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snow_flake
09-20-2008, 06:10 PM
http://camels.evilsun.org/index.php

How many camels is my girlfriend worth? Question u have to fill out :

how old is she?
how much does she weigh? (kilos)
what about hair color?
what's her hairstyle?
what's her spirit?
how many times a week do you do it?
what does she do?
how is she in the kitchen?

I did a objective blind test here, and choosed Krevedko as target - hope i am forgiven :becky:

well, her value is more or less 32 camels, 7 goats and 0 sheep:yo:

alenika
09-20-2008, 06:22 PM
Now.. who has got 32 camels and 7 goats???

alpine-frolic
09-20-2008, 06:31 PM
Now.. who has got 32 camels and 7 goats???

no! you are only 41 camels , o goats and o sheeps.

krevedko
09-20-2008, 06:54 PM
:eek::eek::eek:

Why meeeeeeee?????????????
Oh, and out of curiosity, what answers did you give to the questions
- how many times a week do you do it?
- how is she in the kitchen?
?


Anyway, if one's got to select between a camel and me, I'd suggest he go for a camel. They have a much better temper. :becky:

krevedko
09-20-2008, 07:07 PM
It's a good thing the girls are measured in camels and not in sheep, cause some guys here would find the idea of trading sheep for girls really apalling. :becky:
:flock::flock::flock::flock::flock::flock::flock:

huney
09-20-2008, 07:15 PM
It's a good thing the girls are measured in camels and not in sheep, cause some guys here would find the idea of trading sheep for girls really apalling. :becky:
:flock::flock::flock::flock::flock::flock::flock:

Certainly you would not be referring to a our green ink addict! I'd heard he'd been checked into the clinic again, poor thing. ;)

snow_flake
09-20-2008, 07:30 PM
It's a good thing the girls are measured in camels and not in sheep, cause some guys here would find the idea of trading sheep for girls really apalling. :becky:
:flock::flock::flock::flock::flock::flock::flock:


You forgot about the goats:p

Voobrazheniye
09-20-2008, 07:31 PM
Certainly you would not be referring to a our green ink addict! I'd heard he'd been checked into the clinic again, poor thing. ;)

That was really a baaaaaad thing to say.:lol:

snow_flake
09-20-2008, 07:32 PM
:eek::eek::eek:

Why meeeeeeee?????????????
Oh, and out of curiosity, what answers did you give to the questions
- how many times a week do you do it?
- how is she in the kitchen? :becky:

Full score in week :becky:

But since u obviously sit in front of computer/laptop all day - i had to be OBJECTIVE about kitchen:becky:

huney
09-20-2008, 07:33 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

snow_flake
09-20-2008, 07:33 PM
That was really a baaaaaad thing to say.:lol:

Not here:becky:

Lucky
09-20-2008, 07:34 PM
i am priceless:neener:

Hoopy
09-20-2008, 07:37 PM
Baaaaaaaaastards :p

krevedko
09-20-2008, 07:40 PM
Baaaaaaaaastards :p

So I take it, tonight you and your favourite sheep decided to do some role playing and reversed roles? ;)

Lady_An
09-20-2008, 07:48 PM
46 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep. Anybody wants to trade?

snow_flake
09-20-2008, 08:14 PM
46 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep. Anybody wants to trade?


I have 22 camels, 11 goats, 7 sheep and 1 rabbit left. Who can i get?:confused:

statajack
09-20-2008, 08:18 PM
I sold all my mammals to buy some goldfish futures. There was a market rush at one point, but it flattened out just before I could trade out.

So I've got 3 tons of goldfish in a lake. Anybody game? :rolleyes:

Lonewolf74
09-20-2008, 08:26 PM
So... what about those who have no gfriend...no mammals...no nothing??
Guess i wouldnt go far in Morocco.... :(

krevedko
09-20-2008, 08:30 PM
I sold all my mammals to buy some goldfish futures. There was a market rush at one point, but it flattened out just before I could trade out.

So I've got 3 tons of goldfish in a lake. Anybody game? :rolleyes:

If each of them grants 3 wishes, I'm ready to sit down at the negotiating table. ;)

If they don't have this ability, I might still consider your offer as I'm a sucker for sushi )))

Lucky
09-20-2008, 08:30 PM
its funny... interesting and a bit...hmmmm wild... how men long time ago could buy a woman... for camel... goat... or sheep :llama::flock::Laie_42::)) or gold and money.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... unbelievable:eek:
i wonder :rolleyes: how much would u guys gave for woman u like to get her if ud live at those times :rolleyes: and what... :rolleyes:
lets see how greedy u are :biggrin1::Connie-JC_window::cheer2:

Lucky
09-20-2008, 08:34 PM
i am priceless:neener:

oh... i hope i translated the russian word бесценный correct :eek:

snow_flake
09-20-2008, 08:35 PM
its funny... interesting and a bit...hmmmm wild... how men long time ago could buy a woman... for camel... goat... or sheep :llama::flock::Laie_42::)) or gold and money.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... unbelievable:eek:
i wonder :rolleyes: how much would u guys gave for woman u like to get her if ud live at those times :rolleyes: and what... :rolleyes:
lets see how greedy u are :biggrin1::Connie-JC_window::cheer2: I would give an anti cold cure:becky:

statajack
09-20-2008, 08:46 PM
If each of them grants 3 wishes, I'm ready to sit down at the negotiating table. ;)

If they don't have this ability, I might still consider your offer as I'm a sucker for sushi )))


Aaagghhhhh!! Now THAT'S where I've been going wrong. The way to trap a woman's heart............. fish !! :kuku:

I'd better get working. :fish2:

zoroooo
09-20-2008, 09:15 PM
http://camels.evilsun.org/index.php

How many camels is my girlfriend worth? Question u have to fill out :

how old is she?
how much does she weigh? (kilos)
what about hair color?
what's her hairstyle?
what's her spirit?
how many times a week do you do it?
what does she do?
how is she in the kitchen?

I did a objective blind test here, and choosed Krevedko as target - hope i am forgiven :becky:

well, her value is more or less 32 camels, 7 goats and 0 sheep:yo:

for a camel website they should have the HAREM option.....Untill I cant usse .


zorozooro:becky::becky::becky::becky:

snow_flake
09-20-2008, 09:18 PM
for a camel website they should have the HAREM option.....Untill I cant usse .


zorozooro:becky::becky::becky::becky:

No problems. About 40 camels for average woman - -or 150 sheep. So u better sell your hammock and put money into camels :D

Lucky
09-20-2008, 09:29 PM
I would give an anti cold cure:becky:

can u share a recipe ;)

Crushik
09-20-2008, 09:31 PM
Is there the same test about men? :p :lol:

snow_flake
09-20-2008, 09:32 PM
can u share a recipe ;)
In here?:eek:

Lucky
09-20-2008, 09:41 PM
In here?:eek:

u scare me :eek:
what recipe cure u meant :behindsofa:

Landia
09-20-2008, 11:56 PM
i got 56 camels and something around 30 goats and 0 sheeps:D

alenika
09-21-2008, 07:02 AM
for a camel website they should have the HAREM option.....Untill I cant usse .


zorozooro:becky::becky::becky::becky: Do you have at least one camel to start thinking about getting at least one wife :becky:

alpine-frolic
09-21-2008, 10:56 AM
I have 22 camels, 11 goats, 7 sheep and 1 rabbit left. Who can i get?:confused:
If you add Krevedko you can have Lady An and you''ll keep enough camels for a trip to the pyramids.

alpine-frolic
09-21-2008, 10:58 AM
Let the stock market, , enter the new exchange market!

krevedko
09-21-2008, 11:00 AM
If you add Krevedko you can have Lady An and you''ll keep enough camels for a trip to the pyramids.

:megalol: :becky::becky:

alpine-frolic
09-21-2008, 12:26 PM
i got 56 camels and something around 30 goats and 0 sheeps:D

Wait for me until next births in spring 2009.

snow_flake
09-21-2008, 04:40 PM
If you add Krevedko you can have Lady An and you''ll keep enough camels for a trip to the pyramids. An splendid idea in fact - i have always wanted to see pyramids but never figured out to travel:Elffy_32:. BUth i have big problem to choose between these ladies:frusty: , both seems high qualified in different way of skills to be my company. I dont want them to start duel :fencing: about me:rolleyes: - so what to do??????? I feel very lucky i am at a dating site just now - because here i know there are many problems solvers:fish: and experts to link people together:ballchain:

brown-raider
09-21-2008, 09:05 PM
there sould be a camel back guarantee in case your new aquired wife/girlfriend ends up acting like an old goat....:becky::lol:

1amongmany
09-22-2008, 07:08 AM
maybe you ladies would feel better if you knew the worth of a camel.....

DUBAI'S crown prince has bought a camel for a record $2.9 million during a desert festival in the emirate of Abu Dhabi.

Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, the son of Dubai's ruler, Sheikh Mohammed, and his heir apparent, bought 16 camels for $4.8 million during a camel beauty pageant taking place during a desert carnival that aims to preserve the nomadic way of life in the oil-rich Gulf.

snow_flake
09-22-2008, 08:07 AM
maybe you ladies would feel better if you knew the worth of a camel.....

DUBAI'S crown prince has bought a camel for a record $2.9 million during a desert festival in the emirate of Abu Dhabi.

Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, the son of Dubai's ruler, Sheikh Mohammed, and his heir apparent, bought 16 camels for $4.8 million during a camel beauty pageant taking place during a desert carnival that aims to preserve the nomadic way of life in the oil-rich Gulf.

But we talk about average women here dont we?:becky::rolleyes: So what do a average camel cost?

1amongmany
09-22-2008, 09:44 AM
But we talk about average women here dont we?:becky::rolleyes: So what do a average camel cost?

you might get slapped calling a woman 'average'

Lady_An
09-22-2008, 10:40 AM
i have big problem to choose between these ladies:frusty:

If in doubt, keep the camels!

Lucker
09-22-2008, 03:19 PM
you might get slapped calling a woman 'average'

You are too sensitive , my friend .
Such a remark shows respect .
There was no mention of other characteristics like stupid , fat or ugly -- characteristics which many Americans , for example , love .They also love " average"








:faint::faint:

1amongmany
09-22-2008, 05:24 PM
You are too sensitive , my friend .
Such a remark shows respect .
There was no mention of other characteristics like stupid , fat or ugly -- characteristics which many Americans , for example , love .They also love " average"

:faint::faint:

umm.......riiight

momono
09-22-2008, 08:46 PM
76 camels 8 goats 9 sheep :rolleyes:



DUBAI'S crown prince has bought a camel for a record $2.9 million during a desert festival in the emirate of Abu Dhabi.



Oh man, who's got that much money?! :JC_OMG_sign: