dear brothers and sisters

[tarras bulba]

Who of you is asking his spouse to meet or to be a health certificate wich the famious H.IV. test is included?


Tarras Bulba

[pouffe]

i don't know, are you asking me as a sister or a brother?

[RioRita]

Pouffe, let you be a cousine. Are you going to ask your spouse-to-be to show you a certficate that she/he/it doesn't have H.I.V. before your future wedding?
:JC_cupidgirl: :hmm: :JC_cupidgirl:

[tarras bulba]

i don't know, are you asking me as a sister or a brother?

hey brother

[8bigwheels]

Who of you is asking his spouse to meet or to be a health certificate wich the famious H.IV. test is included?


Tarras Bulba

Какие тараканы живут в Вашей голове?

[momono]

Well, why not.*

* general answer, with no personal case included.

[tarras bulba]

Какие тараканы живут в Вашей голове?

So if you seems to feel to insult every man talking about a serious thing than please just dont post.
Or you are scared of the subject.

talking about childish behaviour. phough.

[hannah]

So if you seems to feel to insult every man talking about a serious thing than please just dont post.

.чего,чего?:hmm::becky:
what was serious thing about and why someone should not post because of it?

[huney]

Assuming that event might one day occur, I would not only require evidence of health but freely present my own. I cannot imagine a thing more likely to ruin a marriage than a hidden case of HIV.

I'd rather discover he had a hidden case of Veuve Clicquot :)

[Sniffer]

Sensitive question Tarras…
We are all enough aware about the danger of AIDS or SPID or SIDA or whatever the way you call it to carefully manage a relationship, particularly in the beginning. The problem is that we have to face to a kind of antinomy: Trust against protection. Talking about it to his/her partner is like the beginning of judgment, or doubts. But it is question of own health, and health of partner too. I’m not sure that the right answer is to ask about H.I.V. test result. I do believe more about a way to start and build relationship, with heart and brain and not (only) with animal pulses! There are some steps from the first discussion until a happy wedding we should not forget to respect, and a relationship will not suffer from some questions (and little bit protection!) if feelings are real and sincere.

[pouffe]

Pouffe, let you be a cousine. Are you going to ask your spouse-to-be to show you a certficate that she/he/it doesn't have H.I.V. before your future wedding?
:JC_cupidgirl: :hmm: :JC_cupidgirl:

I'll ask her for a 'great love' certificate at 1st.

In France we have all to visit a doctor and obtain a special health certificate for wedding. But this certificate is private and known only by the 2 getting married and the doctor of course.

[Sniffer]

Dear Pouffe. Klassnaya Lady!!
Let's forget about HIV test and health certificate. And tell me more about your driving certificate.
I would be pleased that you drive me in the landscape around Toulouse to taste some good wine of Gaillac or Fronton:becky:

[tarras bulba]

fine,

i see that everybody enjoy its day

[Sarah]

Tarrrras, they are just not going to merrrrry, you ask wrong people. Ask me! My answer - yes. And a psychiatrist certificate also, please. Two copies of each.

[elane-ellie]

As always , applause to Abra ( psychiatrists expertise conclusion is a must!) :becky:
But.. nice question, speaking on a serious note..

It is a trust matter, indeed. I will not ask a man that question. But I’d tell a man I’m going to have intimate relation with I’m okay i.e. healthy. Furthermore, if he tells me the same, without any question of mine, means he cares about “us”.

AIDS is not such a deadly terrible monster, there are too many of them besides it.. many mortal diseases causing lethal exit.. not only venereally transmitted.. and no one knows what situations we might meet while live.
Talking about AIDS became a “witch-hunting” with certain social stigma attached to it. That’s not a secret.

Being a medico, I used to perform some certain surgical operations to people who were not just only HIV carriers but suffered from AIDS. To say it never made me scared means to admit I’m an idiot but I am not.. :rolleyes: It’s difficult to describe what you feel when you check your blood every 4-5 month.. I just try not to think about anything bad what could happen to me.

If I happen to be in love (falling in love is not enough) with someone suffering from any disease, I share with him all good and bad. It is the Love Law

[paddedcell]

Who of you is asking his spouse to meet or to be a health certificate wich the famious H.IV. test is included?

Maybe I’m missing the point here but surely any sort of medical ‘certification’ only verifies that the person being tested is ‘clean’ at that particular time… Or would any subsequent relationship be subject to monthly, daily or even hourly ‘top-ups’? Okay…it might provide some reassurance initially…but what then? You didn’t trust your potential partner to ‘keep themselves clean’ before…but now…after starting a relationship with you…they suddenly become like the Howard Hughes of sex?

imho…there probably aren’t many relationships where a couple can resist the glorious pleasures of the flesh prior to getting married…so should one entering the joyous and dizzy heights and flights of a new relationship produce a certificate…like some kinda i-d card??? :eek: Maybe LL could amend their procedures by adding a “Verified Free of STD’s” to Profiles or at the end of messages? :cool:

If one adds in other factors…such as the veracity of testing procedures - i.e. some Countries may have better testing facilities than others…and of course…most of us know that if you have enough money in your pocket in certain Countries…you can buy anything – then the whole issue seems unworkable…as well as unnecessary imho…

Personally…I would prefer ‘things’ just to move along more naturally…and take the necessary precautions should the time (and the carrot) arise… ;)

[statajack]

Maybe LL could amend their procedures by adding a “Verified Free of STD’s” to Profiles or at the end of messages? :cool:



Interesting concept :becky:...... and take it a stage further.

Certificate of Authenticity

In compliance with section 1.0 (part 5) of the International Association for Relations and Sexual Enlightenment (hereinafter I-ARSE) and European Union directive 4,327,981 (amendment 453) on transmission of sexual diseases and horticultural maintenance of soft fruits, this member has been certified as suitable for the development of one-to-one relations with their chosen gender selection.

I-ARSE confirms that as at the date of this certificate, the member has no known sexually transmitted diseases, including those acquired from horses, bovines and sheep. Although hereinto restricted to the aforementioned non-humans, and excluding bird flu, and without exception, I-ARSE accepts no responsibility whatsoever for any subsequent changes in the member's declared medical status beyond the aforementioned date, this certificate is valid for one year.

*This certificate has been produced in triplicate in organic compost paper derivatives, and is available for examination at any civil service office in the European Union with more than five hundred staff doing bugger all.*

[krevedko]

ok, to sum it up, the following docs shall be submitted by LL applicants along with their respective personal details:

1. Certificate of health (absence of AIDS and other STD's, general health check-up, certificate issued by a dentist (only in case an applicant claims to have all own teeth)

1a. Certificate of mental health (sad step to take, as two thirds of GG inhabitants will become not elligible for LL services)
1b. (applicable to gents of senior age) doctors certificaste, proving they have no heart conditions preventing them from taking Viagra when/if needed

2. Certificates of authenticity:

2.1 at least one of submitted pictures must feature an applicant holding an issue of a fresh newspaper with the date of issue and the titles of editorial clearly visible)

2.2 evidence of elligibility to marry (can be replaced with a hand-written statement of a current spouse, confirming they have no objections against international dating activities of an applicant, incl. web-sex)

2.3 Nigerian bank statement (proving actual existence of 50 million on the account, that an applicant will be offering to have transactions with to other LL members)

[statajack]

Di, from one professional to another on legal documents, sounds like an interesting business opportunity. :lol:

I won't ask you to translate the Certificate of Authenticity, as you would probably be inclined to get completely slammed and jump out of the window. :becky:

[Hoopy]

I have a first aid certificate so if I get 2 does that mean I have aids certificates? :confused:

[statajack]

I have a first aid certificate so if I get 2 does that mean I have aids certificates? :confused:

Under European rules........ yup....... you're screwed. :becky:

[sunontheway]

Who of you is asking his spouse to meet or to be a health certificate wich the famious H.IV. test is included?

Tarras Bulba

People normally trust each other.

To be 100% before having unprotected sex, you should
- test your friend;
- keep your friend in an isolated room for 6 months (ok, contacts with pets are allowed);
- test your friend again;
- better don't let her leave the room for your safity

...and I still believe there is no 100% guarantee

My friend asked her boyfriend for health papers before having sex with him but he used to be a drug addicted. This was reasonable.

[momono]

Btw, it might take from about 7 to 10 years for AIDS to show up :rolleyes:

[Shadow-off]

Well in 10 years I will be 63 I am STD free currently. I cannot give the gifts that keep on giving. And I have papers, and tags from a licensed veterinarian to prove it. :becky:

[Sarah]

But if you last that long, in 11 years you will have the right to sing - Will you still need me, will you still fit me - I am 64!

[sunontheway]

Abra,

I thought you were in Shanhai... stop spending your wonderful time in the forum, go and try to buy some grapes! :lol:

[Sarah]

Who of you is asking his spouse to meet or to be a health certificate wich the famious H.IV. test is included?


Tarras Bulba


Tarras, actually, stop pouting! On a more serious note I agree with you to some certain extent - you have to know if your partner is safe. I am not sure the idea with the certificate is good, but it is a matter of mutual trust, of course.

[Sarah]

Abra,

I thought you were in Shanhai... stop spending your wonderful time in the forum, go and try to buy some grapes! :lol:

I am sitting in the hotel at the moment waiting for some further instructions, and they are not coming... Good God! The place is wonderful!
... just not to be offtoping too much - a lot of people outside are wearing something like respirators and I do not understand why, may be they are still afraid of bird's flue, or may be they are afraid of everything now. So everybody are trying to be safe.

[Shadow-off]

Someone once said " I am 48 and still growing! " You will be 59. I sing now. The rest I don't know about it will be a surprize for me. I will still need you. :)

[Sarah]

Chris, the introduction "About me" is a puzzle. Just do not forget that people in our age grow wide, not tall :lol::lol::lol:

[statajack]

Chris, the introduction "About me" is a puzzle. Just do not forget that people in our age grow wide, not tall :lol::lol::lol:

"Me.... Me ....... Me......." - Is a human relay distress signal. A bit like a "mayday" call on emergency marine channel 16. :lol:

[Koshka]

So if you seems to feel to insult every man talking about a serious thing than please just dont post.
Or you are scared of the subject.

talking about childish behaviour. phough.

Oh, darling, I regret.
You write in this forum only very clever serious posts, and have right to recieve only serious answers.

[tarras bulba]

if I could just put a general obsevation girls .. you have a way of posting wich is always procative last months .. as provocative as your idiot moddy suporting you to kill a fine way of feeling together.
So moddy stop acting as the queen of bees and please gg just give a letter of dismiss. she showed in this post only acceptence of negative women talks. and she bans ramon for his collorfull and somtimes stupid ways .. but at last some humor in that.


zorozoro for ever and please GG ban me if you feel I am wrong ..moddy is a part of the prob.

my motto better having a long fight between members so at least at the end of the fight all has be regulated.

I have tried to open a topic

[tarras bulba]

People normally trust each other.

To be 100% before having unprotected sex, you should
- test your friend;
- keep your friend in an isolated room for 6 months (ok, contacts with pets are allowed);
- test your friend again;
- better don't let her leave the room for your safity

...and I still believe there is no 100% guarantee

My friend asked her boyfriend for health papers before having sex with him but he used to be a drug addicted. This was reasonable.

so to put in your laguage.. you accept any sperm..sorry your answer is ass stupid and tries to have humor usselss

[krevedko]

so to put in your laguage.. you accept any sperm..sorry your answer is ass stupid and tries to have humor usselss

Bulbous Torso, no need to be so aggressive and indignant.
What Ontheway tried to explain, is that no certificate will provide sufficient guarantee. One may sleep with somebody who's got AIDS today, get blood test tomorrow and results in a week and will be shown clean. or sleep with smb during the relationship and get infected. you can't make your partner go and get blood tests every other day, can you? so I guess it's again the matter of same old trust.

btw, any time you're walking along the street a brick may fall onto your head from the roof. sorry for bringing this bad piece of news to you.

[paddedcell]

I just got hit on the back of the head by one of these...

http://www.wonderbrains.com/images/products/r/ramba-zamba-baby-rattle_1.jpg


Has anyone seen a pram that is missing one?


Lavvy...

Que problema Hombre?

Take a chill-pill or a phuck-off tablet and go have a lie down...

[sunontheway]

Zorro you have a bad mood today. Sing a song and relax :wave:

When thy sun comes out
Carrots start to sprout
Then thy go into shape
They realise they can wear a cape, OHH YH
Then thy stalk goes green,
Shall we call it Dean?
when it pops through thy lawn
there ready at dawn

Chorus
Ohh carrots, glorious carrots
How are you so orange
Ohh carrots, glorious carrots
When will you be ready to eat?

When you get out of thy soil
you'll be brought to the boil
In you plop
With a wobble and drop
When you get outside
you'll be fat and wide
Then you find yourself on a plate
with a couple on a date!

Chorus

[krevedko]

on an off-key note, sometimes i wish sense of humour was a sexually transmitted disease. wouldn't it be nice?! right, zorro? ;)

[Sarah]

And people shared their opinions! You just can not listen!
Please, forgive us that we are not a damn serious concilium sitting at the round table in Brussels.
It is still up to you to demand such a cert or not. But if you read your thread again, you will see the issue at at least 3 different angels, and it can change your mind!

Always a very good listener,
Abra

[pouffe]

on an off-key note, sometimes i wish sense of humour was a sexually transmitted disease. wouldn't it be nice?! right, zorro? ;)

Have you already slept with a clown?

[krevedko]

Have you already slept with a clown?

Not that this is any of your business really, but yes. See threads hoopy's adventures in moscow part 1 and 2.

[sunontheway]

Have you already slept with a clown?

I am not sure though that it's a good idea when it reaches the size of epidemic. Can you imagine the whole country of silly monkeys? :lol:

But I agree that todays technologies are really amazing. Probably soon they will create a genetically modified viruses transmitted as sexual diseases. For example sexual transmitted knowledge. You sleep with a Chinese, you speak Chinese soon... great! (but I don't envy to Ramon's and Belgian carrot's partners, no one normal head is able to stand their knowledge)

:lol:

[alenika]

Who of you is asking his spouse to meet or to be a health certificate wich the famious H.IV. test is included?
Tarras BulbaI don't. If I needed to ask I'd not think of marrying him :becky:

[elane-ellie]

on an off-key note, sometimes i wish sense of humour was a sexually transmitted disease. wouldn't it be nice?! ;)

I am not sure about sense of humour Di.. but, definitely, life is a sexually transmitted matter .. It even was a Krzysztof Zanussi film " Zycie jako smiertelna choroba przenoszona droga picova " - Life is a Fatal, Sexually Transmitted Disease ;)

[Hoopy]

Lavvy...

Que problema Hombre?

Take a chill-pill or a phuck-off tablet and go have a lie down...You mean one of these? :lol:


http://operacija.com/404/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fukitol.jpg

[tarras bulba]

I don't. If I needed to ask I'd not think of marrying him :becky:

silly way and simplistic answer. my experience with women from the east was to ask some records to me and that felt ok fine and clever..pitty the women here are acting without protection

[sunontheway]

silly way and simplistic answer. my experience with women from the east was to ask some records to me and that felt ok fine and clever..pitty the women here are acting without protection

Wouldn't it be easier and more safe just to use some protection?

By the way... found an amazing way to enlarge a carrot with condoms. Also gives a great feeling of protection !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utD5IQhyRG4

I don't know why I can't add the video here, it's probably for adults only

:becky:

[Hoopy]

For you and future partners Zorro (http://www.aidsgame.com/quick_hiv_test.aspx)

[sunontheway]

Your HIV Risk Change 0.007454293279536%
You can have sex until you are infected whith HIV 13,415.00 times

Is it good or bad?

[Hoopy]

Your HIV Risk Change 0.007454293279536%
You can have sex until you are infected whith HIV 13,415.00 times

Is it good or bad?It's bad, your B/F's pipiska will burn off :lol:

[bobbyd]

Your HIV Risk Change 0.007454293279536%
You can have sex until you are infected whith HIV 13,415.00 times

Is it good or bad?

damn, I'm only 3 away from that.

[Koshka]

It's bad, your B/F's pipiska will burn off :lol:

what?
your Scottish wery difficult for understanding :becky:

[Koshka]

silly way and simplistic answer. my experience with women from the east was to ask some records to me and that felt ok fine and clever..pitty the women here are acting without protection
tarrrasik, only one girl sincerely and kindly answered to you question
but you try to bark her reply.
why?

[tarras bulba]

kosha my popkasik,

I like you way of walking with your tail up in the air.Sweet can I your poupsik recieve a nice foto of you. sht nobody will know.

yours zorrosik:rolleyes:

[Koshka]

kosha my popkasik,

I like you way of walking with your tail up in the air.Sweet can I your poupsik recieve a nice foto of you. sht nobody will know.

yours zorrosik:rolleyes:
tarrasik, therefore be zorozoro you need learn, learn, learn and grow up, grow up, grow up
:yield:

[tarras bulba]

KOSHKA?
willy is growing up and up and up:eek:

[Koshka]

KOSHKA?
willy is growing up and up and up:eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
How long? :eek: :yield: