The Ten Commandments For Pets

[IamKeenan]

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as Punishment. You have your work, your friends, your Entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you,and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if
something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I might have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me. Please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't Make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so. ALWAYS!:(

[Hoopy]

Thats not commandments,heres 10 for you

1)thou shall not piss on the carpet.
2)thou shall not fooking bite or scratch me
3)thou shall not annoy me by scratching at the fooking door
4)thou shall not covett thy neighbours prize spaniel (that ones specially for my old dog :lol:)
5)thou shall not get hairs all over my bed.
6)thou shall learn to fooking come when called
7)thou shall not piss on the video player(my old dog when it was a pup)
8)thou shall bite or scratch anyone you see with a Rangers top on.
9)thou shall do the same as above to any Englishman
10)thou shall obey all of the above or thou will become a furry football :D

[colomoda]

Thats not commandments,heres 10 for you

1)thou shall not piss on the carpet.
2)thou shall not fooking bite or scratch me
3)thou shall not annoy me by scratching at the fooking door
4)thou shall not covett thy neighbours prize spaniel (that ones specially for my old dog :lol:)
5)thou shall not get hairs all over my bed.
6)thou shall learn to fooking come when called
7)thou shall not piss on the video player(my old dog when it was a pup)
8)thou shall bite or scratch anyone you see with a Rangers top on.
9)thou shall do the same as above to any Englishman
10)thou shall obey all of the above or thou will become a furry football :D

Nothing about fleas :p

[colomoda]

:becky:

My mother's 2 Romanian cats now in England (Gucci + Coco). Feeding them everyday this week while my mother enjoys sunshine holiday in Greece. :becky:

[IamKeenan]

No Graham coz all the Fleas are on him!!!:lol:

[sunontheway]

Thats not commandments,heres 10 for you

1)thou shall not piss on the carpet.
2)thou shall not fooking bite or scratch me
3)thou shall not annoy me by scratching at the fooking door
4)thou shall not covett thy neighbours prize spaniel (that ones specially for my old dog :lol:)
5)thou shall not get hairs all over my bed.
6)thou shall learn to fooking come when called
7)thou shall not piss on the video player(my old dog when it was a pup)
8)thou shall bite or scratch anyone you see with a Rangers top on.
9)thou shall do the same as above to any Englishman
10)thou shall obey all of the above or thou will become a furry football :D


As my friend used to say: "Don't ever acquire hamsters... the first will die when it gnaws through a TV cable, the second you will kill yourself when it destroys your optical fibre cable to the net" :)

My dog bited off a mouse from my computer yestarday, little bastard. Just a little prank in comparison with what this puppy did for the last two weeks here.

[fbibob]

A man has been fined £400 for throwing his wife's cat out of the house for urinating in his briefcase.

Laura Marchesi set animal rights campaigners on husband Allessandro for putting her cat Ivano out on the balcony.

She contacted the Italian Animal and Environment Defence Association which found her lawyers specialising in similar cases.

Mrs Marchesi told them she had found the cat shivering with cold and hungry after spending the night trying to get back into their Parma apartment.

Now a court has ordered Mr Marchesi to pay his wife £400 for vets' expenses and emotional damage.

Mrs Marchesi said: "I am so pleased with all the help from the lawyers.

"I love my cat very, very much and what happened to it affected me deeply. It is only fair that I receive some compensation."

It is unclear what effect the row has had on the couple's relationship.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3020418.html?menu=news.quirkies

[statajack]

A man has been fined £400 for throwing his wife's cat out of the house for urinating in his briefcase.

Laura Marchesi set animal rights campaigners on husband Allessandro for putting her cat Ivano out on the balcony.

She contacted the Italian Animal and Environment Defence Association which found her lawyers specialising in similar cases.

Mrs Marchesi told them she had found the cat shivering with cold and hungry after spending the night trying to get back into their Parma apartment.

Now a court has ordered Mr Marchesi to pay his wife £400 for vets' expenses and emotional damage.

Mrs Marchesi said: "I am so pleased with all the help from the lawyers.

"I love my cat very, very much and what happened to it affected me deeply. It is only fair that I receive some compensation."

It is unclear what effect the row has had on the couple's relationship.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3020418.html?menu=news.quirkies

Unbelievable. Can't even put the cat out for the night without being sued. :becky: I hope the husband sued her for the cat urinating in his briefcase. You can never get rid of the awful smell of cat's piss.

[colomoda]

This Celtic man should have thought about where to place his briefcase. I am pleased with the Rangers wife for suing him :becky:

I wish someone who 'microwaved' cats go to jail for life - same as what they get for killing humans ..........