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bucksbunny
03-23-2009, 08:41 PM
an italian goes on holiday to Malta.. He has to speak english there.So early morning he gets in his hotel and goes for breakfast


the weather ask what he needs
italian: an American breafast with two toasts

they bring him one toast and he call on the waithres

I asked two peaces ...
dirty guy she said..
he: No I want to peaces
she answerred if you wan to pie go to the toilet dirty Italian
the guy later on goes to the restaurant
and see one plate one knife and one spoon but no fork;
He called the waitress : I need a fook...
She answerrs everybody needs a fook
But I need a fook on the table says the Italian.
You dirty maniac she says every needs a fook .. fook you
so he goes to his room and no sheets on his bed
he calls reception and says I need a sheet on my bed
the recption say you cant shit on my bed
he answers I need two sheets on my bed
the reception say you cant shit on my bed dirty Italian
furious the I taalian goers down .. the reception see him and says " peace with you. the Italian says. I Pie on you and go home sun of a bitch.


zorozro and english.

Hoopy
03-23-2009, 08:44 PM
It wasn't an Italian, it was Zorro on holiday :lol:

sunontheway
03-23-2009, 10:07 PM
The joke is not as funny as the fact that it was told by Zoro :lol:

ashytoo
03-24-2009, 10:29 AM
He should have gone to Gozo - its much more forking pissful than Malta, which is full of foreign sheeets.