View Full Version : Urgent warning for all Ukrainian citizens !!!
jimsan
07-01-2009, 10:33 PM
May God have mercy on the poor souls of Ukraine.
On Friday 3rd July two Glasgow guys will arrive there.
Look out people..........here we come !!
:lol::lol:
Hoopy
07-01-2009, 10:48 PM
What you taking with you Jim, LD or buckfast? I'm going for the upmarket collection and taking LD :lol:
Hoopy
07-01-2009, 10:51 PM
To help locals understand us (http://glasgow.gmdesign.org.uk/)
snow_flake
07-02-2009, 02:39 AM
To help locals understand us (http://glasgow.gmdesign.org.uk/)
Main word in your vocalubar is missing at the list :eek:
So how will u be able to spell 3 fooking words after each other so then so locals know its u then?:confused:
tarras bulba
07-02-2009, 09:13 AM
is this a fooking trip or a fooking trip?:becky:
dr strangelove
tarras bulba
07-02-2009, 09:19 AM
warning thoose are waiting for you.what a heavy file to load up.
Sarah
07-02-2009, 09:35 AM
Bublik,
again you are jealous and envious... Very Belgian!
tarras bulba
07-02-2009, 10:08 AM
sarah send me a foto of your daughter:yield:
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Sarah
07-02-2009, 10:23 AM
Bublik, if I had a daughter, I am sure her genetics would be as healthy as mine - it means no gerontophilia in our family!
tarras bulba
07-02-2009, 11:25 AM
OOOOOOnow you start to trow with nice words.
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saprosky
07-02-2009, 12:58 PM
To help locals understand us (http://glasgow.gmdesign.org.uk/)
Its good to know I am not the only one dont understand the northern britons :becky:
don_pedro
07-02-2009, 01:07 PM
What you taking with you Jim, LD or buckfast? I'm going for the upmarket collection and taking LD :lol:
Buckfast, a get-pissed-quick drink? Fooksake, are ya calling Jim a Ned?:becky:
jimsan
07-02-2009, 03:31 PM
I'm a quality drinker..........never touch Buckie unless it is mixed with a vintage cider.
:lol:
Calibret
07-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Well I thought the Ukrainians were more careful
about who they let into the country.
But if you do get in try to stop by and see what
happened to Lucky28 in Lviv.
Gabbibo
07-02-2009, 05:29 PM
But if you do get in try to stop by and see what
happened to Lucky28 in Lviv.
:confused: what happened with Ivanka?
by the way, where is she?
snow_flake
07-02-2009, 06:23 PM
Instead of discussing beer i am more interested if two of u will get commited under your stay and with whom:lol:
Maybe we can make a poll?
1. Will both Jim and Martin ask the lucky one??? to marry him ( yes / no )
2. Will their beloved ones answer ( yes / no )
3. Why will the answer be no ?
........they drank to much beer
........they talked to much football
........Because Jim and martin fell in love with each others?
4. bla bla bla
Saproski, i count into your skills making polls here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smokin:
snow_flake
07-02-2009, 06:25 PM
:confused: what happened with Ivanka?
by the way, where is she?
She is alive at least, i see she was online some days ago
Calibret
07-03-2009, 01:01 PM
She is alive at least, i see she was online some days ago
I've noticed that she has a tendency to disappear
for months without saying a word or goodbye to
anyone.
Lucker
07-03-2009, 02:38 PM
That's because she is in love with you but you repeatedly sperm her . Or is it the Spurn Whale ?
Calibret
07-04-2009, 05:03 PM
Yea, it's the Spurn Whale Ray.
Lucker
07-04-2009, 08:16 PM
Tell her that you want to give her a new hair style and you want to S perm her .
She will be over the moon and love will blossom .
Lviv in fact will blossom
Shadow-off
07-06-2009, 01:51 AM
Wait until I come to Ukraine :becky:
Sarah
07-06-2009, 05:42 AM
It is getting more and more funny here and I feel I am missing something... may be I also need to go to Ukraine and to be a sex-tourist for a while???
Shadow-off
07-08-2009, 12:35 PM
What is you're definition of a sex tourist ?
Sarah
07-08-2009, 03:49 PM
Chris... don't you know??? I pick several Ukrainian guys in the Internet, tell them that I am coming for a couple of days (though coming for 2 weeks), make a proper schedule, and then arrive kind of on a white horse to the first one. We spend a couple of days together (including some cultural entertainments), I buy them beer and some cheap bells and whistles, and in 2 days I tenderly kiss them good-buy (because it is time to see the next prey), promising to come back soon and to merry them. They of course cry and trust me in the morning... and then they dream about a better life I can create for them, but these dreams disappear slowly as the time flies and I am not coming back... etc.
This is what I call sex-tourism.
Actually, if I like some of them, I will stay in a longer contact - promising, promising, promising and getting some web-cam sex in return (say you do not know what I mean).
It is fun!
Koshka
07-10-2009, 09:47 AM
May God have mercy on the poor souls of Ukraine.
On Friday 3rd July two Glasgow guys will arrive there.
Look out people..........here we come !!
:lol::lol:
Ukrainians are very glad to see you
http://pit.dirty.ru/dirty/1/2009/07/10/22917-121508-21f77d7b601ffe7c345aa65d46486fef.jpg
hannah
07-10-2009, 03:05 PM
May God have mercy on the poor souls of Ukraine.
On Friday 3rd July two Glasgow guys will arrive there.
Look out people..........here we come !!
:lol::lol:hope they are still alive ,those two poor, unlucky guys..pity for them:rolleyes::lol: