AAA!!! Robots are already among us!

[krevedko]

I've just had an undisputable proof that the machines have already started conquering the mankind! Artificial intelligence chips have been embedded into the brains of earthlings unfortunate enough not to have intelligence of their own.

I've just had a talk with a live robot. I called a kids development center in order to find out about their swimming lessons for little brats.

- Hello, could you pls tell me about your swimming courses for little hellspawns?

- Welcome to our Super Duper Development Center for Little Hellspawns! Our Super Duper Development Center for Little Hellspawns offers a great variety of superdy duperdy development programs, such as, speach development, drawing, learning foreign lanuages, including Assembler, Java, C++, etc etc etc (5 minitues listening to BS and starting to PMSL) and (AHA!) swimming.

-Yes thank you. Cant be bothered about the rest, so could you pls tell me about swimming, considering that that has been my original query. I want to know how many times a week, at what time, and how much.

- Our Super Duper Development Center for Little Hellspawns offers unique swimming courses. During the lesson the child learns to float, swim, get into and outa water with style, and make jacuzzi without using any elaborate mechanical devices. We believe in letting the nature take its course, and that is the basis of our phylosophy and pedogogical approach.

- How many times a week, at what time, how much? (at this point I already stop trying to conceal my laughter)

- Also during the leson the kids will be playing with different objects and doing aqua-aerobics. So our Super Duper Development Center for Little Hellspawns offers not just swimming lessons, but a special development course that takes place in water!

AAAARRRRRHHHHH!!!!! Where's Neo when you need one? The Matrix has won!
We remainder of the ppl whose brain hasn't been chipped yet need to unite and ......


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[statajack]

The machine you were speaking to sounds just like a politician.

You never get a direct answer to your question. :cool:

[krevedko]

The machine you were speaking to sounds just like a politician.

You never get a direct answer to your question. :cool:

When I was finally quoted the price I understood why it has been done in such a backward way: the operator was just preparing me for the shock. It's not just an arm and leg that it would cost me to enlist CLM there. In fact I would need to sell half of my organs to be able to afford that. And I just want to teach my kid swimming :mad:

Obviously I will have to wait till summer, then just through her into a river and see if she is talented enough to make it.

[statajack]

Is this development centre a private or public operation?

[krevedko]

a private one. they position themselves as a development club, so they demand an initial payment of about $100. For this money you get some brochure and one free lesson - in the freaking dev't centre - not in the pool :mad: and then you pay additional riduculous amount of dineros for swimming. so as you might have guessed, they are definitely not gonna be my choice, and i keep searching for other possibilities.

[statajack]

It would be interesting to know if they have an all-in annual subscription charge.

My guess is, you wouldn't get much change out of $1,000. Sounds about par for the course for private health centres.

[krevedko]

Don't know, and not sure i want to know.

Like I said the only thing I want is to have my little delirious daughter who has lately been claiming that she was a Ryba-Akula (shark fish) and trying to bite my hand off every time i was washing her in the bath, take swimming lessons, cause i think she's gonna enjoy it a lot.

[Hoopy]

Do I get to choose what organs you sell? :rolleyes:

It better not be CLM's mouth organ you sell:mad:

Maybe you can sell the rat to a lab for experiments although I don't think they'd do anything CLM or you hasn't already done to him:p

P.S how is the mutt? Keeping my bed warm for me?

[krevedko]

Maybe you can sell the rat to a lab for experiments although I don't think they'd do anything CLM or you hasn't already done to him:p


yeah right blame it on CLM. as if it was her who used finger paints to write "CSKA" on the poor rat's back

[Hoopy]

Someone painted him!!!! :eek: When? where? how?

Prove it.:p

[krevedko]

Someone painted him!!!! :eek: When? where? how?

Prove it.:p

Here's a pic of him crying himself to sleep after you humiliated him. Painting CSKA on his back immediately after they lost to ManU was a bad and cruel idea.

9596

Hoopy behave! Not a word about the beaver lying next to Bony :becky:

[colomoda]

I've just had an undisputable (Blah) in your dreams.

Future xmas gift for Hoopy: Will this robot be better than any real dolls ? :lol:

[krevedko]

Future xmas gift for Hoopy: Will this robot be better than any real dolls ? :lol:

You tell me from your own vast experience - are those rubber dolls as fun as they say they are? Or are hi-tech solutions better?