Everybody wants something.......

[statajack]

Lucky wants a ban;

Crushik wants a wedding cake;

Hoopy wants gallons of beer everyday;

I want some sex, but only get a two for one offer in Tesco's in the tinned vegetables section;

What does everybody else want?

[Hoopy]

Krevedko wants a nice little monkey

Keenan wants a good taste in music

Brown Rodder wants a new KKK outfit

Zorro wants someone to understand him

and Gabber wants peace and quiet :lol:

[Andylad]

i want to marry crushik!
i want the sun to shine occasionally in this country
i want a new car
i want a holiday

not necessarily in that order, but any help with any of the above would be greatly appreciated

:)

[krevedko]

Krevedko wants a nice little monkey



I already have one :kuku: She is cheeky, but I never said she wasn't nice.

What I want is to have some piece and quiet sometimes )))

[Lucker]

Cut "want" from your Vocabulary , and you will be surprised how much more content you are .

[Andylad]

Cut "want" from your Vocabulary , and you will be surprised how much more content you are .

ok sorry.... i NEED the above!

[Lucker]

Desperate Dan , eh ?
The Meat Pie and a Shag man .

I suppose I could have remarked how 'andy you were .
A wanker, gadzooks ROFL

[fbibob]

And Lucky wants a big trash bin placed below her balcony.

[Andylad]

Cut "want" from your Vocabulary , and you will be surprised how much more content you are .

Desperate Dan , eh ?
The Meat Pie and a Shag man .

I suppose I could have remarked how 'andy you were .
A wanker, gadzooks ROFL

tut tut Ramon, i'm shocked & surprised at you, i have come to expect language like that from other members on here, but you? i'm disappointed.
:p

[Sveta's Hero]

i want to marry crushik!
i want the sun to shine occasionally in this country
i want a new car
i want a holiday

not necessarily in that order, but any help with any of the above would be greatly appreciated

:)


Too late on the first one.:becky::p:becky:

[Lonewolf74]

I want a riot! :cool:

[alabelle]

I want a riot! :cool:


We now have a domestic terrorist on this forum ... ARE YOU FOR OBAMA?:cool:

[brown-raider]

Krevedko wants a nice little monkey

Keenan wants a good taste in music

Brown Rodder wants a new KKK outfit

Zorro wants someone to understand him

and Gabber wants peace and quiet :lol:and you Hoopy what do you want besides a new sheep shag...? or that about it... fookin nancy boy:lol:

[Lucker]

Reindeer ,
Your outburst struck me right in the heart . Pain and Anger mixed with anguish .
Have you examined your diet and checked for a correlation with manic behaviour ?
Do you think counselling has a positive role in modifying deviant behaviour ?
Do your outbursts correlate with phases of the moon ?
Ask your wife to give you a firm spanking on your little pink botty . You don't have to tell her whom you are secretly thinking about .














:whip::whip::behindsofa:

[Lucky]

And Lucky wants a big trash bin placed below her balcony.

Lucky wants only ban :ban:
and smth to kick mods popka... any suggestions what can be better instrument

[Lucky]

I want a riot! :cool:

may i join... i know how to do great riot...

[Master_Mind]

Lucky wants a ban;

Crushik wants a wedding cake;

Hoopy wants gallons of beer everyday;

I want some sex, but only get a two for one offer in Tesco's in the tinned vegetables section;

What does everybody else want?

evryone needs something that someone may offer it with pleasure:croc:

[Lucky]

evryone needs something that someone may offer it with pleasure:croc:

but sometimes these two cant catch each other... i mean those who wants smth... and those who can offer... often those who wants smth whants smth different from those who can offer... or wants that from someone other...

[Crushik]

I wanna to win eurolottery 1 mln bucks :becky::becky::becky: and don*t work then, just enjoying the life my way with loved person :becky::p

[Lucky]

I wanna to win eurolottery 1 mln bucks :becky::becky::becky: and don*t work then, just enjoying the life my way with loved person :becky::p

bad girl :Elffy_24: who spoiled u :ban:

[Crushik]

bad girl :Elffy_24: who spoiled u :ban:

pfffffff :lol::lol::lol: it*s from nature :becky::lol:

[Lucky]

pfffffff :lol::lol::lol: it*s from nature :becky::lol:

why i have some suspusious... but dont want to tell here...

P.S. took back yr avatar instead of this one... that was better )))

[Crushik]

why i have some suspusious... but dont want to tell here...

P.S. took back yr avatar instead of this one... that was better )))

Did you like a * boy and girl *avatar? :p I can back it :becky:

[Lucky]

Did you like a * boy and girl *avatar? :p I can back it :becky:

yeah... i like it... its is funny... or maybe its just my pervert mood is playing :confused:

[Crushik]

yeah... i like it... its is funny... or maybe its just my pervert mood is playing :confused:

for your naughty mood :becky: voila :becky:

[1amongmany]

I just want my soul back...I had a dyslexic moment once and sold it to Santa:o

[Lonewolf74]

We now have a domestic terrorist on this forum ... ARE YOU FOR OBAMA?:cool:

Who???? :lol:

@Lucky i have a torch and a fork for you already ;) ...we can throw stuff off your balconny then :D .

V.

[Lucky]

Who???? :lol:

@Lucky i have a torch and a fork for you already ;) ...we can throw stuff off your balconny then :D .

V.

torch and fork...:eek: rather strange combination
ok... fork... we will tie a string tothe end of it and will throw it down try to catch smth from the stuff on the ground... lets see who will get more things...
and torch :confused: what are u going to do with it...
ops... forgot.. we should be careful not to scare bobby.. he is just exemining his new ladder...

[Lucky]

oh... i know... ive got better idea... lets break balcony windows at my neighbour one flor lower... she annoys me with her screammings when its thunderstorm and lightning while i enjoying this passion beauty:(

[Lonewolf74]

torch and fork...:eek: rather strange combination
ok... fork... we will tie a string tothe end of it and will throw it down try to catch smth from the stuff on the ground... lets see who will get more things...
and torch :confused: what are u going to do with it...
ops... forgot.. we should be careful not to scare bobby.. he is just exemining his new ladder...


Two essencial objects to be used while rioting... :becky:
About the neighbour...why does she scream so much? :rolleyes::becky:

V

[mai_ra]

Everybody wants something.......

I want everything!!!

:lol::peace::smokin:

[Lucker]

Aha . Then you are definitely Russian

[mai_ra]

Aha . Then you are definitely Russian

Yes, my (definitely english) friend!
"Самое дорогое у человека-это жизнь. Она дается ему один раз, и прожить ее надо так, чтобы не было мучительно больно за бесцельно прожитые годы...(Н.Островский. Как закалялась сталь.)----
"Man's dearest possession is life. It is given to him once, and he must live it so as to feel no tormenting regrets for wasted years, never know the burning shame of a mean and petty past"( Nikolai Ostrovsky)

:):)

[cecilia]

:megalol::megalol::megalol::megalol::megalol:

[cecilia]

i want pee:lol:

[Master_Mind]

i want pee:lol:
Can you do it silently?;)

[bobbyd]

I want peace and goodwill towards all man....yah right.

I want money
I want honey

I want Ivanka to open her curtains...all day and night
I want to dive off Niagara Falls in a barrel with Di
I want Hoopy to write a post in purple
I want Dan to write a post about nothing in particular
I want Vas to buy me an all expenses paid trip to Portugal
I want Saprofsky to buy me an all expenses paid trip to Spain
I want huney to bake me a cake
I want Keenan to bake a cake for Obama
I want Crushik to send me a romantic poem
I want to sit down with Alex and discuss life...naked. Ok, maybe not naked that was just me dreaming again.
I want some of my dreams to come true
I want Paul V to buy me an all expense paid trip to Kharkov...NOW
I want Detroit Paul to teach me how to play this fooking guitar that is gathering dust in my living room
I want Frank to face the facts...the Raiders suck.
I want my brother Bob to send me money like good brothers are supposed to do.
I want Cecilia to change her avatar and put her pic there instead...sooo pretty
I want Ray Ray to write a book with me
I want Marina to write a thread about good American men
I want Alpine-Frolic to move to Brighton and spend his days sipping tea with his favourite counterpart.


Am I asking too fooking much????????

[Hoopy]

Am I asking too fooking much????????
Yes you are :becky:

[Voobrazheniye]

Yes you are :becky:

OMG.... I think it's starting to get really cold in hell.

[Voobrazheniye]

I want peace and goodwill towards all man....yah right.

I want Paul V to buy me an all expense paid trip to Kharkov...NOW

Am I asking too fooking much????????

Sorry, Bob... but if I am going to PAY anyone to come to Kharkov, she's going to have to be a LOT better looking than you. :lol:

[Crushik]

I want peace and goodwill towards all man....yah right.


I want Crushik to send me a romantic poem


Am I asking too fooking much????????


Sorry, Bobby, I can*t write a romantic poem for you, I have a someone who I*d write for :p:becky: I can write for you just friendly poem and no romantic :lol: :peace:

[bobbyd]

in other words I get nothing that I want except my request from the green one.

I'm gonna join another discussion board where nobody knows me. I'll get respect for a week or two.:rolleyes:

[krevedko]

I want to dive off Niagara Falls in a barrel with Di

Am I asking too fooking much????????

Bobby, FFS! How long am I supposed to sit inside this barrel waiting for you??? :confused:

http://www.gogolfandtravel.com/images/Jack%20Daniels/JDBarrel-01.jpg

Hop in. Oh, and bring some alka seltzer with you, will ya? Hic!

[bobbyd]

depends...is it empty or are you still drinking?:)

[Lonewolf74]

depends...is it empty or are you still drinking?:)

Bet the barrel hasnt got a single drop of moisture even inside.... :becky:

About Portugal...sure Bob... when i get rich u're invited...hope you have a comfy chair though... :cool:

V.

[krevedko]

depends...is it empty or are you still drinking?:)

Hic! Weeeeell, Bobbeeeee. Hic! Some people vould looke at zis nice barrel and say itz half empteee. Hic. But I akchualleee fink it iz half full. Hic! :JC_burp::whatisit:

[Hoopy]

FFS woman,you've had a few hours and there's still some left in that barrel.....thought you Russkies could drink :Elffy_39: