
But to equate such things with style , taste , and quality is gross .
The difficulty is that a long period of drinking inferior drinks has bastardised your palate and conditioned your senses to the equivelent of masturbation rather than great two person sex .
Come out of your taste bud closet , Tubs ,

Learn about real drinks and a higher plane of life . It will take more than a few weeks but I think you need a vacation in Team GB and a taste bud make over .
Presently I drink 250 ml bottles of French brewed Abbey beer with an alcohol level of 8.9
What a taste and what a kick . And you don't have to drown your innards to have a good time !!!!!!!
Cheers

[IamKeenan]

Well Actually Ray-Weiser I might try that new Colombain Lager Lite. It is brewed with supercharged hopps and fermented with only the tastest of Coco leaves. They call it the 24/7 beer coz once you start drinking it you can't stop and you will never sleep. This sounds like my kind of ride. That way I can quench my thirst and keep up with you on Matters of the heart. :cheer2::drum:

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[Lucker]

You Drunken old fool .
You have upset Moddy just because you feel so silly supporting the joke ticket .

[IamKeenan]

You Drunken old fool .
You have upset Moddy just because you feel so silly supporting the joke ticket .

Joke Ticket?? Ha!! Speaking about jokes di you hear about the..... Ah nevermind I will tell ya in private!!:lol:

[dzerassa]

at home bier? Nonna, how they do this?
i dont like MD bier, has too much alcool

my aunt was explaining to me but i don't remember anything :)
actually it requires some talent. alcohol can vary in it, sometimes it can really make drunk, sometimes even kids can drink

[8bigwheels]

beer without vodka, or vodka without beer- waste of money....

if i drink, i start with beer as apperitive, and then it goes main meal:becky: and only then i can bee drunk!

and i think i could drink a keg of beer as i like it very much, but my stomack cant resist it:cool:

[Voobrazheniye]

beer without vodka, or vodka without beer- waste of money....

if i drink, i start with beer as apperitive, and then it goes main meal:becky: and only then i can bee drunk!

and i think i could drink a keg of beer as i like it very much, but my stomack cant resist it:cool:

So... honey, dear... what brands of beer and vodka would you like me to buy before you come home to visit little Pasha and Masha? We'll have a party, and after the kids have gone to sleep, I'll help you clean up. :becky:

[Lucker]

After Pasha and Masha comes Basha

[8bigwheels]

hubbi, we can have party everytime you want and even got drunk , then cleaning all nights long:becky: but when little pasha and masha and even basha:confused: near by, forget of parties ans especially ALCOHOLS:mad::p

[Sveta's Hero]

it was always surprising for me how foreigners become drunk from just a beer.
i remember them in cyprus totally drunk and as they told me they were drinking just beer. russians need something much more strong like vodka to get drunk

"И что б нам было с пяти бутылок" :)


Now that's something to be proud of:yo: