View Full Version : No smoking day
Hoopy
03-10-2009, 10:42 AM
Wednesday 11th March is no smoking day in the UK so I think for one day only we should also have the forum as a no smoking zone. :ban:
http://www.nosmokingday.org.uk/
bobbyd
03-10-2009, 01:49 PM
and tomorrow is no peeing day. Good luck with that
ashytoo
03-10-2009, 02:01 PM
and the day after that 'No Swearing Day'........good luck with that!
Hoopy
03-10-2009, 02:04 PM
Fook this, I'm going for a wee and fooking ciggie.
bucksbunny
03-10-2009, 02:08 PM
I preferre a day with goat bastards :becky::becky:
sunontheway
03-10-2009, 02:38 PM
Let it be the forum off day, I need to work this week hard but accidentally got involved into a conversation with our Bunny the Rabbit. Somebody ban me (from reading nonsense too) :ban:
paddedcell
03-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Fook this, I'm going for a wee and fooking ciggie.
All at the same time?
See? Who said men can't 'multi-task'? :)
Good luck mopping the bathroom floor... ;)
Calibret
03-10-2009, 06:29 PM
This is good, smoking is the worst addiction to
ever afflict mankind, I hate it.
jimsan
03-10-2009, 09:10 PM
I will personally kill the one who ever invents a no drinking day !!
Gabbibo
03-10-2009, 09:12 PM
mda...u said on Wednesday? we will see:smokin:
Lucker
03-11-2009, 05:26 AM
Or a , Do Something Really Funny day
Places like Canada and Germany would be in a state of coma by breakfast time .
Mrs Canadian says ," This is the funniest thing ever" , to her husband , as she serves him one sausage instead of two .
Although , if he is on the ball , he will bury an axe in her head and say ," Laugh that one off , bitch" .
bobbyd
03-11-2009, 03:09 PM
Or a , Do Something Really Funny day
Places like Canada and Germany would be in a state of coma by breakfast time .
Mrs Canadian says ," This is the funniest thing ever" , to her husband , as she serves him one sausage instead of two .
Although , if he is on the ball , he will bury an axe in her head and say ," Laugh that one off , bitch" .
yep, sounds like a typical breakfast conversation here but with bacon instead of sausage. Bang(er) on Ray Ray. Axe :) me again why I love this country so.
slkasop
03-11-2009, 08:41 PM
I thought the conversation was a little long and wordy. Of course, I am used to people from BC (Trail)...Another Kokkanee.
Hoopy
03-11-2009, 08:45 PM
I lasted until 11 am today before having a cig, thats quite a record for me.
paddedcell
03-11-2009, 08:48 PM
I lasted until 11 am today before having a cig, thats quite a record for me.
You woke up at 10:55 right? :whistle2:
Shadow-off
03-12-2009, 02:29 AM
Not a problem; I'll just make brownies :becky:
IamKeenan
03-12-2009, 02:38 AM
Not a problem; I'll just make brownies :becky:
We know the brownies you make! Don't forget to invite Cinty:lol:
http://dirtywhiteblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/pot-brownie-by-google.jpg
IamKeenan
03-12-2009, 02:40 AM
Someone asked me if I smoke after sex. And I said ''I don't know,I have never looked':lol:
http://www.emailjokes.co.za/images/326smokesex_531_326_1.jpg
Shadow-off
03-12-2009, 03:44 AM
I've always admired that woman :becky:
hannah
03-12-2009, 11:47 AM
I quit smoking few weeks ago,hope for ever.It was not that difficult as I thought before me did it though I used to smoke for over 20years.:)