slkasop
09-24-2008, 02:55 AM
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET #12659, CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
I can see the humor in this. It's a wonder the judge wasn't rolling in the aisle...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, she complained to the driver, and he had the man
arrested.
The ca se came up in court: The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied,
'Well, Your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't
help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The
Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.' '
Then, she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' ... I just lost it!'
I can see the humor in this. It's a wonder the judge wasn't rolling in the aisle...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, she complained to the driver, and he had the man
arrested.
The ca se came up in court: The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied,
'Well, Your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't
help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The
Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.' '
Then, she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' ... I just lost it!'