Guess what I did today ?

[jimsan]

So off I go to the Supermarket and select everything I need and when my trolley is loaded I go to the check-out.

And then discover I have no money with me !!!!!

I cannot even begin to describe my embarrassment.

:eek:

[Voobrazheniye]

So off I go to the Supermarket and select everything I need and when my trolley is loaded I go to the check-out.

And then discover I have no money with me !!!!!

I cannot even begin to describe my embarrassment.

:eek:

"Trolley"???

This would be the same as a shopping cart?

[Hoopy]

Didn't know you needed money to go shoplifting :lol:

[Lucker]

Don't you carry a gun ?

[Voobrazheniye]

Don't you carry a gun ?

Are they allowed to carry guns in Scotland??

[Sveta's Hero]

Are they allowed to carry guns in Scotland??


No, they carry golf clubs.:becky:

[statajack]

No, they carry golf clubs.:becky:

And cabers.

[Lucker]

And can't use either because they usually fall over when they swing due to being Scotched .
Jimbo carries a gun because it is law . There are so many bus passenger kidnappers out in the hills that something had to be done .

[jimsan]

It's true...........I do have a large weapon.

:lol:

[jimsan]

And I'm not afraid to use it..............:lol::lol::lol:

[krevedko]

It's true...........I do have a large weapon.

:lol:

Really? Do tell! Is it often that you have to threaten passenger kidnappers with it?

[jimsan]

They see the large bulge and that's enough to scare 'em off !!!

[statajack]

I'm not surprised you scare 'em off with a telegraph pole in your pocket. :becky:

[jimsan]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Lonewolf74]

Its a thazer gun.....he already admited it in an old post....when a passenger misbehaves they thaze him till he passes out...then throw him off at some bridge... :becky:

[Lucky]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: