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slkasop
11-23-2008, 06:12 PM
chicagotribune.com

No translation needed

By Andy Borowitz
November 23, 2008
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In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/obama/) has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.

Millions of Americans who watched Obama's appearance on CBS' "60 Minutes" last Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tic, which had Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.

But Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.

According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a president who speaks English as if it were his first language.

"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist."

The historian said that if Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "OK, subject, predicate, subject predicate—we get it; stop showing off."

The president-elect's stubborn insistence on using complete sentences has already attracted a rebuke from one of his harshest critics, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska.

"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.

bucksbunny
11-24-2008, 10:34 AM
Millions of Americans who watched Obama's appearance on CBS' "60 Minutes" last Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tic, which had Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.

But Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.

thats my legacy I left on my trip trough africa .. african english has a touch of belgian.

zorzoro

statajack
11-24-2008, 10:44 AM
chicagotribune.com

No translation needed

By Andy Borowitz
November 23, 2008
http://https.edge.ru4.com/smartserve/ttplus?placement=tp-0224-001&intr=DM1
In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/obama/) has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.

Millions of Americans who watched Obama's appearance on CBS' "60 Minutes" last Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tic, which had Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.

But Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.

According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a president who speaks English as if it were his first language.

"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist."

The historian said that if Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "OK, subject, predicate, subject predicate—we get it; stop showing off."

The president-elect's stubborn insistence on using complete sentences has already attracted a rebuke from one of his harshest critics, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska.

"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.

The last paragraph - if that is an accurate transcript of Sarah Palin talking, there is no hope for the republicans for years to come.

Lucker
11-24-2008, 10:52 AM
The last paragraph - if that is an accurate transcript of Sarah Palin talking, there is no hope for the republicans for years to come.

Are you sure ?
I think most Republicans speak that way . I was thinking of our resident Prophet and Seer and I gather Mr Smutty has graphs which prove it beyond all possible dispute .

statajack
11-24-2008, 11:14 AM
Are you sure ?
I think most Republicans speak that way . I was thinking of our resident Prophet and Seer and I gather Mr Smutty has graphs which prove it beyond all possible dispute .

Well at least Mrs Palin's got great tits. That should stand her in high regard amongst adolescent males. :cool:

huney
11-24-2008, 12:15 PM
The last paragraph - if that is an accurate transcript of Sarah Palin talking, there is no hope for the republicans for years to come.

Whether it is a transcript I cannot say, but it is an accurate representation of that which typically spews from her mouth. :puke: