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Hoopy
03-10-2009, 10:42 AM
Wednesday 11th March is no smoking day in the UK so I think for one day only we should also have the forum as a no smoking zone. :ban:

http://www.nosmokingday.org.uk/

bobbyd
03-10-2009, 01:49 PM
and tomorrow is no peeing day. Good luck with that

ashytoo
03-10-2009, 02:01 PM
and the day after that 'No Swearing Day'........good luck with that!

Hoopy
03-10-2009, 02:04 PM
Fook this, I'm going for a wee and fooking ciggie.

bucksbunny
03-10-2009, 02:08 PM
I preferre a day with goat bastards :becky::becky:

sunontheway
03-10-2009, 02:38 PM
Let it be the forum off day, I need to work this week hard but accidentally got involved into a conversation with our Bunny the Rabbit. Somebody ban me (from reading nonsense too) :ban:

paddedcell
03-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Fook this, I'm going for a wee and fooking ciggie.


All at the same time?

See? Who said men can't 'multi-task'? :)





Good luck mopping the bathroom floor... ;)

Calibret
03-10-2009, 06:29 PM
This is good, smoking is the worst addiction to
ever afflict mankind, I hate it.

jimsan
03-10-2009, 09:10 PM
I will personally kill the one who ever invents a no drinking day !!

Gabbibo
03-10-2009, 09:12 PM
mda...u said on Wednesday? we will see:smokin:

Lucker
03-11-2009, 05:26 AM
Or a , Do Something Really Funny day
Places like Canada and Germany would be in a state of coma by breakfast time .

Mrs Canadian says ," This is the funniest thing ever" , to her husband , as she serves him one sausage instead of two .
Although , if he is on the ball , he will bury an axe in her head and say ," Laugh that one off , bitch" .

bobbyd
03-11-2009, 03:09 PM
Or a , Do Something Really Funny day
Places like Canada and Germany would be in a state of coma by breakfast time .

Mrs Canadian says ," This is the funniest thing ever" , to her husband , as she serves him one sausage instead of two .
Although , if he is on the ball , he will bury an axe in her head and say ," Laugh that one off , bitch" .

yep, sounds like a typical breakfast conversation here but with bacon instead of sausage. Bang(er) on Ray Ray. Axe :) me again why I love this country so.

slkasop
03-11-2009, 08:41 PM
I thought the conversation was a little long and wordy. Of course, I am used to people from BC (Trail)...Another Kokkanee.

Hoopy
03-11-2009, 08:45 PM
I lasted until 11 am today before having a cig, thats quite a record for me.

paddedcell
03-11-2009, 08:48 PM
I lasted until 11 am today before having a cig, thats quite a record for me.

You woke up at 10:55 right? :whistle2:

Shadow-off
03-12-2009, 02:29 AM
Not a problem; I'll just make brownies :becky:

IamKeenan
03-12-2009, 02:38 AM
Not a problem; I'll just make brownies :becky:

We know the brownies you make! Don't forget to invite Cinty:lol:

http://dirtywhiteblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/pot-brownie-by-google.jpg

IamKeenan
03-12-2009, 02:40 AM
Someone asked me if I smoke after sex. And I said ''I don't know,I have never looked':lol:

http://www.emailjokes.co.za/images/326smokesex_531_326_1.jpg

Shadow-off
03-12-2009, 03:44 AM
I've always admired that woman :becky:

hannah
03-12-2009, 11:47 AM
I quit smoking few weeks ago,hope for ever.It was not that difficult as I thought before me did it though I used to smoke for over 20years.:)