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CurlyDarling
05-28-2009, 08:30 PM
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The exposition of the rising star of German arts, Jonathan Meese, has recently opened in Moscow. The artist's work has already shocked residents of Berlin and Hamburg, who did not miss their chances to become familiar with Mr. Meese's very unusual artistic view of the world. However, three wealthiest Russian citizens have expressed their wish to purchase several paintings and sculptures of the German artist for their home collections, Express Gazeta wrote.

When the “Dr.Dracula” show opened its doors for Moscow visitors, it attracted women's attention first. Jonathan Meese's paintings and sculptures depict weird creatures with one-meter-long and salami-thick erect penises. A 500-kilo bronze statue is one of the most impressive exhibits at the show. The statue, entitled Propagandist, bears some resemblance to a devilish being carrying a bag of gold in its hand. The statue personifies a modern oligarch, the artist said. However, instead of making a winged or a horned devil, the German artist decided to equip his creation with outrageously large phalluses. Furthermore, there are six testicles hanging down underneath the huge reproductive organs: the artist apparently intended to emphasize the virility and vitality of a contemporary oligarch.

Jonathan Meese is probably right: male billionaires in Russia have rather large families. Boris Berezovsky is a father of six children, Chelsea's owner Roman Abramovich has five and Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the former CEO of Yukos oil giant has four kids in his family.

”A very wealthy Russia man saw my Propagandist at one of my European shows. He personally asked me to bring the statue over to Moscow some day. He said he would like to purchase the statue to decorate the interior of his country house. When I said that I wanted 500,000 euros for this work, the price did not confuse him at all. Russians have learnt to appreciate arts now,” Jonathan Meese said.

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don_pedro
05-28-2009, 09:56 PM
Inferiority complex? Are they trying to overcompensate own actual or imagined ...er... shortcomings?:becky:

Dolly-Dolly
05-28-2009, 10:29 PM
Inferiority complex? Are they trying to overcompensate own actual or imagined ...er... shortcomings?:becky:
exactly!

I guess Jonathan Meese is completely gealous about his creatures' stuff.

Hoopy
05-28-2009, 10:37 PM
Most Oligarchs are big penises :becky:

Dolly-Dolly
05-29-2009, 11:48 AM
Most Oligarchs are big penises :becky:

How did you know that?

CurlyDarling
05-29-2009, 12:22 PM
How-how!!! If he says, he knows! He may have seen them in the state of errection somewhere(where?) or he might have had more intimate experience which let him say so. :rolleyes:

Hoopy
05-29-2009, 12:42 PM
How did you know that?

How-how!!! If he says, he knows! He may have seen them in the state of errection somewhere(where?) or he might have had more intimate experience which let him say so. :rolleyes:OK maybe I should explain in a more simple way, I'm calling them pricks :becky:

Koshka
05-29-2009, 01:20 PM
shame, shame, shame
a disgusting plagiarism

it was found in ancient Pompei

CurlyDarling
05-29-2009, 02:30 PM
Were Pompenians so shameful that had stolen Meese"s idea? You forget, it's prohibited to say anything bad about the dead.

statajack
05-29-2009, 02:57 PM
But times change. In contrast, the classic Romans and Greeks went through a phase of sculpting their heroes and gods with understated "parts". They focused more on muscle, stature and face profiles. It was cool to have a small dingaling in that period.

Sarah
05-29-2009, 04:53 PM
Most Oligarchs are big penises :becky:

Let me translate Hoopy professionally, though your conversation here is disgusting! :p

Men are never old, ugly or underdeveloped, if they have enough money.
Now come bark at me.

Sarah
05-29-2009, 04:55 PM
Just disgusting!