Morning Sex

[ashytoo]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'

[Lady_An]

I've always prefered eggs hard-boiled :rolleyes:

[beezneesman]

I've always prefered eggs hard-boiled :rolleyes:

Some women are just sooooo demanding! :)

[Sveta's Hero]

Do eggs cook in 30 seconds???:D

[krevedko]

I've always prefered eggs hard-boiled :rolleyes:

3 mins only??? :(

I normally prefer a light breakfast, but in the circustances described above I'd put a turkey in the oven :P

[Voobrazheniye]

Do eggs cook in 30 seconds???:D

Are you talking about Scottish eggs?

[Lady_An]

Some women are just sooooo demanding! :)

Some of them can afford to be :cool:

[Sveta's Hero]

Are you talking about Scottish eggs?


Haggis lay eggs??:eek:

[ashytoo]

Haggis lay eggs??:eek:


The lowland variety do

[Lucky]

it was such a nice beginning :inlove: morning sex in the kitchen table :Laie_93:
but the end was just great :JC-goalie: u made me laugh :rolling:

anyway id gave an advise in such situation to a man - not to buy an egg timer:rolleyes: at least in this case he can get some luck :eyebrows::kuku:

[Sveta's Hero]

The lowland variety do

I suppose they lay rotten green eggs:eek::becky:

[beezneesman]

Do eggs cook in 30 seconds???:D

Stop boasting with all this 30 seconds talk! ;)

[Sveta's Hero]

Stop boasting with all this 30 seconds talk! ;)

Ok ok, but you know how we men must try to show our macho in front of the ladies.:p:becky:

[Lucker]

Been mourning sex for years .

[vitashenka]

Am i along who prefer early morning for sleeping? 448

[Sveta's Hero]

Am i along who prefer early morning for sleeping? 448

You don't like eggs?:becky:

[vitashenka]

You don't like eggs?:becky:

I dont eat eggs in the morning :becky: coffe wit milk or tea iwth piece of pie and fruits 449

[1amongmany]

its not about quantity but QUALITY ;)

[Hoopy]

What's sex?:confused:
So how do ladies like their eggs in the morning anyway?fertilized :banplease:

[fbibob]

its not about quantity but QUALITY ;)



Ok, so if you don't have quantity or quality, what do you hope for?

[Hoopy]

Ok, so if you don't have quantity or quality, what do you hope for?

A fugly bird who's glad of anything :brick:

[Lady_An]

Then you hope for your own hand for boiling eggs..

[Lonewolf74]

Then you hope for your own hand for boiling eggs..

ROFL :rofl::rofl::rofl: start scrambling eggs scotsman :lol:

V

[1amongmany]

Ok, so if you don't have quantity or quality, what do you hope for?

i hope she is a good conversationist :becky:

[statajack]

Ok, so if you don't have quantity or quality, what do you hope for?

A new calculator. :doh:

[kompukovboichik]

3 mins only??? :(

I normally prefer a light breakfast, but in the circustances described above I'd put a turkey in the oven :P

why not go all out chinese style and go for thousand year old eggs? :lol: ;) :yo: