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zoroooo
09-22-2008, 01:50 PM
"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

IrmaMos
09-22-2008, 01:54 PM
God didnt tell u all the truth

He made men believe they are not dumb to let women manage men better

pavement23
09-22-2008, 01:57 PM
God didnt tell u all the truth

He made men believe they are not dumb to let women manage men better

And some women manage men better than others!

But do men need managing ALL the time?

alpine-frolic
09-22-2008, 02:29 PM
God is dumb because his recipe cannot run right.

IrmaMos
09-22-2008, 03:19 PM
And some women manage men better than others!

But do men need managing ALL the time?


yes, some species do need proper "all the time" managment , but if they have a manager their potential grows progressivly

some men believe they dont need, but they feel lonely and lost then, and still they look for someone who can manage them

pavement23
09-22-2008, 03:33 PM
yes, some species do need proper "all the time" managment , but if they have a manager their potential grows progressivly

some men believe they dont need, but they feel lonely and lost then, and still they look for someone who can manage them

In your mind, does this then make a man weak, if he needs management?

Is it wrong for a man to want the guidance and management of a strong minded lady?

I am interested to know how you see things, because as I know you are a very strong willed lady.

IrmaMos
09-22-2008, 05:42 PM
Thats not weakness , if man needs and accepts the leadership of smbd who is better organized, educated or just stronger in the field in which the man wants to succeed...it shows the strength ,shows that the man is not a coward pretending to be smth

for being weak, rebellions and losing control - which are weaknesses- the man should be punished, No one should feel not responsible for the faults he makes. Proper managment brings the lower creature to a higher level, and he(she) should appreciate that , and always reminded of responsibilities in case he wants to waste his master's energy or time with pointless and childish riots, which bring to the one who rebels nothing, but sorrows

Its hard to find the manager with good heart and honest mind, I must admitt...thats why people often сonfuse it with someone who uses and manipulates with the only aim to have benefits for himself using the weaker one

( Chapter 10, Encyclopedia about men)

fbibob
09-22-2008, 05:49 PM
God is dumb because his recipe cannot run right.


Don't blame God just because you can't stir the mix well enough.

Voobrazheniye
09-22-2008, 06:04 PM
So... one day Zorooo was walking along the North Sea coast of Flanders and God spoke to him:

"Lavuun, my child... you have been a righteous and good man, and I want to reward you for being so perfect. Just ask for anything and I will grant it to you."

Lavuun thought for a moment and said, "God, I would really like to visit my good friends Dan and Keenan in America, but I am afraid of flying. Could you build me a bridge from Spain to America so that I can drive there to visit my best buddies?"

And God then said to Lavuun, "Listen, you Belgian Waffle, do you realize what an undertaking it would be to build such a bridge? It would be thousands of miles long, it would require more concrete and steel than exists in the world to build the supports all the way to the bottom of the ocean. It really is too great a task, even for God. Do you have a second choice?"

Zorooo thought for a moment and said, "Okay, God. You know, I have always wanted to be able to understand women. Can you make it so that I will be able to understand them?"

God was silent for a moment. Then there was a thunderous reply... "So... Lavuun... would you like that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

saprosky
09-22-2008, 06:36 PM
So... one day Zorooo was walking along the North Sea coast of Flanders and God spoke to him:

"Lavuun, my child... you have been a righteous and good man, and I want to reward you for being so perfect. Just ask for anything and I will grant it to you."

Lavuun thought for a moment and said, "God, I would really like to visit my good friends Dan and Keenan in America, but I am afraid of flying. Could you build me a bridge from Spain to America so that I can drive there to visit my best buddies?"

And God then said to Lavuun, "Listen, you Belgian Waffle, do you realize what an undertaking it would be to build such a bridge? It would be thousands of miles long, it would require more concrete and steel than exists in the world to build the supports all the way to the bottom of the ocean. It really is too great a task, even for God. Do you have a second choice?"

Zorooo thought for a moment and said, "Okay, God. You know, I have always wanted to be able to understand women. Can you make it so that I will be able to understand them?"

God was silent for a moment. Then there was a thunderous reply... "So... Lavuun... would you like that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

Why from Spain ??? What we did for this punishment ?????

Build it from Belgium is shorter than from Spain. Even you could make 6 lanes for same price :p

fbibob
09-22-2008, 06:42 PM
Why from Spain ??? What we did for this punishment ?????

Build it from Belgium is shorter than from Spain. Even you could make 6 lanes for same price :p

The problem is that at least one of the ends of the bridge must be stable.

pavement23
09-22-2008, 06:52 PM
Thats not weakness , if man needs and accepts the leadership of smbd who is better organized, educated or just stronger in the field in which the man wants to succeed...it shows the strength ,shows that the man is not a coward pretending to be smth

for being weak, rebellions and losing control - which are weaknesses- the man should be punished, No one should feel not responsible for the faults he makes. Proper managment brings the lower creature to a higher level, and he(she) should appreciate that , and always reminded of responsibilities in case he wants to waste his master's energy or time with pointless and childish riots, which bring to the one who rebels nothing, but sorrows

Its hard to find the manager with good heart and honest mind, I must admitt...thats why people often сonfuse it with someone who uses and manipulates with the only aim to have benefits for himself using the weaker one

( Chapter 10, Encyclopedia about men)

I agree with some of the points you make here, it is always good to gain new skills and strengths from those who excel in the areas that one needs to improve in. To admit to weaknesses and to be open to advice shows strength of character.

But are showing emotions really a weakness? A person can be strong inside and still show their emotions. Though anger is an emotion that should be kept inside and channeled into more productive areas of ones life. Self improvement is something that we should strive for, to give 100% everyday in all that ones undertakes. That is something I was told by a very smart person.

Talking about masters? I thought we were talking about a lady guiding a man and improving him, not about total control and masters.

As for the managers, how would one tell the difference between the two???

Is control neccesary? Is not guidance, advice, mutual understanding not enough? I mean, surely the learning process works in both directions? We all develop and grow everyday of our lives. We all change from the lessons we have learnt yesterday.

Do you feel you learn anything from those around you?

pavement23
09-22-2008, 08:07 PM
Thats not weakness , if man needs and accepts the leadership of smbd who is better organized, educated or just stronger in the field in which the man wants to succeed...it shows the strength ,shows that the man is not a coward pretending to be smth

for being weak, rebellions and losing control - which are weaknesses- the man should be punished, No one should feel not responsible for the faults he makes. Proper managment brings the lower creature to a higher level, and he(she) should appreciate that , and always reminded of responsibilities in case he wants to waste his master's energy or time with pointless and childish riots, which bring to the one who rebels nothing, but sorrows

Its hard to find the manager with good heart and honest mind, I must admitt...thats why people often сonfuse it with someone who uses and manipulates with the only aim to have benefits for himself using the weaker one

( Chapter 10, Encyclopedia about men)

One last Question, do you ever think that, at some point, enough lessons have been learnt? Enough punishments and humilations received, that a man, no matter how submissive he may have been in the past, that he is able to stand alone?

Do you not think that there is a level of sorrows, that will break even the most devoted? A man can lose himself in these games, what starts as fun can get carried away, giving more and more of himself, and if the lady(master) is smart, she will break down his ego over time, convince him, that he is incapable to even do the most basic task without her overseeing things?

I see the phycology of a master/sub role is very interesting. I think sometimes the dependance can work in both directions, there is a trust build up over time, that can be difficult to break and it is the Dominant personality who believes they are the only one who can have any control and power or where things go or how they will end.

zoroooo
09-22-2008, 08:10 PM
god asked me twenty fiv years ago...Lavuun why are the russian not invading Belgium..

I anwerred god:" They are not sure where the belgium army is.":becky:


when I was in the army an american soldier asked me :why do your tanks have 2 gears to go and 4 gears back...

I say to him its top secret but ist to retreath faster when the russian atacks.


zorozoro

IamKeenan
09-23-2008, 05:21 AM
So... one day Zorooo was walking along the North Sea coast of Flanders and God spoke to him:

"Lavuun, my child... you have been a righteous and good man, and I want to reward you for being so perfect. Just ask for anything and I will grant it to you."

Lavuun thought for a moment and said, "God, I would really like to visit my good friends Dan and Keenan in America, but I am afraid of flying. Could you build me a bridge from Spain to America so that I can drive there to visit my best buddies?"

And God then said to Lavuun, "Listen, you Belgian Waffle, do you realize what an undertaking it would be to build such a bridge? It would be thousands of miles long, it would require more concrete and steel than exists in the world to build the supports all the way to the bottom of the ocean. It really is too great a task, even for God. Do you have a second choice?"

Zorooo thought for a moment and said, "Okay, God. You know, I have always wanted to be able to understand women. Can you make it so that I will be able to understand them?"

God was silent for a moment. Then there was a thunderous reply... "So... Lavuun... would you like that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

hnahahahaha. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


But actually Dan and I dont want his sorry butt over here, we are afraid he would stay!!!

brown-raider
09-23-2008, 05:24 AM
god asked me twenty fiv years ago...Lavuun why are the russian not invading Belgium..

I anwerred god:" They are not sure where the belgium army is.":becky:


when I was in the army an american soldier asked me :why do your tanks have 2 gears to go and 4 gears back...

I say to him its top secret but ist to retreath faster when the russian atacks.


zorozoroluvuun, I will except this as gospell...:lol:

brown-raider
09-23-2008, 05:35 AM
In your mind, does this then make a man weak, if he needs management?

Is it wrong for a man to want the guidance and management of a strong minded lady?

I am interested to know how you see things, because as I know you are a very strong willed lady.do you believe a fox should sleep in the hen house... there are men that also manage some women... better known as pimps....
only weak men need somebody shot calling him...
a man should be able to stand on his own two feet, make his own decisions before a woman even comes into his life.. a wife is supposed to be a man's help mate not manager, it's not manly to be henpecked... I am married and my wife and I support , love and help each other, she is not my manager nor does she want to be..
strong willed women love to have a puppet around to pull his strings..:yo: