I believe (insert funny thought here)

[Calgary1966]

I was sitting in a pub with some friends the other night and we played a game called "I believe"

What you need to do is start with the words I believe and then add some kind of thought to it:

Such as: I believe a best friend will help you hide the body!!!
I believe he who smelt it dealt it!!!
I believe my taxes are too high and my expectations are too low!!!
I believe I am going to be hung over REAL bad tomorow!!!!
I believe my ex wife is out to get me!!! ( Ted, my best friend)
I believe that you are paranoid and we're ALL out to get you!! (me)

[Hoopy]

I believe you need your head looked at:crazy:

[_vl_]

I believe I have very bad sence of humor to play this game.
Sourire sans raison est un symptome de maladie mentale:lollol:

[Sveta's Hero]

I believe I can fly
I believ I can touch the sky
:plane::D

[Calgary1966]

I believe you should never kick an ass today that you might have to kiss tomorrow

[Voobrazheniye]

Why, yes! I believe I WILL have another beer.:givemebeer:

[Sveta's Hero]

I believe Ramon will not come here, because he can't figure out how to do it.:sos::doh::D