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CurlyDarling
10-15-2009, 11:06 AM
Lately dozens of reports come from Israel saying that a mermaid-like creature was seen near the town of Kiryat Yam in the Haifa Bay. Witnesses say that it looks like a young girl with a fish tail. The creature usually appears at sunset, performs various tricks and disappears in the sea.

The town’s Mayor Office offered 1$ million for the evidence of the creature’s existence. An original photo would be sufficient to receive the money.

First sightings of mermaids or mermaid-like creatures appeared a long time ago. In old times people used to say that mermaids enticed strangers to come into the water and drown; that they made people hallucinate; and that mermaids helped those they liked and destroyed those they didn’t like.

Supposedly, mermaids can be seen on a moonlit night when they play in the water and laugh. They say that some nights mermaids turn into regular young women, get out of the water and dance.

There is a story that one of the residents of the Transdniestr region, while fishing, found a woman with a fish tail on the sand. The woman was approximately 5 feet tall, white, with greenish weed-like hair, a beautiful face and eyes without pupils. The guy took the mermaid to his house where she died shortly. After that the man began experiencing hallucinations.

The man’s neighbors also saw the dead mermaid in his house. Two days later the fisherman buried her in the woods, and his hallucinations stopped.

A few years ago a resident of Saint Petersburg, Florida, found a weird dead creature on a remote beach. The mermaid’s body (the man was convinced it was a mermaid) was sold at an online auction for $1,550.

Advertising his lot, the man said that the creature was most likely a link between fish and mammals. It probably died trapped in toxic seaweed.

One of the website visitors mentioned that the monster was simply a sculpture made by an American artist Juan Cabana of a real fish skeleton and fish scales.

Another evidence of mermaids’ existence was provided by a Russian singer Vyacheslav Yeskov. While fishing with his friend in Belarus, Yeskov caught something extremely large. He was expecting to see a big fish but couldn’t drag it out of the water. With the help of his friend he managed to get it out of the water for a second. However, it wasn’t a fish but a half-fish, half-human creature about 5 feet long. The fishermen didn’t get a chance to take a good look at it since they fell out of the boat.

The issue of mermaids’ existence remains open. They might be some unknown creatures that people mistake for mermaids. Maybe sooner or later the puzzle will be solved. Now the residents of the Israeli town rush to the beach with their cameras every night in the hope of taking a picture and winning the prize. However, journalists think that the fuss about the phenomenon is only a PR trick designed to attract tourists.

Margarita Troitsina
Yoki.Ru

Sniffer
10-15-2009, 01:42 PM
Supposedly, mermaids can be seen on a moonlit night when they play in the water and laugh. They say that some nights mermaids turn into regular young women, get out of the water and dance.


I remember it was same in LL.
You can see some mermaids, generally in the moonlight shadow.
They send you some emails saying you are beautiful and would like to get acqainted with you.
They are incredibly beautiful.
But this is just hallucination.
The day after they disappeared, their ID too...

pouffe
10-15-2009, 04:12 PM
After some hours out of the sea, they smell too much badly, really, not for me.

Lucker
10-15-2009, 05:12 PM
I often think that the reason so many women like Dolphins is that they bear more than a passing resemblance to them .

elane-ellie
10-15-2009, 07:55 PM
Who said it was a mermaid? That eternal human's tendency to all misterious... :cool:
Perhaps just Huzbullah secret agents were playing in Mediterranean waters..:rolleyes:

Sniffer
10-15-2009, 08:08 PM
And the famous song of Mermaids nothing more than a powerful "Allah Akbar"?!! :confused:

You break the myth Elane :(

elane-ellie
10-15-2009, 08:32 PM
Dear Sniffer,
Never want to take the charming marvellous illusions away.. :noidea:
Would you feel better if I suggest those were drunk Russian tourists then? :hmm: No? What? You say I break the fragile dream again? :confused:

Every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you. Including mermaids. They exist if you believe in them. And no one, me in particular, cannot destroy the enchantment which your dream brings to you.;)

Sniffer
10-15-2009, 08:37 PM
Inch'Allah!
Thank you Doctor.
:)

elane-ellie
10-16-2009, 11:29 AM
Inch'Allah!
Thank you Doctor.
:)


בבקשה (Bevakasha) עללאדבר (Al Lo Davar) ;):becky:

krevedko
10-16-2009, 12:27 PM
Two guys are sitting in a boat fishing. One of them catches a mermaid. He turns her in his hands to have a better look and then throws her back into water.
The other guy: "Why?"
The first guy: "But how?"



The moral of the story:




What the f*ck is wrong with oral? I think I'll go and ask Hoopy.

pouffe
10-16-2009, 04:00 PM
I had bet that the sound of the waves, the smell of the salt and the wet arena could attract you!

krevedko
10-16-2009, 05:57 PM
So how much did you win on that bet? Pls send my half to: Krevedko, Secret KGB Dungeon, Moskva, Mother Russia.

bobbyd
10-16-2009, 08:31 PM
have to ask the question:

1. Would you prefer a mermaid with her upper body being a beautiful face and breasts

or

2. beautiful lower body with a fish face.

Sniffer
10-16-2009, 09:05 PM
have to ask the question:

1. Would you prefer a mermaid with her upper body being a beautiful face and breasts

or

2. beautiful lower body with a fish face.



Bobby, good question.
I prefer number 2.
It was me!!! Me and my Princess.
When i embrace her, looking at her so beautiful body for my normal face in the mirror ;)

elane-ellie
10-16-2009, 10:57 PM
Magie de inconnaissable.. magic of our imagination.. it is perhaps the strongests magic thing on the earth

v-zTfaY1lwI

Hoopy
10-17-2009, 03:05 PM
have to ask the question:

1. Would you prefer a mermaid with her upper body being a beautiful face and breasts

or

2. beautiful lower body with a fish face.Can I have her with tail from knees down and a fish head?

http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/reverse-mermaid.jpg

krevedko
10-17-2009, 09:16 PM
Can I have her with tail from knees down and a fish head?

No. Because there are no dogs, and it's dark at night.