Neilikka
09-02-2008, 03:27 PM
It is an open fact that many girls "like it hot." All the teenage girls are in love with the worst guy in class. And the more he has to stay after school the sexier he becomes for us. We are dreaming to be one of his girlfriends, or even just one of his one-night-stands. This is an instinct of hunting plus the wish to know what is hidden beyond his rudeness - plus something else...
Time passes. We gain some experience in relationships and start being more pragmatic in our choices. That bad boy now seems an unnecessary problem for us. Why look for adventures with someone who really doesn't care? We can always find someone who has the same plans for the future and who cares, and buy a big house and live in the suburbs... just to spend the weekend in the center of the city with some bad boy again.
It is hard to say when we lose interest, but even if we love, we do. The main problem is that women are much more emotional than men: in giving something we can easily lose our head at the same time. That is why men almost never leave their families for their 23rd lover and a woman can start packing her bags after the first time they lie to her husband.
My goal is not to give you precious advice on how to pack your bags. I just want to be honest with men and give them some topics for discussion over beer this weekend. If you want to be a good reliable boy and at the same time the one who is on her mind while "Nothing Compares To You" is playing, here are the rules:
Don't be too pushy, but while making suggestions be original and persistent. Women like strong men. Even if they are bold and fat.
Even if you are unemployed now, try to seem busy. Speak frostily on Mondays and Thursdays, for example. Women like busy men - that makes us feel secure.
Help her when she really needs help. Don't run to her place if she breaks her nail. If she has 38 degree temperature, you can bring her aspirin and flowers. If the temperature is higher, you can also bring a doctor with you.
Sometimes (once a year) it is very useful to arrive to her place without an invitation. You can knock at her door at 11 p.m. holding a bottle of red wine in your hand.
Don't be shy in bed! It is necessary to change the "making love" process into something more aggressive. Sometimes.
Never buy her toys.
Never let her pay.
Don't be afraid to make compliments to other women.
It is you who should drive the car.
Never tell her she is fat; tell her that dress she wore yesterday was more beautiful than the one she is in now.
Don't play with animals and kids for more than five minutes.
Please, don't become friends with her ex. That looks stupid.
Try to stay quiet when you have fights.
Never leave her alone with your mom if you don't want her to see that photo from the summer camp 1984.
Make her laugh. If it works that means you can also make her cry. If you can make her cry, she is yours. If you can make her laugh then, of course...
Oh, come on, can you just be a man?
By Anna Ozar
Time passes. We gain some experience in relationships and start being more pragmatic in our choices. That bad boy now seems an unnecessary problem for us. Why look for adventures with someone who really doesn't care? We can always find someone who has the same plans for the future and who cares, and buy a big house and live in the suburbs... just to spend the weekend in the center of the city with some bad boy again.
It is hard to say when we lose interest, but even if we love, we do. The main problem is that women are much more emotional than men: in giving something we can easily lose our head at the same time. That is why men almost never leave their families for their 23rd lover and a woman can start packing her bags after the first time they lie to her husband.
My goal is not to give you precious advice on how to pack your bags. I just want to be honest with men and give them some topics for discussion over beer this weekend. If you want to be a good reliable boy and at the same time the one who is on her mind while "Nothing Compares To You" is playing, here are the rules:
Don't be too pushy, but while making suggestions be original and persistent. Women like strong men. Even if they are bold and fat.
Even if you are unemployed now, try to seem busy. Speak frostily on Mondays and Thursdays, for example. Women like busy men - that makes us feel secure.
Help her when she really needs help. Don't run to her place if she breaks her nail. If she has 38 degree temperature, you can bring her aspirin and flowers. If the temperature is higher, you can also bring a doctor with you.
Sometimes (once a year) it is very useful to arrive to her place without an invitation. You can knock at her door at 11 p.m. holding a bottle of red wine in your hand.
Don't be shy in bed! It is necessary to change the "making love" process into something more aggressive. Sometimes.
Never buy her toys.
Never let her pay.
Don't be afraid to make compliments to other women.
It is you who should drive the car.
Never tell her she is fat; tell her that dress she wore yesterday was more beautiful than the one she is in now.
Don't play with animals and kids for more than five minutes.
Please, don't become friends with her ex. That looks stupid.
Try to stay quiet when you have fights.
Never leave her alone with your mom if you don't want her to see that photo from the summer camp 1984.
Make her laugh. If it works that means you can also make her cry. If you can make her cry, she is yours. If you can make her laugh then, of course...
Oh, come on, can you just be a man?
By Anna Ozar